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>where's my alimony check faggot?
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>where's my alimony check faggot?
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Its r-right here pls dont hurt me
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>>26385261
Cumdumpsters get no alimony
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I can just picture the little girl saying
>"yeah, cough it up faggot"
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>tfw child support payments

Shit sucks and you feel bad for feeling that it sucks.
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oh ha right remember this legal document YOU signed saying YOU agreed to no alimony if YOU cheated like a WHORE
see ya later slutbag
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>>26385479
Prenups don't work all the time
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>>26385506
no but getting a plane ticket out does
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>>26385457
She can probably beat you up too
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>>26385261

>implying I am capable of having sex with that woman

>implying I am capable of having sex with a woman
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>>26385261
I'm happy to support you and your aryan child m'lady
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>>26385261
What? Get the fuck out of my apartment i dont know you, i dont fuck with cumdumpsters.
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>>26385457
She wants drugs
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right here, this one is alimony
*unzips black camo desert eagle*
and this here be child support
*unsheathes dark katana*
wakarimasen dayo
*teleports behind you*
too easy
*slices you into 300 parts*
*teleports away*
goodbye, BITCH!
*shoots your bodyparts still in the air*
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>>26387107
I remember when I was a 12 yo too
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>>26385261
It's in this gun barrel, just look down there and see
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>>26385261
for the last fucking time thats not mine
1. DNA testing
2. never was married
3. Judge rule in my favor and said you need to check in with a psychiatrist
and finally that ain't your kid either just like the last one i'm calling the cops you kidnapper
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>>26387107
>it was a hologram

this is a original comment mister bot senpai
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>>26385261
Feels good being a virgin.
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Not my kid, cunt.

btw im allmost a wizard
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How many issues do you think that little girl will have by being BTFO the majority of her life by her hot mommy and her getting none of her hotness genes?
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Hey cunnybot I think you meant to post this on /tv/
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>>26385261
>wife wants divorce
>murder her and the kids violently
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>>26387107
>>26387655
These will never not be funny to me
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>>26385261
Right next to my paycheck, cunt.
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>>26387107
*body parts poof in the air*
*slow laughing heard in the distance*
"What is a man? Nothing but a miserable pile of alimony checks"
"Die Bitch, you don't belong in this world"
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>>26389233
>neets
>selfimprovement

original desu cabron
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>>26385516
THIS kek
>pay your alimony
>bye bitch
>fly to the middle east
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