>Chad and Stacey are going to have passionate and mind blowing

You're a pussy and don't realize the difference between rape and assertiveness

Believing porn is like sex is like believing romance movies are like real relationships.
It's all fake and acting. Real sex is primal and disgusting to an extent. Watch any amateur video.

Stacey here,
Today I tried to fuck Chad and he ejaculated immediately upon insertion.
Sex is usually bad between couples who've been together for more than nine months, so most couples celebrating Valentine's day,
Valentine's day itself kind of sucks, as normies we have wage and school cuckery and suddenly there's this random imposition that's entirely mandatory.
Everything's crowded and because it's February, very cold.

>>26380023
this is true.

sadly a lot of people become brainwashed by this

lol i'm literally 28 kissless virgin

fuck u op

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I used to be depressed, I was immersed in my own self pity for years. I took the red and the black pill, felt hopeless. Then I started following trump, now my life has meaning, I feel like I have something to live for.

>>26380043
>Sex is usually bad between couples who've been together for more than nine months

Complete bullshit. I've been with girls for more than five years without the sex getting dull. Hell, it takes the better part of a year to learn the intricacies of how a particular girl likes to be fucked.

Sex is an art that must be tailored to the specific needs of any particular person and like any art, it takes time and practice to do it right.

>>26380138
>Red pillers voting for Trump
you can't make this shit up

>>26380138
Pretty sure Trump will mandate gfs too. anyone who wants one will get one

>>26380195

Seems like gommunism to me

Actually I'm 22 and I have a dominant gf.

>>26380043

This is complete bullshit. I've been married for 8 years and the sex with my wife gets better with time. Sure, we'll most likely stall out like most married couples, but it's been great thus far.

>>26380346
>Making women into state owned property
ur right damn it. i don't know Trump's policy well enough

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>>26379957
Is sex even real?

>>26379957
Pfft, I'm 28 and on my 2nd marriage. I've fucked 11 women and I only had to pay 5 of them.

>>26380370
How thick are her thighs?

>>26380110
OP here. I am a 28 year old virgin.

>>26380475
I sometimes ask myself that too. It helps me feel better to think about life as an absurd joke.

>>26380023
No. I'm sorry to burst your bubble but I have had sex like OP's gif. Idk if I looked like that but it definitely lived up to how porn looked from the guys angle. Not to say alot of sex is just plain ol' sex, but there definitely are people out there who get that level of shag

>younger sister lives next door
>at 24 already married Chad ans has kids
>has low effort job that pays well

>I'm 25, work in retail, and never held hands with a female
Just fucking kill me already

I'll have to do the sex, would rather be playing vidya and smoking weed. Such is life

I'M GOING ON THE SECOND DATE OF MY LIFE WITH A SUPER HOT WOMAN THIS WEEKEND
THE FIRST ONE HAVING BEEN EALIER THIS WEEK
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THIS GIRL IS EVEN TALKING TO ME BECAUSE SHE IS LIKE 5 STEPS ABOVE ME ON EVERY SOCIAL AND PHYSICAL SCALE
BUT MAYBE I'LL GET BANGED IF I CAN HANDLE MYSELF FOR ANOTHER NIGHT
WE'RE GOING TO A CONCERT AND MIGHT DROP ACID WHICH WOULD BE SCARY AT 1ST BUT COOL

Does sex really feel good? No matter how much I think about it, it just seems like the kind of thing people hype in their mind, but in reality you just stick your peepee in a meat hole and move back and forth a while, hardly an improvement over masturbation.

>>26381844
I think the connection to another human being has a level of stimulation that can't be matched by masturbation. Plus the vagina is a good improvement over a hand, it's tight, moist, and warm.

>>26381844
A number of posters claim it is.

Watching lots of amateur porn has me thinking it is too.

>>26381844
I mean before you go REEEEE normie get of my board I have to chime in, it can be like fucking a meat Hole if your not in the mood or the condoms too tight but it is mostly fucking good like awesome espesaliy with some one you actually like.
One thing most folk forget to mention sex is like 90%mental enjoyment so take that as you will.

>>26380043 i always found the post ite to be true at least from a Chad/successful perspective if I've been with someone for that long I know very nuk and cranny so I can take as long as I(she) likes most of the time.

>>26380146
Oh shit so I wasn't the only fucker saying this shit to her also ether she's bait or just had some bad exsperance.

>>26380417
Why in the hell are you even at /r9k/?

>>26380802
Dude why don't you just buy a prostitute it's only like 70 pounds

>>26383734
I live in the United States.

>>26381635
Yeah that's actually one of my favourite positions, but none of that clit playing bullshit. One hand around her throat, the other arm over her shoulder to pull her down into you as you thrust, and fuck her hard. Or caress a tit and guide her head around to kiss her if you're feeling more romantic.

>>26383730
Same reason I am they where probaly a wizard at one point but broke free.

>>26383745
Yea I can't imagine it's very exspensive to pay for a lady of the night anyway even if your NEET

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>>26381844
Really depends on the person you are fucking and how much they know what they're doing, along with you knowing what you're doing. It's nice if you're attracted to the person actually, really hard to fake when they're just not what you are into physically as much.

>>26381844
I don't really like sex because I cum so quickly and it's pretty much just embarrassing and horrible

It doesn't even feel any different physically from masturbation imo, but mentally it is more exciting or something but it is not worth the shame I experience after leaving the girl unsatisfied :^(

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>>26379957
Probably the same way being 29 and being in the same boat does.

Everything in my life feels dead. Nothing gives me happiness anymore. Movies, vidya, reading, writing. Now the only thing I look forward to is work and that's just because it's different and I can pretend the people I work with are my friends.

This is a miserable existence.

>>26383785
Why would you fuck some one your not attracted too?

>>26383784
The prostitutes here are usually very low quality.

>>26379957
>How the hell does this even happen?
I met the guy who is with the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
He has an extremely good memory, tall, kind good facial structure ok body and just overall a good person.
Some people just win the life lottery and he did

>>26383817
>be in hostel
>fat kiwi chick joins my group of friends and starts rubbing my leg with her foot under the table
>ignore her or am rude to her
>friends all leave
>i've had a bit to drink
>nothing else to do
>fuck her on the bathroom floor because dorm is full of people, pretty much mentally get off by the seediness of it all
>cum, throw condom in bin
>never see her again

Pretty good desu, better than an extra half hour's sleep.

>>26383819
Man you would be surprised just don't go for a street hooker get one of the Internet have them fuck your brains out cus then talents you have the exsperance.

>2016
>still caring about sex
>wanting a gf for sex rather than for love
Faggot.

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>>26383817
It just kind of happens sometimes, like if you're on a first date with a chick and she's willing to put out. You haven't been laid in like 6 months and anything is a victory at this point really.

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Is anyone else planning on just driving off into the night? Not particularly anywhere, maybe if I find some nice place along the way I'll stop.

I notice I feel better when I /drive at night/, it's very peaceful

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it sucks, but this is the kinda shit i jerk off to.

nothing hotter than having a teen girl tell you that you're a loser while taking your money and going off to have sex with a horse-dicked chad.

>>26383851
Makes me want to travel just to stay at a hostel

>>26383878
I guess but if any one goes on a date with up you its usually cus they want to fuckery the start if they don't want to buy the end of it you probaly fucked up

>>26379957
Nature weeding out undesirable genes (robots)

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>>26383934
What the fuck are you trying to say? Did you have an aneurysm?

>>26383971

at first i laughed, but now im worried about >>26383934

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chad gets these 18yo tits.

>>26383943
Majority of Chads are brain dead morons the fact only they get to breed and not the shy intelligent males is somehow good for society implying it won't increase the rate our society is dying off.

>>26383971
Yea I fucked that in many ways
Essentials I was saying that the idea of willing to fuck is dumb and that anyone that got on a date with you is down to fuck from the start and that if there not buy the end of the date you've probaly fucked up. Sense?

>>26384009

>he fell for the chad = dumb, robot = smart meme

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>>26379957
>tfw my penis is too small to even have sex in that position

Yes I've tried

>>26384009
>Majority of Chads are brain dead morons

Chad here, can confirm you don't know anything about it. This is because you are too intimidated by Chad to get to know him and discover that in all probability, he is smarter than you.

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>>26380138
It's weird, funny thing is all this Trump hype has motivated me to become a better person.

I quit alcohol and started lifting because that man is an inspiration.
Make anime real 2016.

>>26384044
>>>/out/

GTFO normalfag.

>>26383971
Yea it got autocorrected a bunch...

>>26379957
feminism, female hypergamy, the Jew agenda and women no longer being held accountable for own actions

>>26384050
This. I hate Chad even more though now that I know that.

>>26384026
>anyone that got on a date with you is down to fuck from the start
Eh, not in my personal experience, I don't usually know till I see someone naked. Clothes are deceptive man.

>>26384009
Oh man, don't forget where we are man, I think Chad knows exactly what he's doing, much more than you.

>>26384050
Masters of Mechatronics try again.

>>26383811
> I can pretend the people I work with are my friends
ouch.

originallemente familar

>>26384082
>stem
>highly intelligent

Pick one desu senpai.

>>26384056
Buying foreign prostitutes hardly makes me a normalfag

>>26384109
I . . .I guess you can stay.

>>26381844
I just lost my virginity a week and a half ago

Masturbation is better for me but then again I'm on anti-depressants which makes it hard for me to cum or feel much

>girl goes down on you
>can't breathe anymore
>has to stop or I will pass out
idk what happened

>be 32
>completly gave up on relationships
>don't even care about sex
Kinda scary

>>26384220
That 29 year old guy here. It's nice when you stop caring, but has that sense of failure as a human settled in yet? It started wrecking me about two years ago and now I'm waiting for my male biological clock to stop ticking.