Who here can speak French?

French and English are pretty much the same.

Pense = pensive = think
Coeur = corona, coronary, courage = heart

>>26387904
Un peu. Mais je n'ai pas parler pour un longtemps.

>>26387999
No. Just no. MODERN English derives some words from other languages. But not everything is a direct translation with a few inferences you insipid cunt

>>26388041
lol everyone on /r9k/ is an idiot

>>26387904
Je parle tres bien francais, espece de sale fils de pute.

>>26388071
Avoir=have
Etre=to be
ATTENDER=to wait
These examples prove your logic is bullshit. The English words for these verbs were not derived from French as you so insipidly put it.

>>26388109
You can't speak French well on r9k because you can't type with accents on this board.

I can speak and understand french pretty good desu. Had 6 years of it in high school. Was fun.

>>26388135
Yeah, had to remove those, and the c cedilla as well. Ferme ta gueule gros connard, et va niquer ta mere.

Hon hon hon baguette misure

>>26388185
*monsieur

>>26388198
Suce ma bite negro.

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>>26388198
ABANDONING THREAD HO HO HO

>>26387904
French here

Post original desu

>>26388217
Google translate
Unless you are a woman, it should say mon instead of ma. So essentially your google translate of suck my black dick makes no sense unless you are a woman, which in and of itself doesn't make sense.

>>26388258
It's a trap obviously

>>26388258
You fail spectacularly. It looks like you didn't even pass French 101.

>>26388217
Also negro is black in Spanish. Noir(e) is black in French

>>26388258
You dumb bitch. "Suce ma bite negro" translates to "Suck my dick nigger".

>>26387904
je m'appelle patrick
voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soi?
hon hon

>>26388288
It's still nonsensical because you are saying it as a woman.

>>26388315
You clearly have NO GODDAMN IDEA what you are talking about, or just a shitty troll. Either way : va te faire foutre sale batard.

>>26388315
And you don't even know basic French grammar. Stop digging yourself even deeper into the hole.

>>26387904
>i admettre la defaite par la reddition inconditionnelle

french speaking swiss reporting in

>>26388336
Ma=female
Mon=male
It should be mon. You don't know basic grammar.

>>26387904
Me because I'm French.

>>26387904
Salute mon ami de cuck. Je suis faim pour...votre pussy. Menage a trois?

Mon Deu.

>>26388358
French grammar =/= English grammar. If you even knew the basics you would know that in French, the gender of a determinant refers to the object, not the speaker. It is irrelevant if the person is male or female.

His/her is only in English. If you had even taken a basic French class you would know the difference.

>>26388358
"Bite" is feminine in french, therefore you use "ma" to design it, you could use penis instead, in that case you say "mon penis"

Why is "bite" feminine in French? And "couille" when I think about it? All the words for dick are feminine...

>>26388402
>>26388414
You are all autistic. Kill yourselves for even thinking you know French.

>>26388398
pussy is chatte. Je veux te bouffer la chatte = I want to eat your pussy. You're welcome.

>>26388428
T'as cru que t'allait apprendre le Francais a un francais ? Va crever pd

>>26388306
Embrasse-moi grand fou.

>>26388423
I don't know, our language is pretty weird, but there is a lot of synonyme of dick and some are masculine, like chibre or penis

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>>26388428
Essaie encore, petite bite.

>>26388479
Bistouquette.

>>26388439
Merci beaucoup anon. Je ne l'ai parle francais dans un temp long.

I'm ditching a three thousand level french course at this very moment.
I just don't want to read another plodding African novelist.

>csq pas de petit ami americain a qui apprendre le francais

>>26388428
Mind telling us where you learned French, since you are apparently so good at it you can teach it to native speakers?

>>26388536
Laisse tomber, ce gars est juste une grosse tarlouze.

>>26388041
Lol calm down m80

>>26388119
Attender = attend same thing. Too easy bro 6/10 for effort

Moi! Je suis allemand mais nous avons eu des courses en ecole. Mon Francaise est assez pour parler avec les jolie filles francaises, et c'est la chose plus important, a mon avis.

>>26388617
The best question to ask a french girl being :
"Est-ce que tu aimes l'ejaculation faciale ?"

>>26388177
Ca va, Jean-Anon? Tu as ecoute trop d'Orelsan?

>>26388617
Mais pourrait-il que l'anglais suffit comme une langue vehiculaire pour les jolie filles francaises, swisse, eccosaise, etc.?
La langue plus globale est la langue plus logique.

>>26388510
>tvq n'a pas une qt copine francaise
Ca sent mauvais m8

>>26388617
>allemand
Allah Akbar mon frere.

>>26388679
J'ecoute Hippocampe Fou et Orelsan.. c'est quoi le probleme?

>>26388679
Orelsan c'est une petite pedale, je prefere NTM.

>>26388706
>La langue plus globale est la langue plus logique
C'est vrai, mais l'education francaise est terrible. J'ai fait un exchange aux France, et trop gents francaises (et *tous* les filles) ne parlent pas Anglais. C'est trop bizarre

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>>26388737
le rap c'est de la merde

>>26388724
Rien, sauf que degage de ma planche CONNARD DE NORMEUX

>>26388759
So true. The french are terrible at other idioms. Hell, they even suck at their own language.

>>26388773
Je suis loin d'etre un normie..

>>26388716
C'est pas drole, nigga. Les refugees va destruir notre pais et le rest d'Europe fait rien. Et les allemands sont des cucks tbqh

>>26388760
Toi t'es un patricien, je t'aime bien.

Allez, je vous laisse a votre rap de merde et autres musiques de bougnouls, je retourne lire Sartre.

>>26388808
Tes marrant toi

>>26388799
>il ecoute du rap
>il pretend ne pas etre un normeux
Serieux mec comment tu fais pour reconcilier ces deux faits.

>>26388805
Je sais, ils ont arrete un ancien general de la legion etrangere pendant des manifestations a Calais anti-refugies.

On est dans la merde.
Liberte d'expression adieu.

>>26388843
Les normie ecoute la merde commercial.. B2O etc le rap FR est vaste.. tu fait ecouter du fabe/koma a un normie il va dire que c'est de la merde

>>26388760
Marcel Proust, Satre, Camus, Dumas...
Les Francaise ont eu tout les auteurs geniales, je suis jaloux
>>26388843
Il y a beaucoup des musiciens du rap qui sont pas normies. Earl Sweatshirt, pour example. Mais la hiphop francaise est un catastrophe

>>26388921
Oui bien sur, continue a te mentir a toi meme.

>>26388258
Bite is of the female gender, so it's ma bite. Bite will never be use with male pronouns.

Kindly stop pretending you know French.

>>26388805
https://youtu.be/i_wH5OXWTP4

>>26388946
this is 4chan i can pretend to be anything i want

>>26388944
J'ai compris t'es un troll.

tu peu retourner sur jvc

>>26388962
;_;
Je deteste Merkel et tous les parties populaires. Nous n'avons pas un vrai opposition et les SJWs (SPD) va gagner les prochaines electiones, surement.
Quand je finis mes etudes, je vais quitter Allemagne pour la France.

>>26388989
Well you sure did troll me pretty hard there pal, now would you pass me the butt cream i'm gonna need it wew

>>26389084
La France est aussi dans la merde, voire pire que l'Allemagne.

>>26388808
Tu veux qu'on s'encule ?

>>26388536
Ta mere

Bon alors les tapettes, qui bosse et qui est NEET ici ?

>>26389247
>La France est aussi dans la merde
Oui, mais vous avez Marine et la Front National. Nous avons la SPD et CDU. Et ils aiment les refugees
>kill me now

FUCKING FRENCHIES
NUKE QUEBEC
REEEEEEEEEE

>>26389499
Va te faire enculer.

>>26387904
Yeah, I speak French. Is there a question?

>>26388258
A mais pas du tout.

I'm learning some French. I enjoy classes a lot but I'm more interested in the cute prof than the language itself, I should do my homework for once.

>>26389635
Next class tell her "Je veux vous defoncer la chatte avec ma grosse queue puante et violacee"
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Un francais ne pouvant parler francais serait une honte

>>26389720
No, you meanie. ;_; But I actually told her that one saying which goes like "une femme qui rit a moitie dans ton lit" or something.
And I make her laugh a lot.

>>26390100
C'est certain, elle veut te baiser.

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>>26390294
I wish. I remember her making some random physical contact with me before, like pressing on me with her legs when standing next to my seat or sitting close to me when playing a game. Hasn't happened for a while unfortunately.
>tfw overthink all random stuff I or she says/does, switching between being worried she'll figure out I got a crush on her and imagining she's also attracted to me which is highly doubtful

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>>26390035
>He and his waifu are going to assault my redoubt head on, the absolute madmen