Gonna an hero myself soon. >tips on how to do it cheap >no

plz post the strean link

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>>26371835
why would you care about doing it cheap?

>>26371835
Literally drink everything with a toxic warning in your house. It's that easy.

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>>26371872
I care because I'm poor you dumb-fuck.

>>26371884
You sure? I feel like I'll live

>>26371865
I will if I get it set-up in terms of tools (suicide tools)

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>>26371835
>tips how to do it cheap

can you be a little less jewish?

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>>26372805
>can't even afford csgo skins that are above 5 bucks
I can't be less jewish

>>26372369
You'll die but it'll take hours

i think, i'm not a doctor

>>26372369
don't listen to that retard you'll just puke it back up and feel like shit for a few hours

>>26372920
CSGO stream while drinking un-opened toxic cleaning supplies then?

Just walk in front of a semi on the highway, it's free

>>26373006
You will probably shit/puke blood or other thing so i doubt you can play cs:go while waiting

>>26371835

Call the suicide hotline. 1 (800) 273-8255

Also if you are poor you qualify for free healtcare, which includes free psychological services like healthcare. It can help a lot.

>>26373207
it's a trap

>It can help a lot.

kek

>>26373207
Don't discourage OP. Life is a joke, death is the only truth.

>>26373234
A trap? Sounds like you're fond of childish conspiracies.

Yes it can help, this is evidenced by literal mountains of research.

>>26373320
That were all conducted by living people. DEATH IS BETTER MY FRIENDS.

>>26373292

You are simply too immature to understand what you're saying.

Life is difficult, but essentially all great thinkers and people have found it worth living. Don't project your inadequacy onto others.

>>26373029
I can atleast go for it right?

Hanging yourself is p effective

Run a car in the garage

>>26373599
Does it have to be a rope?
Does a leather belt work?

>>26371835
Jump off a major building. At least then you will end up in the news outside of the obituaries.

i bet you could do it with like 15 shoelaces braided together

>>26373692
>>26373729
i meant to reply to that post

>>26372895
Suicide by cop
Get a fake gun and call in the police
threaten to kill them then your neighbors

>no guns
You can build a gun for like $10 that'll 100% no-dumbass-could-fuck-it-up dead you.

>>26373719
Literally none in my area, sorry.

>>26371835
Ingest a massive quantity of Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide

>>26373777
paint your face before

>>26373777
That's one I've seriously thought about

Stab your throat