Neets4GOD

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>>26391550
Jobcentre has me working at their office tomorrow, went for "tour" there today with some guy who is clearly more of a robot than i am.

I'm really looking forward to 'working' with him desu senpai

>>26391610
As long as you have GOD in your mind you will always be successful future wagecuck. But don't forget to visit his house EVERY week to pay homage

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after a year of being neet, will my applications be trashed when they see the gap? I'm only looking to apply to entry-level wageslave jobs that basically have no requirements.

if I get an interview and they ask about the gap, should I tell them I've kept busy maintaining our property or will I look like an even bigger manchild?

Of course neetcucks believe in religion
I mean I already knew they were all complete morons who cant function without mommy but damn

Enjoy church little buddy.
In the mean time us wagebros will actually be doing something productive with our lives thanks

>>26391634
It's unpaid work but it gets them off my case for about half a year for 4 weeks work, and i don't believe in any god if that's what your implying, im pretty drunk right now

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>>26391662
Oh don't you worry wagey, I was sure to get my daily mickies intake. Hey maybe I saw you when I ordered!

Where you that depressed, sweaty, manlet behind the counter?

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>>26391550
This is a good reminder that NEETs go to heaven.

>>26391550
>mfw Emperor trump takes your NEETbucks.

Get ready for a newdeal Neetcuck. Have fun doing backbreaking work repairing America's infrastructure one shitty road and failing bridge at a time. Meanwhile I'll have my salaried management position. It's all wal-mart, yeah, but my christmas bonus alone was 20k.

I love when we hire someone in and you can just tell they're a NEET who got tossed on their ass. I always push them through the hiring process because I love watching them fail.

>>26392007
>20k bonus
>Walmart
Your full of it. Not even a NEET

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>>26391550
>enjoy your hell, slothfag

Proverbs 13:4 - The soul of the sluggard craves and gets nothing, while the soul of the diligent is richly supplied.

Proverbs 6:6 - Go to the ant, O sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise.

1 Timothy 5:8 - But if anyone does not provide for his relatives, and especially for members of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.

2 Thessalonians - For we hear that some among you walk in idleness, not busy at work, but busybodies. Now such persons we command and encourage in the Lord Jesus Christ to do their work quietly and to earn their own living.

2 Thessalonians 3:10 - For even when we were with you, we would give you this command: If anyone is not willing to work, let him not eat.

>got my wisdom teeth out yesterday
>have done nothing today and probably won't be able to tomorrow

Wow the NEET life sure is fun

>>26391662
Buttblasted wagie ahoy

>>26392060
My store manage didn't specify, but he told me his was over 100k. We're a high volume store and did very well over christmas, smashed all of our numbers. Even the employe's bonus was close to double a piece (between 300-500 depending on position). So no, not full of it.

>>26392069
>old testament

kek, youre going to hell too then you retard.

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HEY WAGIE, get back to work.

My dominos pizza isn't gonna pay for itself now is it?

>>26392173
>Timothy
>Thessalonians

I thought NEETs used their time to educate themselves? Clearly not in your case.

>>26391550
YAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwn

*burp*

Don't worry OP already went to mass and got a whopping 700gbp

>>26392501
>cherry picking

just stop

>>26392623
Nice try moving the goal posts. You won't be able to do that when you stand before the Lord and he condemns you to hell for your slothful ways.

Find some places in the Bible in favor of NEETdom if you can.

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>be wagekek
>work for large car company
>leased a new fast 4 cylinder shitbox which I'm going to get in 5 weeks
NIGGA I CAN'T WAIT

JUMP OUT A WHIP NIGGA
LIKE I'M A SLAVEMASTER
I POST A RARE PEPE NIGGA
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER

STAY JELLY NEETS
STAY JELLY NEETS