Have you ever met another robot in real life?

Yes, off a maps thread. Currently living with him.

>>26385035
Yeah. It's not even worth greentext. I didn't even get to say but three words the entire, insufferable, three hours I was with him. Jabber jaws continued to bitch nonstop about how everything in his life couldn't be fixed. I hope he killed himself.

>>26385114
Then why didn't you leave?

>>26385035
In the train to work. There was an obese red head with a patchy beard drinking beer at 8 in the morning. He was browsing /r9k/ on his phone and smelled like shit.

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heard someone say "enjoy your day at work tomorrow, wagecuck" out loud one night. extremely confusing, especially when you're on a uni campus.

surprisingly no and i have met thousands of people

>>26385071
same but off omegle (text only) with r9k tag

I met two girls from r9k but I don't think I would call them robots.

My only friend irl is a /tv/ and /int/ shitposter, does that count?

Don't know if I'd call her a proper robot or even a fembot but I met an older woman off here. Things got kind of weird though.

i only have one friend
just one, i have known him all of my life, recently i had to inform his family he had depression and i was the only person he ever vented to
i wish it was 2013 again.

>>26385864
story time anon
story time now

>>26385873
It's not a very good story, she was sort of a shut in web developer who I thought was looking for some human contact but it turned out she just wanted a baby because she was getting on in years.

>>26385890
Did she want you to play daddy?

>>26385035
Yeah, he's an acquaintance of mine. We meme and spergalot irl sometimes.

>>26385903
Yeah you guessed it.

>>26385035
Yeah, my previous flatmate was typical silent robot. Completely passive, hopelessly romantic and somewhat white knight. He used to have extremely bossy and strict mother who wouldnt let him do anything.

>>26385923
And I take it you're a whole lot younger?

Did you sever contact with her?

>>26385944
I'm pretty younger yeah. Didn't cut contact since I was dumb enough to take her up on it.

>>26385966
>Didn't cut contact since I was dumb enough to take her up on it.

lmao, give us some developments

Robots I know:
>"genius level IQ but lazy"
>muh suffering 2deep4u
>may-may aficionados

Chads I know:
>nice
>fun to hang out with
>instant social proof


Yeah, I'll continue being a closet robot.

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I think one guy in my class at uni is robot. Almost every break he goes for a walk in the hallway, alone. He's pretty short, wears same clothes everyday, unkempt hair and balding a bit. He doesn't hang out in any group, does some small talk from time to time, but from what I notice he's just listening.
One day when our paths crossed, I asked him how his exam went. We had an awkward 10 sec conversation, just mumbling shit like ye ye no problems. Then at the same time we just continue walking our own way like nothing happened, no bye or anything.
>pic related is his expression most of the time

>>26385971
We got to know one another, she came out about what she really wanted, and without much consideration I went along with it and helped her out to have the baby because I was young and stupid. We have email contact and skype (though she's never on), and I feel obligated to go see them now and then. Otherwise though we live completely separate and isolated lives.

>>26386012
fucking kek, laughing at your stupidity desu bro

>>26386008
I wish I could constantly have such a smug face

>>26385994
>Closet robot

That doesn't exist, you fucking stupid faggot. You're a normie in denial. Quit trying to fit in with losers.

there is a guy right in front of me

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>>26386376
I'm pretty sure it says /r9k/ in the adress bar

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>>26385035
Not in real life, but i have a group conversation on facebook with other damaged individuals.

We used to play dota all stars back in 2008, we had our own forum, but them facebook literally destroyed 99% of all forums on the internet, so everybody was on facebook.
We add each other and we were talking ever since.

We talk about anime, games, science, philosophy, it's that kind of conversation that you can't do in IRL because normies are shallow.

>>26386390
>browsing 4chan in public
>r9k even
he's a normie, only here for le pepes and spurdos

>>26385035
Yeah, we met on r9k omegle, I recognized the face and it turns out we went to the same Uni, we were even classmates in one class.

Off here no. Have met spurges irl.

>>26386008
What uni do you go to? I honestly think this is me

my entire fraternity were robots

our FSL guy told all of us we were robots to our faces during a brother meeting

>join a fraternity to try to become a chad
>find out a good majority of these guys are virgins
>a lot of us were literal betas
>even the ones who seemed like chads were the biggest betas
>mfw just smoked all the time and played league / watch movies together / fail at trying to get sorority pussy
>mfw majority of us graduated with STEM majors and making $70k+

doesn't change the fact we are still virgins without girlfriends, and worse, now separated

>>26385035
Met one femanon from here. She wasn't fat, retarded or completely unhinged (though she did have some issues we had talked about prior). Actually quite qt. We had a coffee and a chat before she went to work. All the time she was nice and kept making conversation but i didn't even know what to say to someone like that, so I shut down, I panicked and cut contact afterwards.

>>26386012
Do you have a son or daughter?

I see them in class every now and then, it's like I can feel the vibe of awkwardness

Yep. They're just as autistic as you'd expect.

hes my best bud

>>26386632
Faculty of electrical engineering in Slovenia

>>26386744
A daughter. I'd feel a lot worse if it was a son.

>>26386964
How long did it take? I'm surprised you went through with it.

How old is your daughter and how old was the woman?
do your parents know you procreated?

>>26387070
How long to conceive? Four months. It was a mistake to have gone through with it.

At the time the woman was 34, daughter is 4. My parents don't know. At first I thought they would freak but now I have no idea of how to tell them after this long.

I don't consider me or most /r9k/ users robots, but I do know a couple of them.
I used to have a friend who played video games with me and we talked about vidya and anime all day. We were both kinda poor back then (he is poorer now while I'm wealthier), he was kinda Harry Potter looking and was extremely shy. Last time I saw him he had long unkept hair, terrible acne, dressed like shit and he barely talked. He just sat quietly for like 2 hours. When I asked him what he had been doing these last few years he said "nothing". He was also a NEET and a shut in.

The other one was this freak dude who showered like once a week at most and always smelled like shit. He used to play video games in class and didn't have friends. He was also kinda gay for a class mate and was scared of porn. Even though he was addicted to vidya, he sucked at every video game he played. He also didn't eat vegetables or fruit.

These two dudes were pretty much Wojack and Pepe respectively. I'm Chad next to them.

>>26387105
>It was a mistake to have gone through with it.
Sex was bad or you feel like shit for being an absentee dad? Does your daughter know who you are?
Does the woman hate you or like you? Does she still let you sleep with her? Is it emotionally hard to visit the daughter? Will you ever tell your parents?
Don't hold out man you've got my curiosity completely piqued. I apologize if it's bad feels to go over all of this though.

>>26387189
Sort of absentee dad but mostly because it was a huge life decision to be making at such a young age and I didn't consider the consequences. Daughter knows who I am. I don't think the woman hates or likes me, we're mostly strangers still since she doesn't open up well and it's hard to connect with her. If I disappeared and never saw or talked to her again she may not notice and definitely wouldn't mind. I only rarely see them but some of those times when given the chance we've gotten to bang a couple of times if she wanted it. It's hard to visit them when spending longer time with them and then having to leave since it feels like watching our daughter grow up as a slideshow. I'm not sure I could ever tell my parents though, it gets harder the older she gets.

>>26387307
Does your daughter like you though?
> I'm not sure I could ever tell my parents though, it gets harder the older she gets.
I understand it just gets more and more ridiculous (hey ma my daughter is graduating from high school), maybe ripping the band-aid off is best for that although it could become strained if they want to be involved grandparents.

>>26387307
Living my fucking dream.
Always wanted to know what my kid would look like, but I'm not raising some little faggot.
Plus, it costs you no money and you got to have sex.
I'm bretty fucking jelly.
Is the mom hot?

>>26387362
We get on pretty well, she sees me so little that she seems to idolize me. I guess her mom doesn't shit talk me when I'm not around. As for my parents, I really don't know. I think if I had to I'd tell them before she was 10 but it would hurt them a lot to know they had a grand child all this time. Originally it was kind of my idea that I'd get around to telling them if I had other kid(s) with a proper gf/wife but who knows when that could happen.

So yeah it's a hard thing for me to deal with, trying to figure out if it would hurt them to know the truth more, or if they'd be happy with it.

>>26387366
>Is the mom hot?

Not really. I don't think of her as ugly she's just average and doesn't take care of herself. She's not fat at least though, even since having had the baby.

I don't know how much of a dream the situation is though, it's kind of a secret shame for me.

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I know someone who now and then will drop "normie" or "NEET" into conversations, once he actually said "kek" quietly. He's pretty depressed, has tried to kill himself and talks about existentialism and politics a lot. Thing is he's a complete normie with 8/10 looks and he's pretty wealthy. Kinda sad really, he could be enjoying being a chad but seems to have convinced himself he's a robot.

>>26387424
>We get on pretty well, she sees me so little that she seems to idolize me
That's kind of heartbreaking honestly, has she ever cried when you left?
If they want a grandkid you should probably tell them now before she stops being a toddler, guess you'd have to tell the mom first too.

>>26387424
how old were you at the time?
Kill the robot.

>>26387591
She's cried before, and she hugs me very tight and doesn't want to let go. Makes me feel awful. As for telling my parents... fuck I wouldn't even know how to go about that in the first place.

>>26387630
19 when we were trying to conceive. She's a full 15 years older than me.

>>26387656
Only do that if your daughter's mom would be okay with it. Fully realize your parents will now push you into becoming a family man, but still I'd say it's worth a shot. Goes like this:
>mom, there is something I never told you. I have a kid, she's four. It was an accident. I never told you because I don't know how to feel about it either.

Then kick back and enjoy your shitstorm.

>>26387656
>She's cried before, and she hugs me very tight and doesn't want to let go.
have you ever entertained getting more involved? Like moving closer and doing weekends?
> As for telling my parents... fuck I wouldn't even know how to go about that in the first place.
Yeah it's a head trip.

>>26385994
>popular people are more fun to be around than unpopular people
wow

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One of very few friends of mine turned out to browse here, I wasn't surprised because he was an awkward weeb.
Turns out he was an ERPer in /britfeel/

>>26385071
What's that like?

rejifajbjd

>>26385824
>You can't even escape the wagecuck meme in real life

yes i met a guy on here then we met in real life

Yep. One of my few friends is a robot, but we got in an argument a week ago and haven't spoken since.

honestly of all the bullshit I see on 4chan, all the stories of degenerate or excessively violent behavior this triggers me the most because your actively setting this girl up to have a fucked up life and end up worst off than most people on this board, so I'm going to embrace the Cancer and white knight in hopes of helping even a little bit

I admit your situation sounds shitty and it seems like you where the one being manipulated here, I'm guessing you where a beta virgin and this seemed like your only chance to get laid/have a kid or some shit

next off tell your fucking parents, they are already going to be heartbroken and every day that you don't only makes it worse, but honestly after the initial shock I think they will be happier being part of their granddaughters life then not, its also kind of selfish to hid your daughter from having a loving extended family just because your ashamed of your actions

like straight up how old where you when you convinced the child? where you under-aged? How old are you now? If you are no longer a teenager maybe you should at least see this kid every weekend,

Like i get it, you made a shitty mistake and where used by an emotionally distant child craving fembot and now you either have to screw over your own life or live on in secret shame, shit sucks.

But for fucks sake the god damn kid is 4 years old and you don't even need to take on the financial brunt of raising it. So like you said, you could run and never have to deal with this again, and save your daughter from idealizing a shitty dad such as yourself, or you could actually man up, tell your parents whats going on and become an active part in this childs life and hopefully save her from the same shitty fate you put yourself in.

so yeah, mopping around isn't going to do anything, anyway I'm going to go back to fapping to tranny porn now

>>26387719
Well I've thought about it before and part of me wanted to try to explain it like I had a one night stand sort of thing with the mother, and only recently (to the time of telling my parents) did she try to find and contact me about it.

To me that sounds like it would be easier to explain than "I've had a daughter for years now as a result of a desperate booty call, who I'm barely involved with but haven't told you about."

>>26387728
Getting more involved is a hard thing to approach because her mother seems content to have me involved as little as possible. Even before we tried to conceive, up till now, she's always considered it to be "her child" rather than "our child". Can't blame her since that was always the agreement and I'm lucky she lets me spend time with them at all. Certainly, I'm almost certain she wouldn't want something like a relationship or normal family.

I could try to visit more but again, she prefers I keep at arms distance it seems like. I don't think she'd seriously object to it but she'd then probably start expecting other things of me (like child support maybe?) who knows. I wouldn't put it past her to want another baby out of the deal if I were to get more involved. It's a slippery slope.

>>26385035
I met that trip Ianbrady
fuck basket case

my best friend.

i met him when i was in 1st grade. back then we didn't know we would grow up to be manchildren virgin outcasts though. 28 now.

>>26385994
You're not a closet robot, you're just a normie who comes here because he wants to feel special or some shit.

Drop your memes and go away you nigger faggot.

>>26385035
I looked in the mirror once

>>26387827
Stepped out to eat.
>Certainly, I'm almost certain she wouldn't want something like a relationship or normal family.
>she's always considered it to be "her child" rather than "our child"
For shame, but I think when the kid gets older she'll guilt trip mom into giving you more time she might retaliate by shit talking you to your daughter
>I wouldn't put it past her to want another baby out of the deal if I were to get more involved. It's a slippery slope.
At her age it's incredibly hard for that to happen.

>>26388447
That's probably the best bet, if our daughter on her own, wants me to be around more. Might cause tension with her mother but not much she'd be able to actually do. As for her age it might be hard but not impossible. If she wanted another kid and we started banging on the regular, it could happen again. And I know she said she always wanted a son.

>>26387822
One of the main problems as well as telling my parents though is that I don't think the mother wants them involved either. Like she may tolerate me but I can guess with relative certainty that she isn't going to want my parents in the picture.

Also an unfortunate other problem that my life isn't exactly on track currently to be able to be a regular part of my daughter's life even if I wanted to. Full time student barely getting by, I can barely take care of myself let alone becoming a proper dad to her.

>>26388559
>If she wanted another kid and we started banging on the regular, it could happen again
It's a long shot though.

>Also an unfortunate other problem that my life isn't exactly on track currently to be able to be a regular part of my daughter's life even if I wanted to. Full time student barely getting by, I can barely take care of myself let alone becoming a proper dad to her.
Keep improving lad, I believe in you.

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>>26385035
I'm not sure if he's a robot..
But well, he appears extremally shy, with his cracking, puberty like voice. Doesn't speak with anyone unless they come up to him, also he's kind of a visualization of dropping spaghetti during contact with others. I'm not sure if effemate would fit, but he does seem and act kinda cowardish and scrawny. Yeah, scrawny. He also draws a lot. Beside that he's very passive and silent.

On the other hand we've got one other guy that seems a bit like a robot too, but more of a louder sperg trying to fit in, despite him not being autistic I think.. Especially considering there do is a guy with aspergers around the school, which I even got to attend classes with and well, he tought that I'm a bully which got me into trouble.
One way or the other the guy I was talking of instead is extremally awkward, seems kinda off, a bit dumb even. He appears to have friends though. Also kind of a walking meme.

But come to think of it, I might be real bad with detecing robots.
How ironic is it to be a robot in disguise, or would that be a cyborg then?