HELP HELP HELP HELP

Tell her to meet up at some place. Wait there and see her arrive and wait for "you". She'll get tired of waiting eventually and leave, so you come to her when she's emotionally vulnerable and chat her up. At first she wont be so open to you but if you know her well enough you should be able to get her talking. Start over as yourself.

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>>26387253

Hahahhahahahaa

oh please do... post results... i really want to see the fail

FUCK YEAH!!!

do it

>>26387303
This might actually work... however, you'll have to time it 100%

>>26387253
>tell her to meet you at X place
>don't show up
>laugh in her face saying you would never date someone as ugly as her on okcupid
>her confidence ruined
>she would have never considered you if you put your pic up
>so shut her down instead

its the right thing to do women are evil.

is she a stacey?

>>26387371
Then swoop in as yourself when she is weak

>>26387253
Take pictures of yourself making you look like him through angle, lighting, pose/expression. Make these your profile pics. Subtlely delete the old pics. Take new pics of you normally and add these to your profile. Then meet her.

>>26387358
There's also the chance that she's a shallow whore and completely not interested in the actual OP.
Also he might sperg out and spill the truth.

>>26387371
No, she's an adorable little half white half Asia girl.
We've talked about video games, food, we have so many things in common.
I've never felt love before her from anyone else, it makes me cry thinking about it.

>>26387303
If OP has truthfully told her his name on OKCupid, then it won't work unless he fakes his name, which is a bad idea.

>>26387405
shit m8 I have a warm heart for asians.
So do whatever you like.

I would have done it if it were a stacey

>>26387419
I used a fake name.
I'm considering it, but I'm not James Bond, I don't think I can be that smooth so swoon someone who just got bailed on.

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>>26387405
you truly are a fucking idiot.....

how do you expect her to be reasonable when you out right lied to her face

not trying to white knight here, women are evil i know. but you are not making a good impression either...

it's like if she is a completely different woman that the picture she posted of herself, you'd be pissed.

Please do it faggot send her true pictures of you trough phone let's have some fun

>>26387253
You're fucked m8.
No one likes a catfish

>>26387441
I'm afraid she might post my real pics online and call me out on it and have it go public on blogs and shit.
Could I go to jail for this? Is this illegal?

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>>26387464
HahahahahahaAHAHAhhhahaha

you fucking sperglord, do it faggot i hope she does, i really do

No it's not illegal what are you talking about.
...

DO IT!!!!!!!

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>using okcupid

Lmao wtf nigger

>>26387253
post the profile pic you used

>>26387572
A few unflattering pictures of Shirota Yuu (no model poses, just basic phone selfies).

>>26387638
Post the picture OP you catfishing nigger

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>>26387706
Here.
He looks a bit like me.

>>26387303
You literally took this from an episode of friends dude

>>26387882
she thought you were a fucking real life final fantasy character but you're a 5/10 at best
there's no good end to this

>>26387929
I literally have never seen your shitty normie ass show, faggot.
Not like I'm being original or clever, it's just the obvious answer.

>>26387966
But the thing is, it's a well known trope, so the girl will probably pick up on it

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>>26387948
Well this is me by comparison.
I'm not that bad, but I'm not the pic.
I only made it to stalk, never expected to get messages.

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>>26388051
>i'm not that bad

literally on the floor laughing

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>>26388051
>"Here. He looks a bit like me.
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>26388051
>I only made it to stalk
Yeah mate just delete the account, move away and start again this is sad