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>go to the middle of a desert
>tie weather baloon to a revolver
>shoot yourself in the head
>gun floats hundreds of miles away

Nobody will ever know what happened.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rigor_mortis

faggot
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stab yourself with a knife made from ice
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>>26384810
are you retarded? rigor mortis doesn't kick in until like 4 hours after death
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>>26384810
This is so retarded, I can't even put it into words.
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>>26384371
why not just hang yourself with a bunch of balloons so your corpse is flying over the normies and then have to go up and get you with a helicopter.
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You're actually describing a documented case. Someone actually did that, they found out anyway. I don't remember how.

I'm not joking.
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>>26384371
And thats a good thing?
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>>26384371
You know the bullet would still be found. Also dna test would show traces of helium.
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>>26384908
Probably when a gun tied to a burst balloon fell in a neighborhood and they heard about a man who died from a gunshot 20 miles away that matched the time/wind direction
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Better idea
>attach weather balloons to lake
>drown yourself in lake
>lake flies away
>balloons run out of helium and drop the lake in the ocean
>body is never found
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>>26384371
>all this stems
you got ripped off bro
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>>26384371
You just watched golgo13 didn't you
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>>26385215
This is bait, right? I'm pretty sure I'm being baited. This is bait.
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>>26384872
>fly out over the ocean with balloons
>just let nature decide what to do with you
>comfy afternoon floating through the air, ocean breeze on your face
>finally plummeting a few hundred feet into the ocean and dying
>chance anyone finds you minuscule
>jews cant steal your organs and you recycle naturally back into the world
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>>26385215
nah it's how the strain is
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>>26385158
>Also dna test would show traces of helium.
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>>26385238
it's a joke you literal autist
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>>26385256
No, it's fucking broccoli, you idiot.
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>>26385205
Kek

Originele reactie
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> get bomb vest
> walk in to a shopping centre
> allahuakbar.jpeg
> go to heaven, 72 virgins
Feels jihad man
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>>26385306
>get to heaven
>72 virgin camels
>take turns popping their cherry nut on your back after fucking you raw
>its so much fun they keep going for eternity
>heaven is an eternal camel bukkake
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>>26385336
What's camel pussy like?
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>>26385348
It's a lot like your mom's.
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yea, it's hard to identify a gunshot wound or find shellcasings/gun powder near the corpse

they'll know what happened but not that it's a suicide
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>Goes to school
>Kill 14 people
>Die famous
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