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>mfw seeing a stacy drop her starbucks drink on campus
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>>26378553

>not offering to buy her a new Starbucks

missed opportunities.
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>>26378562
>being this much of a cuck
get out you deceiving roastie
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>>26378553
So much money wasted
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>not lapping it up off the ground and regurgitating it into her gullet to demonstrate a proper provider role

missed opportunities.
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>>26378562
>offering to buy a drink to a girl he's never talked to before

t. cuck
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>>26378562
> go up to her and say that she triggered me for spilling a drink homeless people could have used
> make her buy me a drink in compensation

Also missed opportunities
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>>26378579

i am not a roast, in years past i would have been a white knight.

but really i am just a guy who accepts his position in this social status hierarchy.

you could have been her friend and kept getting her more shit.

you'd be broke but you would feel less lonely overall.
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>>26378624
Being someone's wallet is not the same as being one's friend. In fact, you might as well be a servant to them at that point. Honestly I'd rather jump off a bridge than suffer through such a thing.
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>>26378553
WHAT A HOT BEAT
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>>26378709

>Honestly I'd rather jump off a bridge than suffer through such a thing.

i remember saying the same thing.. but man loneliness is a pretty big motivator in time.

My premise here is that you like this girl and care about her and want to be more than friends, but she does not wish to be more than friends.

I know I'm going down the white knight path even more here, but it's my choice since I'm not fit to breed.
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>>26378553
>mfw teenage stacies ordering some weird ass expensive coffee and I just buy a hot chocolate.
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>Mfw hear the "flAP" of a normiPhone hitting the ground followed by stacy crying out to her fellow syrens "shIT IT CRACKED"
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>>26378553
>mfw her mom's got it going on
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>>26378806

>mfw I drop my nokia phone all the damn time and it never breaks
>mfw my female relatives have to keep rebuying their overpriced Iphones
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>>26378857

You're not allowed to be that old here
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>>26378857
>>26378889

she's all i want, and i've waited for so long.

>>26378858

the reason to get an iphone is for the apps. there's a stock trading app that i want called RobinHood.
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>>26378858

>tfw 45+ male
>will not buy anything that isn't apple

Are you degenerates serious? Apple is obviously superior.
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>>26378912

>buy phone for one specific app
>use app for 1 week
>most expensive trial period ever possibly conceived

Nice
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>>26378762
I've been completely isolated outside of occasional contact with close family for around 10 years now, and let me tell you, i would never give up the shred of dignity that i have left for a fake friendship.
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>>26378553
>mfw hearing a entry level dj drop distorted bass on campus music club meeting
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>>26378912
>stock trading

Might as well play the lottery
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>>26378553
>mfw seeing a neet drop his piss bottle on his way to sink
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>>26378762
Why would you care about this girl enough to submit yourself to her completely when, in this scenario, all she did was drop a Starbucks? And how would you keep her interested long enough for her to contact you more than once besides being her beta provider? Your money would hold together the relationship, not you, and that's not genuine. A relationship built on something that's not genuine isn't a relationship at all. And if you've really accepted that you're not fit to breed, then why are you letting your loneliness control you? Loneliness won't affect you if you have other ways to make yourself happy, and that should be your first priority above all else.
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>>26378963

What Is Your Age? Really.
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>>26378974
it doesn't have to be speculative m8

you gotta be patient and not too greedy tho
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>>26378562
THE cUCK LIVES!
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>mfw seeing some arab guy drop his backpack in McDonald's washroom
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>>26378912
Robinhood has an android app too
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>>26378553
>mfw seeing my dad drop his blood pressure on his monitor
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>>26378806
this is the fucking best
the high-pitched roastie screams are the best melody for my ears
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>>26378954

do you even know what RobinHood is? it's not a "trial app".

it's a free app that lets you trade without a fee as many times as you want, it just takes a percentage cut when you cash out or something like that.

>>26378963

family is great. I am happy for you if all you need is found at home, i am much the same way.

but i threw my "dignity", which really was "ego", to the winds and i've made the choice to commit to my friendship with my lady friend.

>>26378974

it is very risky, i know.

>>26379001

offering to buy her a new starbucks drink isn't "submitting completely" it's just a standard approach in the D.E.N.N.IS. system. The "D" is for "Demonstrate value" and this is what you are doing here.

You keep her interested by continuing to demonstrate your value to her. She won't be doing the approaching at all, you will be doing everything. There's nothing wrong with being a beta provider.

Because we are friends. there's no hiding this fact and yeah you can say that i'm being a beta provider.

Life is short and I'm not going to breed, so why spend that time being lonely and angry? At least I am making my lady friend happy.
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>>26378553
Hahaha . Oh man.
Wish i was there with you op.
We coulda high fived afterwards.
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>>26378974
Nah if you invest in an index fund, while the market may be shit some years, on average it gains 7% per annum pretty reliably over the long run. Invest in the s&p 500, put a few thousand in per year, and by the time you have to retire you'll have a good sum of cash, around 1M depending how much you put in.
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>>26378624
>you'd be broke but you would feel less lonely overall.
>do you value your own happiness, or a fleeting sense of "togetherness" with some random woman
Smfh senpaitichi, anon's out here asking the real questions.
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>Mfw seeing Chad crash his expensive car and crying while calling his dad.

Happened today
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>>26380659

she's "not some random" woman.

obviously you wouldn't do all this for her if she was just some random girl.
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>>26380722
schadenfreude is the best, isn't it?
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>>26378553
I would blow that fucking drink right out of the bitches hand with a
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>>26378562
>drop my starbucks (tm) grande (r) latte (c)
>some guy in cargo shorts and a flame vest runs over
>he's visibly sweaty and out of breath
>"M-madame, please, allow me, to, buy you, a new, drink"
>say "No thanks"
>speedwalk away
>call campus police
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>>26380755
I would if I were a cuck
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>>26380975

i'm not gonna breed, so i may as well be useful and be a cuck.

>>26380964

i'm not that bad..

i would just say.

>"hi, can i buy you a new drink? I'm anon."
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