how do you guys troll in real life?
>girl in class sits in front of me with laptop
>she leaves to go to the bathroom
>i casually go onto her computer
>open up the 'trolololo' video
>she comes back, opens up laptop
>the music starts playing
>entire class looks at her
>she packs up and walks out
One time I walked up to this woman and told her that she was a sinful whore who didn't deserve what she had, I then kicked her in the shin which knocked her to the ground. I spit on her and hurled insults at her while she was on the ground. She was crying and in clear shock as her body was locked up and she couldn't do anything but scream. I put my mouth to her ear and hum the trolololol song to her, then threw her to the ground and kicked her in the stomach and while I was walking away yelled at her "LOL U MAD BRO?" and then ran away laughing.
How do you even do that? Your rag would be as hard as a piece of bread that was sitting out of its package for a month. It can't be easy to chloroform correctly when it's like that.
>born without the weakness you call "empathy"
>other meatsacks are nothing but puppets to me and I'm pulling the strings
Let's play a game, roach. The rules are simple.
Heads I win. Tails you lose.
>September 11 2001 terror attacks
>busy working in the World Trade Center, at the top floor
>either sandniggers or people brainwashed by Jews, I honestly can't tell, start crashing planes with no survivors
>grab the nearest chair
>jump out the window
>stand on top of chair while falling
>jump off the chair when I'm almost at the ground
>survive because frame of reference of the chair suggests I was not falling at a lethal velocity, and if I was I protected myself by jumping
>United States law dictates that in order for damaged currency to be deemed valid, at least half of the note must remain intact
>cut it in perfect halves
>double my net worth in minutes
Troll the economy.
>he still believes in the biggest Jewish hoax since the hoaxocaust
>doesn't know the twin towers were made of foam that collapsed harmlessly
>"oy vey Chaim, help me throw these mannequins out the window. It'll make a great shot for the stupid goyim, hehe"
But that's wrong. All motion is relative. In the chair-body system with the chair as the intertial frame of reference, my velocity is in fact 0 meters per second despite the fact that some people see me as falling. Since velocity is zero, I was never in any danger to begin with, but I jump just to make sure. So I survived. Besides, if I didn't survive how am I posting?
He should have got on the roof and rode the collapsing skyscraper like a buckin' bronco. The building will collapse slow enough that you can easily step off once you reach ground level.
In physics, it is necessary to get rid of unnecessary details in order to understand things more clearly and make calculations. As such, the ground is irrelevant in the chair-body system featuring me and the chair, and can therefore be completely ignored.
Today I was scooping ice cream at a campus dining commons and two girls were waiting to use it next after me, one on my left, on on my right.
When I finished scooping myself ice cream, I faked giving the scoop to the one on my left, then faked giving it to the one on the right, and then I just put it down in the middle and walked away.
I turned around and saw them fighting over it as I walked away
>cut my $20 down to its individual subatomic particles by cutting it perfectly in half over and over again
>now the richest man on Earth
>go to Subway
>order $5 footlong meatball marinara sub
>sandwich artist goes to ring me up
>hand him an electron from the $20 bill
>sandwich artist stares blankly at my hand
>"Sir, your money please?"
We need to try it simultaneously to increase the likelyhood of at least one of us succeeding by overwhelming their communication lines.
Imagine you go into the bank and ask for them to switch your two halves of a 10 dollar bill into two bills and when they try to call teh president of bills and money they won't be able to connect because the teller I asked the same thing from is already speaking.
Then when mr president tells them "no that's fucking stupid how are you even working for us what the fuck?" and the teller closes the phone before the conversation escalates and tells me to fuck off with my half bills I fuck off and dispose of the half bills to remove any evidence.
Then we meet up and you give me one 10 dollar bill and you get the other and we part ways so that nothing ties us any more and hopefully we will never meet again.
>Get plank of wood
>Drive a long metal shaft into one end.
>Grab onto shaft
>Jump off of board
>Carry board up with me
>Find some ayyliens
>Have great sex with qt alien girls