>>26393134 >having unprotected sex with a woman and cumming inside her >All it takes is money you dumb idiot ahah yeah, if by money you mean being filthy fucking rich then I'd agree no hooker or escort would agree with that
>>26393840 I've heard tons of people describe blowjobs as underwhelming, though. I've never heard anyone say the same thing about cumming inside of a girl. I've seen people say fapping is better than blowjobs.
Up until last November I was a virgin, I'm 25. Anyways I've started creampieing my first girlfriend (lol) everyday because she's got an iud. I can verify it's the best ever, especially if she cums at the same time. Both of your genitals will be throbbing together as you writhe in sexual ecstacy.
>>26393896 >I've heard tons of people describe blowjobs as underwhelming, though. I've never heard anyone say the same thing about cumming inside of a girl. I've seen people say fapping is better than blowjobs. >>26393840 >yea well everyone said a blowjob was like that and i found it completely underwhelming >so i'm not buying the penis in vagina meme LEL VIRGINROBOS
The main reason why there are these discrepencies is because BJs require some amount of skill and effort on the girl's part. Meanwhile fucking can work since you yourself are in control it still works even if the girl is uninterested, drunk, passed out, not moving, in a comatose state, without a mouth, blind, mentally retarded, etc
I prefer irrumatio. I'm a selfish lover. I just want her to lay on her side, I fuck her face a few minutes, if I'm feeling mean I make her gag, if nice or want to cum quickly/having trouble cumming I instruct her to hold her hand at the entrance and make it tighter for more stimulation. Pussy is good prone bone if her legs are together so it's tighter, but only if she's on birth control. I'd rather fap than use a condom, and interuptus just kind of feels like that cuckold meme thing they call ruined orgasms.
I like bathmate though. I went in expecting theworst but figured it's a chinese copy that's exactly the same except way cheaper at $14. It's made sex better and I feel a lot better with a bigger bulge. I never bought the whole big dicks meme, but it's like some unconscious shit. I pull my dick out of the tube and it's all thick, heavy, and hateful looking. Not even meaning to I walk around acting like a cocky son of a bitch and actually try to draw sex out instead of making it a quicky just to get off so I can get back to watching tv or reading.
My fleshlight feels better if I bother to warm them up and have a stinky pair of panties or shirt from softball practice to huff.
My best feeling toy is a cheapie fucksleeve I got for $10 on amazon that I wrap the bottom in a sock to collect cum and lube, then insert the whole thing in a holiday tin of Lifesavers:the candy with the hole TM. It becomes super tight and I think really l00d thoughts and cum really hard and fast. I'm too lazy to wash it though and the cum will rot if you aren't careful. Dump the unit out, toss the sock in your laundry bin and let the sleeve dry. I just set in on my nightstand since I live alone. It still is gross but at least it's not I hope my dick doesn't fall off gross. I ealy should stop being lazy though. I clean my fleshlights and it takes all of 45 seconds. 30 seconds running water through, 15 seconds to pour a capful of 70% iso alcohol through and set on the dresser top. I could even save time and just use water. But I'm. It's my stinky tight little fuck hole.
I chose the wild cherry flavor and pretend it's a really tight virgin and it hurts her but she endures it for my sake. Oddly wild cherry tin contained the usual variety of flavors, 2 rolls each of butterscotch, cherry, and 5fruits. I expected it would contain all wildcherry.
>>26396556 Having sex with someone who loves and trusts you and who you love and trust in return is amazing. It makes living worthwhile. Your ambitions can change or fade, your living standards can drop, your health might begin to fail, but knowing there is someone who loves you is like being thrown a life ring when you're struggling to keep afloat in troubled water. My girlfriend has lived a fairly comfortable, sheltered and studious life. She knows I've suffered a lot with my family and with my introversion and so on, but she appreciates my willingness to treat her as more than just a cute fragile girl and in turn she provides for me the caring and tenderness I have gone without. We're good friends as well as lovers, and we make sure via small gestures (kissing in passing, spontaneous intercourse, gifts without occasion) that our love is mutual and consistent. I look back on how I was just three months ago and it feels like a different era of my life. I thought I would never experience love and my pessimistic view of life and defensiveness was so illogical in retrospect. I realize love doesn't last forever all the time, and that one day one of us may lost interest in the other, but to have someone you respect and long for express their excitement at the fact you exist is so beautiful. She makes my life beautiful.
>>26393840 >>26393896 To me, there is something magical about having a girl jerk you off. With their tiny, soft little girl hands. Very satisfying to shoots little ropes of semen over a female's body and breasts, even better when the moment you say "I'm coming" she puts her mouth over your cock and desperately sucks out each and every drop of salty spunk ...
I mean I'm glad she puts out every time I want some instead of doing the headache routine my exes tried but every single time? She even says shit like just use my mouth because she doesn't want me poking her crotch, lubing my cock up with, spit, then trying again for 5 minutes until it finally gets in enough for some Sahara fucking desert action. I understand if it's occasional, I can't get it up when I take my vyvanse or get really drunk as easily, but every time? It's not like I don't go for it infrequently either. Weekdays it's about once a day, then on weekends I'll usually go for two rounds a day.
I guess it's all the meds she's on but when we first dated she was constantly wet and some days I'd go 5 rounds. Even when I was all out of cum she'd sometimes say she knows I can't cum but she just wants a quick one. She'd suck me erect, climb on top, do this painful grinding front and back thing instead of up and down like normal until she had a couple orgasms then would hop back off. sometimes she would even diddle her clit with a bullet vibe while grinding. On one hand I'm glad she stopped cutting, but on the other hand it makes me feel less desirable when not only does she never initiate, she doesn't even get wet anymore. It used to be hot when she begged me to give her my cum. It feels totally different when she says just hurry up and cum or tells me to get it over with as fast as I can.
>>26396960 Man that sucks. My gf went through a bunch of weird sexual problems after starting abilify. On one hand, she wasn't breaking down and crying when she had a bad day at work or broke something...but on the other, our sex life and other aspects of our relationship suffered. I was glad when she got off of it.
>sex dreams (or fantasies in general) cannot be authentic because I don't know what it actually feels like in order to base the dream on it >sometimes have awesome dreams where I suck a futa cock but I have no idea what penis tastes like so it effectively has no taste >in order to have the best fantasy I have to succeed in real life first, including with a trap or trans girl that don't exist where I live
Sex is overrated. It's not a magical life changing experience, but it doesn't suck either. It's ok. Cumming inside of a woman and shooting your load deep in her pussy is fucking amazing though. So is the feeling of her pussy gripping your dick when she orgasms while you are fucking her. The best shit ever is when you both cum at the same time. Sex with a condom fucking sucks. They dull all the sensation and get in the way. I would rather fuck a fleshlight or jerk off. Blowjobs are ok i guess, nothing special but not bad. Although i could see how a bj from a girl who loved giving them and knew what the fuck she was doing would be amazing though. Ive never had one of those though. I fucking love getting a nice handjob though.
>>26396456 From everything I've heard the Japanese stuff (onaholes) are significantly better. If I ever got one of these things it would definitely be an onahole. Anyone interested can go to the onahole general on /jp/
>tfw actually disgusted by OP's gif >not disgusted by pic related What the fuck is wrong with me? I'm not even baiting. What the fuck. It's been so long since I've seen a white dick cum inside a white pussy and now it just seems wrong to me. What the fuck...
>>26393896 Blowjobs aren't necessarily under whelming, but they are much more about aesthetic and power than sheer sensation. Cumming in a girl is easily the best feeling, but depending on the situation other things can be equally, if not more gratifying.
For blowjobs she has to be into it and putting forth a good effort to make it sexy. Dicks don't taste like ice cream and chocolate, but if they can pretend that helps a bunch.
Same thing when I go down on a girl, 10/10 times I'd want to taste my favorite food instead of pussy, but when I'm down there I pretend that shit is the best thing that's ever touched my tongue.
If she's not into it it just doesn't have the same effect, she cant just arch her back and take it, assuming she isn't a deepthroat god.
>>26398877 Me too. I'll be smoking a bunch of weed and trying truffles, a lot of which is located in and around the Red Light District too. Most of the stuff worth visiting for, is inside the canal ring
>>26393076 >tfw premature is my fetish >takes me hours to cum and still feels forced most days >I just want to slip it in and be overwhelmed instantly with pleasure that is so great I can't stop myself from cumming
>>26393076 I've had sex 3 times with one girl. It wasn't that great because in order for it to be truly enjoyable, you need an emotional connection with the chick. Learning I'd been wrong about sex for so long was in a way worse than being a virgin until I was 20.
>some people dream of driving a Lamborghini >they will realistically never be able to >you can pay money to hire one, enjoy the experience at least >they'll never die wondering and gratefully accept the opportunity, after all, what's the point of life if not to experience new things?
>robots really want to have sex but can't >believe quite strongly that they'll never be able to >>26393108 >for some reason are absolutely opposed to just getting an escort and experiencing ot finally >develop codes of honour, NEVER pay for sex >they die wondering
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