This older lady invited me to her house later on tonight. I know

>>26384638

leave the cash on the dresser or somewhere in open sight. don't mention it, don't count it out, just place it down and start undressing after you say hello.

also shower and groom before you go see her.

>>26384638
get the fuck off this board right now and don't you ever say that to me again!

>>26384638
take pics for /r9k/

>>26384638
It's a trap. This is literally a succubi. Don't go to her OP or you will be cursed with depression your whole life.

>>26384656
why? what seems to be the problem?

>>26384655

i'm being an ironing, btw. there's no such thing as no strings attached free pussy.

>old hags
Fucking disgusting

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>>26384655
>>26384679
last time I went to her house we basically just performed oral sex with each other, a lot of making out, a lot of giggling over the 13 year age difference. she seems to basically just want to fuck. literally picks me up and takes me to her house, serves me wine and starts playing music, just waits for me to start feeling her up and kissing her.

also what the hell do you do for a cougar on valentine's day? lol

>>26384700
maybe I have "mommy issues", don't care. her pussy tasted too nice

>>26384720

epic ultra mega titano bait

>>26384720
>old hag
>Tasting nice
Beta retard

>>26384758
she had a fresher puss than younger girls i've gone down on

>>26384834
Old hag is 16+, you moron. It's all the same.

>>26384720
Please don't do anything for valentines day, just bang the old sloot before she realizes how desperate she is to want to fuck you and finds someone less beta.