If you live in any area marked in green, you are not a robot

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>part of the US is red
>part of US is Earth
>part of Earth is universe

YES I LIVE IN THIS UNIVERSE ANON WHAT ARE U IMPLYING???

North Dakota is pretty based.

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>White person in Arizona
>Normie in the slightest
Maybe if you're Mexican you're a normie here.

>>26386619
What makes those states robot?

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>>26386619
I was born in Oklahoma, do that count?

>implying vegas is a fun place to live in that has decent people

I live in Wisconsin. Why am I a normie?

How is Michigan normie?

>>26387846
>>26387734
Damned yankees.

how is Alaska normie? there is literally 6 people there

Only northern virginia is normie central desu. South west virginia sucks pretty hard

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Friendly reminder if you live in a city no matter where, you are a normie.
>Hurr so alone when there are dozens of places to hang out and hundreds of people that share my hobbies in walking distance

>Oregon

whew I'm safe

>>26386733
i'm mexican and my only friend is an autistic /pol/lack who for some reason still hangs out with me

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>>26389983
What, do you think that if you just show up at a place where people are they'll talk to you and want to be your friend?

>>26387734
wisconsin is marked in red

>>26387317
a variety of reasons

I live in Vermont and were a bunch of introverted drug addicts.

>>26389983
kill yourself
you really should

>Live in NY
>25 year old kissless virgin NEET
>Live with mother
>Share a bed with brother
>Can't remember the last time I spoke to anyone who wasn't a family member

Yeah, fuck you.

>>26389983

Having strangers around you = normie?

>>26386619

Minnesota confirmed for best of shitty Midwestern flyover states.

Is corn part of arcanine culture now or something? These threads are shit. Make more interesting threads and less shit, pls.

>>26386619
Arkansas here. I fully agree.

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>coldfags

>>26389983
>>26390097
>Wah so depressed city life has me o down :((
>being surrounded by job opportunities and interesting places and people is so hard guise

>>26390110
just fuck off Chad

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Lmao nice try but Ohio is the most depressing state there is. Nothing but corn, run down cities, heroin, and sadness.

>>26390140

>82 in the south eastern peninsula

So it's uninhabitable or something?

>>26389983
friendly reminder that a true robot would not be tempted by society no matter how convenient it makes itself

Not sure why you took out the whole right corner of Illinois instead of just making a green dot labeled Chicago.

>>26390152
That doesnt apply if you are too depressed or anxious to leave the fucking house you thick mentally healthy fuck
If you would take the oppurtunity to leave the house YOU ARE A NORMIE.

>>26386619
Dude if you want to come hangout and get out of that shit hole you should come over.
Or do a swapses for like a month.
That would be cool.
My steamid is BLAMPS

>>26390363

>two robots from across the country trade places for a week
>the experience is the same for both of them, because they never go outside

Shiggy.

>>26390363
Do you live in NYC?

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>>26386619
>have to live in the middle of fucking nowhere to be a robot

>>26390164
Ohio bot here can confirm. Fuck off OP

>>26386619
eurofag here, do I qualify?

>>26390122
Compared to this guy yeah

>>26390988
all Europeans are normies

Pennsylvania is literally THE robot state you moron

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>>26391074
feels good to be yurop on /r9k/

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>>26386619
>if you're a khv with no friends you're a robot
Okay, good.
>if you like this band or movie you are not a robot
>if you did average or good in school you are a robot
>if you aren't a drop out, you're not a robot
>if you ever do this mediocre irrelevant thing that most people do, you are a robot
>if you don't consume x, you are a robot
>if you're not willing to fuck traps, you are a robot
No.

And now

>If you live in these certain states you cannot be a robot


Know what? If you breath at all you're a fucking normie.

>>26390408
Memeland memeagon

this map is retarded, but I agree that at least some of those states are robot hell (especially California, holy fuck I hate living here)

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>>26390164
kentuckyfag reporting in and i don't know how you could have it any worse than here. especially if you look at southeastern ky.

>>26386619
This is somewhat true except rural areas of the green states are still hell

>>26391555
>ocean
>money
>has everything
>tons of people and opprotunity

How do you complai ?

>>26390174
Celsius fag pls go

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>>26390140
>mfw people from jax try to talk to me

>>26389983
This
>tfw most major cities have things as fun and autistic as parkour and koryu to practice.
>tfw I have to drive for an hour to the nearest krotty school and rely on youtube for everything else.

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>>26391249
>tfw iron lung

>>26391701
>SJWs
>minorities
>everything is expensive
>weather is too hot
>drought
this state is going to look like the Mojave Wasteland in a decade or two

Topkek at not including minnesota but still allowing most of the chicago metro area (leaks into other states) to be red

>>26392032
Nigga you dint even live in the desert part

>completely forgetting the FUCKING GIGANTIC rural areas of the northeast
>thinking that new york state is only defined by new york city
>implying alaska is a normie state
>implying nevada is a normie state
>implying oregon is a normie state
>implying minnesota is a normie state

do your homework before you bait OP

>if you are not *insert arbitrary classification* you are not a robot

Womanrollingeyes.jpeg

which one is california again? thats where i live. is it red?

>>26393175
i hope to god you're joking

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>>26393196
>mfw friend asks me if Mississippi is north or south of Tennessee
>mfw he's 25yo

>>26386619
The worst is being a robot in a green state.
>tfw I live in New Orleans
>all the normies would go out drinking and partying
>everyone having sex, everyone making friends
>friendly city, like no exaggeration it's literally DIFFICULT to not get layed here
>drugs and alcohol easily accessible as long as you knew a few people
>somehow I manage to be a friendless virgin all throughout high school
Fuck my life...I'm leaving for Amsterdam for Uni. Hopefully you Dutchfags can save me from this hell.

>>26386733
I went to AZ once. Weird combination of hippy liberals form Colorado and California, Mexicans from New Mexico and Mexico, and for some reason rednecks everywhere.

>>26387734
hey man want to be friends?

>>26393556
I know locations countries in Europe better than I know locations of some states. Damn Texas education system doesn't give a shit about any other state

>>26386619
>tfw lived in California, Nevada, and Tejas
>tfw Nevada is the most robot-tier state
Is there something magical about touching water that makes a state normie-tier? Will saltwater cure me of my social inhibitions?

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>>26386619

>michigan
>"normie state"

I live here and its probably one of the most robot and shitty places to live.

Half of it is shitty inner city with lead ridden water and shit. with niggers and crime.

the other half is like fucking kansas, fields everywhere, incest.. miles and miles and miles of just fucking nothing, small one horse towns and strip malls.


i fucking hate it here its depressing

>>26393610
Isn't the average Dutch guy like 6'1''? Good luck competing with that aha

>>26393610
I may be going to NOLA in a month or two.
Whats the cheapest/easiest way to get layed there?

I feel like I see a lot of people from Maryland on this board. Is that wrong?

>>26393610
>AZ
>hippy liberals
What in all hell makes a hippie liberal want to move to Legal-To-Shoot-Immigrants Land?

>>26390164
Michigan here, can confirm.

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>>26386619
Commiefornia here, Fuck off.

>You know my state, not my story!

>>26393610
>You can run, but you can't run away from yourself, anon. :^)

>>26386619
remind me how living in georgia makes me not a robot

>>26393911
I'm 6'3.5"

>>26393944
I dunno but when I went there I saw a lot of long-haired hipsters as well as stoners from CO.
In my experience the deserts tend to pull in hippies and hipsters for some reason, Arizona Ice Tea for example.

>>26393920
Prostitute in the French quarter if you don't mind a diseased nigger

>>26393975
Fuck you the Netherlands are my countryfu

Fuck off you midwest faggots

>>26393920
Wait hold on, you're coming here a month AFTER Mardi Gras?
The fuck man? If you want to become a normie and fuck slutty bitches last week was the time to come here. Ya dun goofed.

>>26393996
>In my experience the deserts tend to pull in hippies and hipsters
Weird. I know there's a lot of drugs in the deserts because what the hell else are you going to do, thought hippies needed trees or shade or something though.

I love driving through AZ/NM but I've heard I'd want to shoot myself if I tried to live there.

>>26389934
No way there's another sw va robot. Weird.

>>26386619
No you're even MORE of a robot if you're a robot living in a normie state, because you're surrounded by normies and have to endure more pain and loneliness than robot-state robots

>>26394016
It'll be a work trip if I get the job
>>26393996
Ya, I was hoping for something a bit more free and white tbch. I guess I was hoping some friendly voodoo hipster would jump on me in the cemetery.

>>26386619
>tfw i live in san francisco
>tfw i've never had a friend in my life
>tfw I can't get a job, because i'm too awkward
>tfw i live with my parents
>tfw parents are thinking about kicking me out, because they can't stand the sight of me
>tfw i will join the ever increasing population of hundreds of homeless people in san francisco
>tfw i get rejected even by my own kind
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26391074
Kek. Living in the USA is literally life on easy mode.

Everyone gets plenty girls over there. High school and college are just huge orgies where even the ugliest have a threesome each year.

Education is a big joke and most people end up earning over 60k a year. Engineers and doctors from the US would probably end up as a postman in europe since you literally just have to attend classes to get a shitty meme degree.

And of course everyone lives a fucking normie lifestyle.
Eating fatty, unhealthy food, televison; consuming endless piles of shit in any form for 24 hours a day. Having sick housepartys every weekend.

If you're from the US, you are NOT a robot.

>>26394345
you're deluded bro

like 30% of Americans even hold college degrees. There's no competition in higher education because nobody can even afford/manage to go. And yeah they eat nasty shit and that's why everybody is fat. So basically if you're not Chad, and you do manage to somehow have sex, you're having sex with a hambeast.

And high school is a place where a few jocks fuck every single girl, even your modestly attractive oneitits, while all you do as an ugly nerd is plan to shoot up the place and bomb people.

America is literally the most robot country on Earth. Canadians, Euros, and Ausfags CANNOT be robots.

>>26394345
holy shit what do you live in the us?

>>26393610
This place is the weirdest ultra conservatives and dirty liberals. I don't know if its ASU and the U of A that causes all the liberals, because I know all the conservatives come from all the old people who opt to retire here.
>>26393944
He's not lying, it's really weird how many liberals there are - I assume none of them vote since Republicans are always our elected offcials.

It's pretty funny when someone visits and sees someone open carry. Its funny

>>26394345
2/10 bait, you got some bites.

>>26394271
Are you at least somewhat attractive?

>>26394458
I figured this

>>26394345
I'm from the us, and I haven't left my apartment for the past 3 years, other than to buy groceries. I'm self employed, have no friends, no gf. I am a kissless, handholdless virgin. I have not spoken to a female in years, and was bullied throughout elementary and middle school. In high school, everyone tried to avoid me, and usually cringed the moment I said something. The only time i talked was when my dad threatened to beat me if i got another f in the participation grade in one of my classes. I have never been to a party before, and I can't afford cable, because I have to pay for housing, food, internet, phone service, etc. I never went to college. It wouldn't have made an impact on my social life, though, because nobody wants to be associated with an awkward loser, like me. I have contemplated suicide every day, since elementary school.

Overall, no matter where you live, introverts, autists, sperglords, etc have it bad.

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>Kansas

phew I make the grade

now if I only had a gf

>>26389934
I live in east Virginia, it's lonely since it's all old people and hunters. I fucking hate the hunters who use dogs to hunt for them

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>>26393944
Sedona, prescott, flagstaff

There is a lot of nature and crap out here which attracts the hippie trash

>Live in Texas, with a "work until you die" culture
>Be a NEET
>Anyone who has the slightest idea of my life immediately hates me.
I just lie and say this or that excuse now. I got laid off because of the recession, or the price of oil got too low and I lost my job.

>>26389983
Agree.
If you live in a small town, you're fucked. It's a half-hour drive from my house to the nearest grocery store.
If you live in a big city though, it's expensive as fuck. You literally can't be a robot unless your family is rich, then you're still not a robot.

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>>26394719
Texas is literally robot hell

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I-is England marked in green?

If you live in Washington state you're the normies cunt on earth

>>26394534
>Are you at least somewhat attractive?
I like how I look and never been called ugly, so I guess average.
I just don't know how to act or speak.

>>26394719
>Be a NEET
>Anyone who has the slightest idea of my life immediately hates me.

believe it or not, that's actually the same everywhere

>>26395872
Find drunk girls, sit near them, buy yourself some drinks, and just wait for them to come to you. If you're not smooth with picking up women, then just be the "silent type". They'll be all over your dick, and you just need to give a few affirming chuckles to show that you're still interested.

>>26386619
I live in New Jersey.

>>26394345

you could have had this but you chose socialism

>>26386733
ever heard of arizona state university? thats basically chad/stacy U

>>26386619
I live in the red area. One of the smaller metro areas in my state so only 550k people. What do I win?

>>26386619
PA is robot as fuck

have you seen always sunny?