>I'm sorry anon I don't do blowjobs/anal/[insert

>>26391865
Do women actually say this?

>>26391889
yes, i talked to a fembot who had previously been tied up and all kinds of other weird shit by chad and now is only into that gay ass femdom shit

>>26391889
No
>hey anon I really want to start shoving dildos up your ass
Is what happened to me.

>>26391889
No, but it's not like OP knows.

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>>26391865
Well, that's unfortunate. You can leave now. Get your ex to give you a ride home.

I would bet my asshole that sentence was not used in the real world like ever

>>26391889
They don't spell it out, but that's how they act.

Oh okay, then we're finished. Good bye.

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>>26391865
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMANDA-MANDA-MANDA-MANDA-MANDAAAAA
MANDA-MANDA-MANDA-MANDA-MANDAAAAAA

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

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>>26391865

Torrent of the girl on Amateur Allure:

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