>go to the middle of a desert
>tie weather baloon to a revolver
>shoot yourself in the head
>gun floats hundreds of miles away
Nobody will ever know what happened.
This is bait, right? I'm pretty sure I'm being baited. This is bait.
>fly out over the ocean with balloons
>just let nature decide what to do with you
>comfy afternoon floating through the air, ocean breeze on your face
>finally plummeting a few hundred feet into the ocean and dying
>chance anyone finds you minuscule
>jews cant steal your organs and you recycle naturally back into the world
>Also dna test would show traces of helium.
>get to heaven
>72 virgin camels
>take turns popping their cherry nut on your back after fucking you raw
>its so much fun they keep going for eternity
>heaven is an eternal camel bukkake