robot dinners

>>26371210
I say, sir! Is that that quality Italian pasta you can purchase at Costco? You must be a robot with the finest of taste.

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>>26371210
Are you literally 300 pounds?

I had a banana and some Oats with some blueberries in it.

some cold pizza

a slice of pizza and an orange most likely

Carton of milk. I'm lactose intolerant so tomorrow I'll have mild diarrhea.

Grilled cheese with spam on whole wheat. meh

A shit-ton of pasta, brown sauce, meatballs and milk.

I guess today's my bon voyage party for carbs, transfats and alcohol.

Life's officially gonna suck.

>>26371280
There are people who work out and lead active lives, you know.

Fresh spaghetti with tomato sauce and grated cheese on.
Some bread.
That's my dinner.
I might go to the market to get a beer, but i'm feeling lazy

>>26371210
I'm sick so it's gonna be an off brand cold medicine flu powder, some vegetable soup. Then later a can of beans and sausages. The only thing missing is a french baugette and butter. I also have a single smoked mackeral fillet but my stomach isn't up to it.

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>>26371210
The only true 'bot dinner.

>>26371280
Are you literally a girl or a gay? No meat or eggs.

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I don't eat meat ok?

>>26372478
At least you're doing it right.
>Eggs
>Milk
>Beans

>>26372478

Looks really good

>>26372478
That's OK:) vegans are cute :p I can hold you when you pass out in the middle of the day :p from dietary deficiency's :)

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i always make these on tuesday

>>26372530
>picture with eggs and milk on it
>that's ok vegans are cute
>vegans are cute
>vegans

you uneducated twerp.

>>26372478
TOP FAGGOT

>>26372710
weird what are they?

>>26372478
if only you weaned yourself from titty secretions and hen periods too that'd be swell.

>>26372730
Oh you:) you go ahead and enjoy those soft eggs and creamy milk you ;)

>>26372768
They're eggs, can't you tell? retard

>>26372831
you're making zero sense again.

no tendies or sardines?
What the fuck is the matter with you pretentious faggots?

>>26372893
no i can't cause they look fucking retarded you fucking faggot

>>26371210
pasta and tomato sauce
Didn't feel like making anything elaborate or going shopping

>>26371210
Your mom! Kekekekeke

>>26371210
had a sardine sandwich with cheese and mayo, so good with toast.

>>26372954
I don't see you posting no tendies neither

>>26371210
carbs carbs carbs
>>26372262
carbs carbs carbs carbs
>>26372710
carbs sugar carbs carbs

is this where you keep your genetics?

>>26372954
Fuck off back to r/4chan, retard. Your dumb forced memes are shit.

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It's a quick and easy 640 kcal for $1.09. I gave on trying to gain weight. I just want to get fucking wasted and not feel hungry.

I will start off with a gin and orange soda, then finish with Mellow Corn whiskey in coke zero. Mellow Corn is 50%abv but feels like 5%. Shit hits like a ton of bricks. What's crazy is it's bottom shelf $8/750ml but tastes a million times better than $8 vodka. Oddly enough $8 gin beats the shit out of $14 gin. Burnetts>seagrams>shit>new Amsterdam. Boodles is better gin at $20 than a lot of the ~$30 bottles.

Salmon, rice and mixed vegetables

>oatmeal or eggs for breakfast
>rice+chicken for dinner
>sangwich for supper

I eat this everyday because it's cheap, easy, quick, and I'm too lazy and can't cook anything else

a can of campbell's bean and bacon soup (with chili powder, cheddar cheese and bacon bits)

with a
corned beef bagel sandwich (on onion bagel with cream cheese, onion)

very tasty!

>>26371210
carbs and fat with no vegetables. enjoy your brain fog and weight gain family

Two refried bean and vegetable tacos and 2 pepperidge farm raspberry turnovers

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>>26374401
muh sodiumz

>>26374448

That's not how weight gain and brain fog work.

No wonder you're a fat retard.

>>26374325
Literally what I'm eating this very moment

>>26374302
Your diet is shit and you are a total fucking loser.

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I am eating this right now.

>>26374500
I'm not a pussy I think I can handle it dude

>>26374600
>I'm not a pussy
We know, you're a beta cuck faggot, which is worse than being a pussy.

>Stay ignorant you man-child.

>>26374302

How the fuck do you get drunk anymore?

This is what happens when I drink now:
>drink 4/5 beers
>just feel sick and gaseous
>no relaxation or feel good
>no confidence boost
>wake up in middle of night with anxiety
>hungover the next day

What the hell has happened

>>26374639
>Stay ignorant you man-child.
who are you quoting?

>>26371210
Shrimp fajitas.

Debating on using the leftover tortillas from weekend breakfast burritos Or just eating with a fork. Normally pretty paleo during the week but do i just let ~4 tortillas go to waste because carbz = bad?

halp

Just ate lunch, but it will either be

>8oz ground turkey
>1 cup brown rice
>half an onion
>quarter cup salsa
>stick of cheese

Or nix the rice and go for 6oz edamame and a cup of cottage cheese.