>playing video games in your room for 3 days straight
>you pass out and sleep for 24 hours
>you're awakened by a loud knock at the door
>you peer out your bedroom window
>there's a crowd of 500 people outside your house
>you freak out and grab a knife and walk down to the door
>you peek through the door and see 4 women in lab coats asking to come in
>say ok still clutching the knife
>they immediately lock the door and ask if there is somewhere you can sit down
>lead them to your living room
>you try to turn on the lights, they don't work
>they inform you: "Anon, there's been a parasitic attack that has wiped out 99% of the males on earth. You may be our last hope for the human race. We need to get you out and to a laboratory right now. Come with us!"
shout "you will never take my virginity succubi" as i swing my tiny knife at them
No, if you want to repopulate the earth with my genes, we are going to do it the normal way.
I will fuck as many women as I can, but one or two per day, Also you will provide every commodity I need and want or the deal is off. Also I will choose which ones I fuck.
If you don't like it I can kill myself right now and doom the whole race.
They aren't going to need you for your semen, they'll have more than enough stored in fertility clinics. The only reason they could want you, is to experiment on you and do testing as to figuring out why you're one of the 1% to survive. You'll be kept in a lab for a few months and studied like a rat, and then if they figure out how you survived, if you're lucky they might let live in a medical facility. If you're not lucky, they'll like plug you up to a machine to drain your blood for antibodies or whatever made you survive, and keep you in an induced coma because it's just easier to get the raw material that way.
1 percent of men is still 7 million men, so why and how could they find ME so fast
>asking to come in
Whats with people being wrong today?
>99% of men
>I'm the only one left
So theres 100 men on earth huh?
ew ugly roast get way
>lock myself in my room until they send someone worthy
desu they'd probably just send some 6ft5 amazonians on testosterone to subdue me ;-;