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>"Hey instead of going for a meal later, do you maybe want to come back to my place and I can cook us something? I should have all the ingredients already to make something. I hope that's not too forward or anything, I just really like talking to you like this when it's just the two of us."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ey4yAgLZlw]
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>"Hey Anon, you know Valentine's day is this Sunday. Do you have any plans? Oh no, me neither. I'll probably just be in pjs like I was year! But, hey, if you're not doing anything then I'd be down for meeting up or hanging out or something. Really, oh cool! Well do you want my number, maybe we can arrange something? Sorry for being so awkward, I mean I assume you realize I've liked you for quite a while right?"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35sUWUs1e7w]
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>"Hey thanks for inviting me to visit your family Anon. Your parents are so sweet, and I can tell how much your sister looks up to her big brother. Did you see how much she giggled when she found us kissing in the kitchen? I'm really glad you feel comfortable asking me to do things like, I was sort of hoping to ask you to meet my family too but I didn't know how you felt. You know, about us. I love you a whole lot Anon. I don't know how good I am at making that obvious but I really do care about you more than I can explain."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvNAHBI1V4o]
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Never stop making these threads, anon.
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>>26368612
She looks a bit like eggman
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>"Oh don't say that, I think you'd make a great father! Hey my dad was raised by his mother and I tuned out alright didn't I? Ok don't even answer that! But seriously Anon you're way too hard on yourself. I don't you realize how highly people think of you. You're a great guy Anon, and I know this probably sounds stupid but I can't imagine raising children with anybody else."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twIiFKa6vWE]
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>>26368636
my plans?
yeah, calling you a good little girl while I cum in your holes.
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>"Sorry Anon. I mean I was a little curious about you at first, I'll admit that. But if you don't even have enough confidence or even decency to say hi to me in passing once in a while then how do you expect me to want to be around you? You're a real unpleasant person you know. I hate to say that but it's true, and I really think it's good for your sake that someone tells you that. Can't you see that everyone around you is walking on eggshells when you're around because of how difficult you are to be around? I don't see how you think any girl is going to want to waste their time around someone like you. You're an emotional drain on everybody you meet, and I'm just not into guys who feel miserable every second of their live. You have nothing to offer me, sorry."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MebawtzeNkw]
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>>26368836
stop stop stop stop REEEEEEEEEEE!!
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I fucking hate these threads

never stop posting them
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This makes me a happy kid of sad, sad that I've never really experienced this but happy that others are capable of it.
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10/10 this is fucking pathetic, get a life
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>>26368922
h-hey this one's mean

don't post any more of these
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>>26368922
Why are you using a British girl's picture from OKC, I'm stalking her!
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>>26369158
Explain in your own words why it's pathetic and I'll get a life.
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>>26369167
That means the girl you're talking to on OKC is a fake you dumbo.
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>"Okay, goodnight Anon. Thanks again for calling, I hope your phone bill won't be too high! I can't wait to see you this weekend and give you your gifts for Valentine's. I love love love you with all my heart Anon, bye bye!"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkhoUStoka4]
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>>26369167
She obviously posts on /soc/
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>>26368796
Agreed.
I don't know why but I fucking love these threads.
There's just something about em...
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>>26369204
>implying that people care about valentines
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>mfw I'm reading this thread from my phone while taking a shit at work.
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>>26369513

That makes two of us desu senpai
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>"Oh no it's raining! Quickly Anon, come on! Get your keys out already, we're getting soaked! Finally, oh god I did not see that coming. Oh look at you, you're shivering. Come on, help me get my clothes off and I'll help you with yours. I'm going to go turn the shower on, hurry and join me ok? I don't want you catching a cold!"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hssmhy-f76M]
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>>26369559
i'm joining you anon.
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>thank you for talking to me, anon. I feel so comfortable and safe around you. w-would you be alright if I went on more walks with you? I want to make you some snacks that will help you study longer.
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Every waking moment is agony
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I'm new and I'm wondering what this thread is about. Do you just read the text, wishing/imagining it's happening in your life then listen to the music to make yourself feel good and happy?
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>>26370110

No. This thread is about masochism. You read the text, listen to the music, and reflect on how none of these things will ever happen in your cold, empty life
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>>26370110
you read the text then wash your hands
then read the text then wash your hands
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ITT: a day in the life of chad before the afternoon
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fuck lads I want a gf bad

>I want to be wanted
>I want someone to break into a smile when they see me
>I want someone that holds my head and lays their head my shoulder
>I want someone I can make happy

it hurts lads because I honestly can't imagine it happening I'm too afraid and my anxiety messes me up.

I want to be happy and I think that's a feel I will never know.
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>>26370232
I want to get my dick wet without paying cash or investing any social emotions
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>>26370232
Those are all nice sounding things any guy would want.
The reality is only you can make yourself happy, finding a woman that can make you happy is some shit from movies or an anime.
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>>26368922
>"k"


box blox blox original fucking comment fuck you
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>tfw hold my own hand in bed as if I'm holding hands with a girl
>tfw circle my thumb on the back of the other hand as if it's a girl
>tfw rub my foot up and down my calf as if it's a girl
>tfw run my fingers up and down and through my chest hair as if it's a girl doing it
>tfw whisper to myself in a feminine voice and reply in a deep whisper complaining jokingly to "her" that I'm tired and need to sleep
>tfw lie in bed and pretend a qt girl is lying with her face towards mine and smiling at me
>tfw fold up my bathrobe and put it between legs as if it's a girl's leg
>tfw kiss empty air pretending I'm kissing a girl
>tfw lie on my back and hold my arm out and then folded at a ninety degree angle to pretend I'm holding a girl who's lying against me
>tfw go through each board on 4chan pretending I'm giving a tour to my girlfriend and giving her a humorous little summary about each one
>tfw watching home videos on my laptop of my family and me as a kid and pretending a qt girl is sitting beside me saying "awww" and smiling and asking who the different people are
>tfw walking home alone and pretending she's walking beside me and think up lengthy dialogue and occasionally laugh at something she or I said in the imagined dialogue
>tfw imagine meeting her family and having them like me
>tfw imagine her meeting my family for the first time and us sleeping and talking quietly in my room at home
>tfw imagine her and my mom preparing coffee after dinner and watching her laugh at something my mom says
>tfw imagine making her mom laugh and making her father a little annoyed when she and her mother tell him that he's probably boring me and that I probably want to get to bed after the long journey
>tfw developing several lengthy scenarios involving me and my qt crush and replaying them mentally each night while adding minor details and more dialogue and making them a little longer each day
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u got good music tastes. post more so i can steal them and pretend i have good music taste
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>>26370232

you're fucking describing the relationship between a mother and a child. think about it. freud cracked the code a long time ago.

you are trying to replace the emptiness you feel from the love of a mother to the love of a girlfriend. it will never be the same.
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>>26369989
STOOP! STOP WITH THESE FEELS!!! I CAN'T HANDLE THEM!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>26370165
This
The only sweetened we can accumulate is bitter and tainted
>tfw
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>>26370361
thanks doc

orignal comment
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>>26370319
sounds nice anon, ever thought about writing it down? Like a novel?
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>>26370361

Freud was such a hack.

I can't believe psychfags still gobble up that shit.
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>>26370319
This,
So much fucking this.
I do these exact fucking things, anon. You're not alone in this perpetual suffering.
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>"No, I had no idea you felt like this. I mean I'm sorry if you think I encouraged you or led you on in any way, because I really didn't mean to. To be honest I haven't really noticed you until now. But why you think I'd be interested in spending time with you I don't know. You obviously have no social skills and I can tell by the way you're stammering and smiling that you are totally experienced with girls. Why would I, or any girl for that matter, want the responsibility of effectively looking after you and guiding you through the kind of things most people experience in their teenage years? Sorry but I'm over that kind of thing. I'm sure there's some girl out there who is interested in that sort of relationship with you but honestly you're completely not my type, like at all. And actually I'm kind of offended that you would think you are"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8]
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>>26368922
It hurts because she just perfectly described me and my shit personality, completely calling me out on it. Fuck my life.
I want off this damn ride.
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>>26370402

Only faggots that desperately want to believe in Freudian theory believe in Freud. The rest of the community sees him as an early innovator in the field of psychology that helped paved certain fields such as child psychopathology and cognition that should be praised in trying to understand psychology at an early point in history but whose claims aren't exactly empirical.
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>>26370461
>mfw I've had several oneities's tell me this.
MAKE IT STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>"Does it not concern you even a little bit that the only person who really likes you and supports you is your mother? Don't you think that might be down to the fact that she feels guilty at the fact you've turned out the way you have and blames herself for it? People feel a duty to love their children you know, I mean it's not as if you've earned her love, and it's evident by the fact that nobody else loves you, or even like you or want to be round you, that there's something seriously faulty about your personality. But look, it's been what. Over a decade now that you've been this way? I'm no psychologist but I doubt you're ever going to change in any significant way that'll make people see your existence as anything but a minor annoyance. I'm not going to tell you what I think you should do, but I have a funny feeling that you do."

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=malJUMz2A9Y]
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>tfw woke up last night at 1am because a girl sent me a message
>it was about a personal question I asked her when we were eating together months ago
>she finally found the answer and needed to share because she's having bad times
>says she's sorry to just write to me out of nowhere at this hour
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>>26370373
I'm sorry, friend. I'm feeling suicidal and voicing the thoughts that I've had recently about a girl I met. Met and soon will begin to ignore because I know well that nothing can come of this. Once again I am alone. Why do I keep trying not to be? I would rather this hope die off inside me so that I never reach out again.
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>>26370586
was... was a girl really thinking about you months after your meeting her?

Tell me this is a real one that happened to you.
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>>26370165
Yeah I realised that a bit after as I started feeling so fucking lonely. Good stuff. My favorite is >>26368836
That scene is surprisingly "powerful" for a bunch of kid actors. Never had something like that.
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>"Oh Anon, I had no idea you felt this way! Why didn't you something earlier. Anon, I don't care if you don't have any friends. I don't care if you aren't some loud, sociable person. I didn't choose to date you because I thought you were different from how you are. It's you I want to be around. It's you I have strong feelings for. I love you Anon, and I wish you weren't so stubborn and would allow yourself to accept that. In the time we've been together I feel like I've told you more about my life than I've ever told anyone else. And it's because you're someone I can see myself being with for a very long time. And as long as you see me as someone you want to be with then it's all that matters, I promise!"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCs5150EqeM]
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>>26368612
dicked by chad
>>26368713
dicked by chad
>>26368836
dicked by chad
>>26368922
dicked by her agent
>>26369204
dicked by chad
>>26369989
dicked by tyrone
>>26370461
dicked by pedro
>>26370548
dicked by chad
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>>26370658

such is life senpai.

we know
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>>26370655
Literally in tears.
Man I love these threads but they give me too much feels.
You fuckers should really write a romantic novel, It'd sell like wildfire.
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>>26370649
I see her sometimes.
But it was the only time we were only us and could have decent conversation.

It was more about her than me or us but felt good.
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>>26370284
Get a normie friend and have them invite you to a party.
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>>26370742
>implying it's not one autistic faggot spamming this thread every single day
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>>263would require him going outside anon.
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>>26370548
I don't want to feel these kind of feels.
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For the most part I'm content with being on my own now. Never having a gf and being a kissless not even a hand hold virgin at 20 used to bother me quite a bit (thanks homeschooling). But in these past few months the pain has subsided and nothing really has replaced it. I've just lost that longing. Every now and then it'll creep back up on me and right now is one of those times. Thanks anon.
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>>26368612
Man, I took a few months of break from r9k, but you still making these threads? Man.
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>>26372678
>took a few months break
Haha, bet you thought you could get away forever. Addicts of /r9k/ have a relapse rate that makes heroin look weak
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>>26370319
holy shit , I do 90% of these things.
>tfw developing several lengthy scenarios involving me and my qt crush and replaying them mentally each night while adding minor details and more dialogue and making them a little longer each day
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>>26372751
No, rather, I accepted the fact that I'll be alone forever. Nothing will ever change for the better. It will progressively get worse over time. Nothing I can do about it.
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>>26368612
is that venus angelic?
she is cringey af Tbh
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>>26368612
I always thought these threads were gay af but I'm actually kind of sad rn.

It's probably due to a lack of sleep. Thanks midterms.
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>>26370482
same here, hate having to acknowledge people just because they are there
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>>26370548
>>26370548
>Oxana, please stay, you are the only one who has ever been here long enough to care. You are telling me this because you do care, and i want your help, I want to change, but I don't know how.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtaBTnDVJew
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>>26368612
I hope you know these threads are actually bringing my suicide a little closer
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>>26368612
>tfw /r9k/ not /ck/
>ywn lure a potential belly gf back to your place with cake and puff pastries
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>>26368922
s-sorry... .
i'll just go ;_;
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I'd never heard this Slowdive song before, thanks OP, it's beautiful
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>>26368922
Surprisingly accurate assessment.
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>>26368820
From sonic??
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>>26368713
>I don't know how good I am at making that obvious but I really do care about you more than I can explain."

Anon, please stop.
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The weird part is, these posts give me a hopeful sadness, but even back when I hard a gf that behaved like this, I never appreciated it the way I do with these threads.
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>>26370319
You're not alone in this feel anon.

I want off this ride.
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>>26373171
Its what I do too
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>>26369140
this
bump, hate these threads slox
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All I want is a girlfriend who can lie to me better than all the other girls.
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>>26368713
I really like this, it's soothing.

It was nice while it lasted, Jess
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>>26370742
Most of the romantic novel consumers are women, and I don't think they'd like a novel about some ugly, anti-social depressed loser and his unrealistitic gf
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