If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?

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Probably watch that Webm over and over again, holy shit that's awesome.

>>26377991
Treat it like any other day. It would probably sink in near the end maybe even at the start and I'll tear up

>>26377991
Is this Japanese adaptation of FilthFrank?

>>26377991
I wish I only had 24 hours to live to be honest

>>26378078
you could kill yourself this time tomorrow

I probably wouldn't change anything, i'd chill on the internet until I die which is my life summed already.

>>26377991
Could you surprise facefuck someone like that?
Seem like they'd bite unless you had a gun to their head.

Can someone post that "sometimes I'm the nicest guy you'll meet and sometimes I'm a psychopath" picture?

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>>26378129
here you go m8

original

fuck you nigger

>>26378078
same, I wish I could just get cancer or something. don't want to kill myself because I don't want to die with the guilt. oh well.

Break into a pharmacy over night, steal everything of recreational value, get high as fuck, then drive out to the middle of nowhere to die.

You know what it is: raep and murder, raep and murder, raep and murder, raep and murder

>>26378207
wha...huh, that's not the picture

>>26378127
That would be my greatest fear if I had to rape someone. Why wouldn't they bite anyway ?

>>26377991

>Japanese porn directing

>>26378316
Because they're women and they have no pride or self respect. They'd rather let you fuck their useless holes than get hurt. But just in case you should put one of those BDSM face fucking masks on them first

>>26378051

it's much better imo, plus FF isn't allowed to wear black, the true NINJA color of Nippon.

>>26377991

say farewell to my friends and family, and spend all my money on my lady friend before i kick the bucket.

>>26378078
>>26378236
This.

Sometimes I think it's kinda sad that I envy cancer patients or people with grave diseases. I just want the comfort of knowing I'll never have to work or socialize again.

>>26377991
Just tell her that it would have been great if she hadn't say yes.

>>26378344
I'm not convinced it would feel goof anyway.

Throw a big party

>>26378312
No, but it's much more interesting

>>26378353
I would do the same.

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Why are women so passive during sex?

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>>26378236
>>26378356
Is this a common fantasy? I also fantasize about getting some kind of terminal illness and just watching my life fade away. I never liked the thought of killing myself or just suddenly dying, I do enjoy the thought of slowly dying over the course of a month or maybe a week or two. It seems very peaceful.

>>26378403

they like to fuck slow

>>26378403
because you can't spot the wild ones mate

>>26378353
>>26378391
>lady friend

fucking normies

>>26378403
Fuck a slut

>>26378430

im a normie compared to wizardchan maybe.

Go out and act like as much of an ass to see if someone can beat the clock.

>>26378447
Everybody here is a normie compared to Wizardchan mate. You're a normie compared to here.

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>>26378414
I guess it is here

lel fucking ungrateful terminally-ill normies!!!

>>26378494

ya i am trying to pull it together man. i care about her a lot and im keeping it together the best i can.

>>26378501
I never said they should be happy to have a terminal illness.

>>26378207
Jesus christ those poor kids

>>26378567
I know, it's just a funny thought that something that ruins one mans life is something that seems perfect for us. If only we could swap.

Spend ten thousands of bucks in whores and eat a lot of unhealthy food. And probably drugs, mainly cocaine

>>26377991
Pretty much just Kill myself.

>>26377991
rape a cute girl

>>26377991
Make love to my girl one more time and actually cum in her multiple times. After all that I'd drive to see my family in Texas and die they with my family surrounded by me. That's pretty much it but in the heat of the moment I'm sure I'd do something's totally different.

kill, rape, rob. pretty much whatever I couldn't do. lol what are they gunna do, send me to jail? i'll die before i get to court.

>>26377991
Thank the people that were good to me, tell my family they shouldn't be sad because I'll be happy and free

>>26377991
Probably the same shit I always do, namely post on 4chan.

Probably meet up with my sister and give her a hug. She used to be the only reason I hadn't killed myself, but that's rapidly changing. I still care about her now, but probably not in a few years. She'll be married and no one will be around to care about me.

>>26378414

>peaceful

It would be painful. Unless you're on morphine, dying is never pleasant.

>>26378977
That's not really what I meant, I mean the idea of dying in a way where you slowly ease into it seems appealing to me.

Probably just apologize to my parents for dying before them and making them pay for my stuff for 18 years then sit quietly at my place and browse 4chan one last time

>>26377991
Source, that's weirdly hot.

go on a crime spree, cop car chase while blasting death grips

>>26377991
Is that a goddamn sub-zero mask?

>>26378501
WIZARD GET OUT! KEK WARS NOW!