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>How do you get a femanon's Skype?
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>How do you get a femanon's Skype?
By being THAT desperate.

>What do a femanon and a leukemia patient have in common?
They're both cancerous and take a dozen different types of meds.

>How did the femanon avoid a ban?
The mods looked at her post history and let her off on an insanity plea.

>I read a thread earlier by a femanon who got pregnant by Tyrone...
I guess bad things do cum in 3's.

And don't think you wagies are safe tonight!

>What's the difference between a wagecuck and a condom?
Condoms only work 99% of the time.

>How does a wagecuck spend his free time?
Commuting.

Know what I'm going to do tomorrow, wagies? Anything I want to! But don't hate us NEETs who take advantage of a broken system, blame the generation that put you in this mess.

>What has a built in radio and shouts about how lazy kids of today are at 90 decibels?
A babyboomboxer.

>What's the difference between boomers and Disney movies?
Kids still love Disney movies when they grow up.

>What fucks up the economy then comes back to fuck it up some more?
A babyboomerang.
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>>26370582
very funny, pepe
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>What's the difference between a wagecuck and a condom?
>Condoms only work 99% of the time.

>How does a wagecuck spend his free time?
>Commuting.

KEK. These threads are becoming the highlight of my day.
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oh, NEET pepe, you've done it again. Another quality thread. Looking forward to the hecklers.
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>>26370773
>>26370582
>How does a wagecuck spend his free time?
>Commuting.
well that's the upside to being a wagekek right there: You don't have time to feel shitty about your shitty life. Takes away a part of the sadness
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I would spend my waggie sheckles to hear these in a club
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hello yes mister robot this is an original comment.
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Original comment for the robot and Japanese Moot.
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Always a pleasure NEET comedian
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>>26370582

>That first one.

Laughed like a drunken hillbilly.

Stay based NEET bro
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>>26370582

get off the stage you fucking faggot
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>>26370582
Fucking laughed hard. Even though I'm a wageslave these threads are nice.

Good work
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>>26370582
This has made my day just a bit better
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>So this woman came into the surgery the other day and she was seriously underweight. I initially assumed she has anorexia but it turned out she was simply incapable of cooking her own food. She had no problem eating and wasn't fussy, she just simply could not prepare food. So one day I see her again, this time she has severely low blood sugar and now it's pretty much a medical emergency. She demanded that I cook her something to keep her alive until the ambulance arrived
I made her toast

>I had a patient who came to see me, because he found it almost impossible to leave his basement.
I couldn't help him, he's still 6 feet under

>Did you hear about the patient who died of a lethal dose of morphine?
Neither did I, your honour

Thank you, you've been wonderful.
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>>26371354
Sorry I didn't understand the first one?
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>>26371354
Wew lads

What a time to meme
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>>26370582
None of these are funny. Why are these shitty neet threads so annoying goddamn
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>>26370852
>I would spend my waggie sheckles to hear these in a club
That's nice of you, sir, but I'd feel bad for taking them, they already pay my rent.

>>26371079
Sir, would you please sit down and let me get on with the sho- hey, is that Mr Shekkelstein behind you? I'm just kidding! Look at him panic! Have a drink on me, buddy. Although it's really a drink on you and the rest of you wagecucks.
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>>26370582
>>I read a thread earlier by a femanon who got pregnant by Tyrone...
>I guess bad things do cum in 3's.
CERTIFIED 24-KARAT GOLD, ANON
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>>26370582
This show gets better and better.
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>>26371442
ayyy
wagecucsk getting rustled already
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>>26370582
Thank you for brightening my grim wagie weekday!
NEET Pepe, you are the best.
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>>26371494
Tfwnojob

I wish I was a wagecuck ;_;
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>>26371445
that's how you handle the hecklers
bravo
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>>26370582
>>What do a femanon and a leukemia patient have in common?
>They're both cancerous and take a dozen different types of meds.
Never stop bro this shit is hilarious
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>>26370582
you're the best thing on r9k for a while OP

I look forward to your shows
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Holy fuck wagecucks forever on suicide watch this is incredible,
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>>26371391

someone being toast is slang for being dead.
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>>26370582
BOOMERS BTFO
T
F
O
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>>26370582

What's the way to pick up a baby boomer?
with the other 5 pallbearers
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>>26371442
WAGEKEK WAGEKEK, KEKING HIS LIFE AWAY

CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE
THE DANK MAYMAY
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What's that? No butt hurt "femanons"? NEETs are mirical workers
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>>26370582

What do a femanon and a garden gate have in common?
they both have large pussy flaps and they're only of any use when they're shut up.
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This is good entertainment OP. Easily the best thing on /r9k/ now.
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>>26370582
BBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>26370582
>condoms only work 99% of the time
HAHAHAHA Wagies BTFO!
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Wagies come back! Where are you running off to? The show has just started!
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>>26371445
>the NEET comedian
>being based as fuck
pick 2
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>>26372149

Not suprising, with all these shit jokes.

I suppose you have nothing better to do all day than to think of these 'jokes'
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>>26372555
being this upset
those trip are wasted on you m8y
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>>26372621

I had a productive day today. I work as a mechanic and I fixed 4 people's cars, what did you do?
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chirkchine
add me
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>>26372641
I don't believe you, prove it bitch
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These threads are beautiful

Wagies ALWAYS btfo
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>>26370582
>I guess bad things do cum in 3's.
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>>26372641
sounds like a shitty day son!
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>>26373242
boxer briefs are really the best choice
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>>26370582
This is a new pair of jokes:

>Why did a wagecuck cross the road?
His workplace is on the other side.

>Why did another wagecuck cross the road?
Because Mr. Shekelstein told him to
.
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>>26373242
Neat owl
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>>26371655
i think they've finally got the message

thank you based NEET comedian
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WAGEKEKS ETERNALLY KEKED
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>>26371655
>>26373955

They are funny jokes. Femanons aren't Tumblerinas except for the ones that.. well.. are.
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>>26370582
A whitebot goes to a boom store and asks for the new book about white male penises. The woman at the counter says "I don't think it's in yet", he says that's the one, I'll take a copy
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>>26372668
I like my IP hidden like it is now
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>>26370582
>Babyboomerang
Holy shit this is 100% golden.
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>>26374233
this one is pretty good

nice dubs too
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>>26370582
>>I read a thread earlier by a femanon who got pregnant by Tyrone...
>I guess bad things do cum in 3's.
Fucking savage
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>>26374233
kek, this reads a bit awkwardly but with a bit of refinement it would be great
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>>26370863
>>26370863
>>26370863
yo nigga what the fuck

I created that image like six months ago, and you saved it and actually used it

I am honored.
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>>26372641
I hope this is b8

bloxxxxxxxxx
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>>26370582
>>How did the femanon avoid a ban?
>The mods looked at her post history and let her off on an insanity plea.
I actually lol'd at this one because I can relate to it. I'm a former tripfag femanon and I'm convinced that after a while mods started going easy on me, despite banning me a lot in my early tripping days.
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>>26374634
SHOO SHOO FUGLY WHORE
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>>26374950
That isn't me. I have never even posted a pic of me while wearing my trip.
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>>26374996
denial is a good first step to being caught
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>>26371980

tell me someone's been screencapping these.
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>>26374634
>>26374634
you're a dude, no one cares about your plea for attention
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>>26375133
I've screencapped three or four of these threads. Unfortunately I have not screencapped the earlier ones that featured funny neet dialogues.
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10/10 very original

dhaocbfiehdjznakwoofjfj
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>>26370582
10/10 muy bien
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>>26375181
I'm pretty sure the earlier ones were a different guy
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>>26374634
>Knock knock
>"Wh-"
>"girl here btw"
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>>26375382
Yeah I mean obviously I don't know how many authors there are and who authored which ones, but what I meant was that the layout was different.
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>>26375181
post caps

Orrrriginallll
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>>26375181
>>26376554
Seconded

Fuck your whore mother robot
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>>26370582
>>What do a femanon and a leukemia patient have in common?
>[/spoiler]They're both cancerous and take a dozen different types of meds.[/spoiler]

OH LAD
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>>26370582
im loving these daily keep em up
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