RED FLAGS FOR WOMEN

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>nigger apologist

>taller than 5'5"

>>26371506
>"Posts on 4chan"

baka

>>26371506

> has kids
> "lol starbucks makes me quirky"
> likes sunsets
> wears leggings
> owns uggs
> has tattoos
> has legs
ughhhh

>shorter than 5'9''
>has more guy friends than female friends

>>26371506
>posts on facebook
>likes disney movies
>uses emoticons
>"hahahahahahah"
>smokes
>takes coffee with sugar

>>26371651
I am all of those except for posting on normie book. I have one, I just never use it.

>flirts with co-workers while in a committed relationship
>actively follows fashion
>no realistic well-paying career prospects but likes conspicuous consumption
>gender studies major/grad
>self-proclaimed feminist
>binge-drinking

>>26371690
>poor relationship with parents (especially with her father)

this is the absolute biggest red flag

>>26371690
>I have one, I just never use it.
that's why i wrote "posts" and not "has".

if you are above 5/10 feel free to post steamid, you are perfect for me

>>26371726
shit, I didn't mean to reply to that roastie

>constantly chats with friends
>makes regular posts on instagram
>tries to talk you into making an instagram account
>gets along with her parents
>thinks that ponies are weird for grown men
>hates fluttershy
>dosen't understand when I tip my fedora
>isn't a lady

>>26371736
>checks off most of your red flags
>"you are perfect for me"
Eh buddy, I think you need to reevaluate your priorities.

>>26371748
Well to be fair, it still applies.

>>26371798
ok, i misread your post.

adding "not aspie" to my list.

sorry girl, it wouldn't work out between us

>>26371868
That's okay, it's not like I saw as in love with you or planned out our children's names or anything
B-baka

>>26371506
>reads mangas or watches animes
>plays vidyas
>uses tumblr
>piercings
>writes too much on the phone or uses too much emojis

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>>26371935
50 yo man detected.

"Baka" ha tarinai. Kuudere dake ga hoshii nda nano ni. Doushite onna ai o dekinai no darou ka?
mgtow is the way to fuck off.

detestable friends
talks about exes, who of course were jerks
looks down on blue collar workers such as waiter
bad relationship with family
lacks a hobby
lack of abstract thinking
has had an abortion
overweight and feel good that way
short hair
has male friends that they meet 1 on 1 with
bad language skills

>doesn't have a degree in STEM

>list of hobbies
>netflix is on it

>Has the same interests as you

You just like playing with your food before devouring my soul.

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>Studied at Hogwarts

>>26372263
Good list. Only lacks studying something that isn't STEM.

>>26371709
>flirts with co-workers while in a committed relationship
So all woman?

>>26371506
why do i find that kind of jawline attractive? is this normal?

>>26373055
>you're only allowed to like one type of woman
shig

Is taller than me desu

>>26372263
> has male friends that they meet 1on1 with

you what?

Alcoholic is a big red flag, drug abuse too keyword ABUSE. If she smokes no big deal, smokes a lot even isnt a big deal but if a girl abuses the fuck out of drugs like doing e all the time and alcohol that means she had 0 self control and aside from the fact that she'd probably cheat on you there are a host of other problems

>>26371709

> not wanting drunken big-titted flirt

what a low test

>tfw I dropped the ball with a qt that was visibly disgusted when her friend said she had sex with a black guy

>""""barista"""" at starbucks

>reads books

It's always some teenage garbage that they should have grown out of already or fictional garbage for "nerds".

And the worst part is that they derive a superiority complex from reading this fucking trash. They think it makes them more cultured than the common pleb or some shit.

>>26375509
I knew a chick who would always mention she's a "passionate reader" and loves literature. Turned out that this "literature" is nothing but disgusting fanfics about some emo band and she didn't read anything else.

I don't demand or expect people to have some insane interest and knowledge in classical literature from around the world, but when they pose themselves as "readers" and all they've ever read was some shit like 'how to break-up with your bf" or, god forbid, fanfics that just makes me fucking sick.

I wonder if reading 4chin posts counts as reading a decent book

>>26371536
Why don't you people like taller girls? They're legs are pretty and slimmer and they have nicer feet