How possible would it be to become a superhero-like vigilante in real life? I'm /fit/ but have minimal martial arts training, but that's what tasers and smoke bombs along with more training are for. I would do the whole costume getup too and leave a calling card.
The only real issue would be where to find crimes taking place before the cops are on the way, or uncovering serious corruption and providing evidence. I'm surprised no one has tried this seriously in real life.
>I'm surprised no one has tried this seriously in real life.
People have. They get their shit fucked up by criminals and/or arrested by the real police.
Why do you think crime rates are so high in certain areas ? Precisely because the cops keep the fuck away from them.
Don't expect to become a vigilante if you live in a fucking shithole in the country.
cops are trained and well equipped vigilantes. Unless you have some unique skillset that sets you apart from everyone else and gives you an advantage, you're gonna get the shit beat out of you.
And since nobody has superpowers in real life, there are no superheroes.
Let's be real, OP. Everybody has dreamed of doing this but it's just not possible. You would get your shit kicked in hard on the first night.
If you really want to give it a go, you would need some kind of special forces training at a minimum.
I'm scraping as fast as I can...So the FBI are good goys and the CIA are the Kikes?
You could climb city buildings very slowly waiting for drunk fights to break out in the city then shoot them with a crossbow. Every other option will end in you getting your shit kicked in by capable criminals/gangs, arrested or shot.
Literal autism OP.
The problems you are even aware of are incredibly major.
You have no way of finding crimes that are happening that won't already have Police who are much more trained than you are on the way to the scene.
Also vigilantism is illegal so have fun with that.
Have you ever seen Kick Ass? If not don't bother because it's a shit film. It'll be just like that except you'll die after you get stabbed like a retard.
Maybe, but they are the main character in their own world also.
So even the one's without superpowers have plot armor.
If we're talking Batman specifically he has plot armor plus a billion and one gadgets that are impossible like bulletproof capes that make you fly and access to half a dozen cool ass vehicles.
Do you have anything like that OP? You are just a kid living in the suburbs. Keep it in your head until you suffer a feak accident that lets you vibrate through walls or some shit.
You can do it easily.
But don't do it in your town, dont patrol the fucking streets, just walk or drive different areas at different times.
Make sure your face, skin and eyes can't be seen, as then they can identify you. Don't talk, just attack whoever it is that's doing the wrong.
People do it. Just go overboard and end up becoming murderers or serial killers.
Become a fucking cop to get proper training, complete it and then desert, it is that simple.
Otherwise you are a fucking faggot that is just gonna be useless, not even being a dick, just being realistic here.
Even if you are somehow good enough, eventually you'll suffer a debilitating injury and wont be able to magically heal it off like in the comics.
I think some magazine tried to hypothetically lay out if a real Batman was plausible and the conclusion they came to is that he could only operate for 2-3 years max before something puts him out of commission.