>>26392362 >>26392677 been clubbing about 10 times and i end up either not drinking enough and awkwardly standing around then leaving early or drinking way too much and blacking out and waking up in a bus shelter at 5am. there is no sweet spot for me.
>>26392771 >not going only to free events or getting there early >not dumping your jacket in a corner somewhere >not stealing random people's drinks when they're not looking >not clubbing completely for free plebe-tier display, anon.
fucking this. my roommates like, "well its my friday" i fucking hate him. >now hes gonna get all my friends to go out and if i stay home i look like a robot. >mfw the girl im fucking is in that friend group and she always wants to come over to spend the night >tfw i just want to smoke weed and play fallout without having to spend money at a bar >mfw its 4 days from valentines day
when Chad and Stacy club, it's because they know they can get laid and know theyre the hottest shit in the club
when average normie sluts go, it's because >"omgg girlzz night wooo dont hit on us silly bois" and want the ego boost of turning down most guys, but accepting free drinks, all while hoping Chad notices them
when average normie guys go, they think they'll get laid >"fuck yea bro pregame bro let's do this shit time to fuck some sloots" but most of the time they dont get any action and just end up going back home alone drunk
and when betas go they nurse drinks for a few hours while sticking to the outer walls of the club looking at all the sluts wearing tight dresses hoping they'll magically come to mr. wallflower over here
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