ITT: It's r9k election season, who among us will run for president of the board? What are your policies, promises, and campaign slogans? What is the flag? Who among us is the comfiest candidate?
If I am elected, I will attempt a mass exile of all the complete faggots trying to split /r9k/ into 2 boards. I will also promote /r9k/ users to band together against the threats of /qa/ and normie flood spamming. Lastly, I plan to deal with the fembot issue seeing as it is one of the largest fights going in within the board. My campaign is simple; unity. If all of /r9k/ and I do mean ALL users band together, we can change this board for the better.
If elected POR9K I will deport all normies to /soc/ and put all minorities in concentration camps. Our currency will be Nuggies.
I need someone to be my secretary of feels, who is interested?
POLL UPDATE: currently leading is 4th reich, with unity trailing behind. Deport is currently at 0 votes.
Are you new?
1) Janitors don't listen to anons, obviously. How would you even contact one? They can't just say 'ayy, janitor here'
2) Attention whoring is relative to a lot of people, posts people think are relevant can be considered attention whoring by others. In the end, IF janitors somehow decided to listen to you, it'd be their discretion which could piss off half the board.
POLL UPDATE: 4th Reich is still at the top of the polls, but Unity has risen slightly. Still none for deport.
Well you really can't do anything. The banning system doesn't work and we will never be reddit with up votes and downvotes. You guys expect to much from an anonymous imageboard.
UPDATE: Unity has lost his traction, with 4th Reich far ahead. Deport to /soc/ is still without a single vote.
ANOTHER UPDATE: Deport has gained his first vote, but is still trailing behind Unity and 4th.
Hour for elections is up. The winner of the 2016 /r9k/ Presidential election is 4th Reich. If he doesn't make the official trip and statement by tomorrow at 5:20, though, presidency will be given to the runner up, Unity. Thanks to all who voted!
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If i'm elected i will organize simultaneous school shootings in the name of Eric and Dylan,Elliot Rodger and Cho eveywhere.There will literally be terrorist scale and only robots will be informed about these shootings.