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>woke up at 11am
>greeted by my morning blowjob
>oh it's that wagies gf
>she gets into my bed every morning
>while wagie goes to work at mcdonalds
>get out of bed and get dressed into my deluxe suit
>take the bitch out for a drive in my Ferrari
>sun is shinning, the wind is blowing and everything is perfect
>shes hungry
>stop off at McDonald's drive through
>the wagie sees the NEET with his womenl
>''WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH HIM'' he shouts at her
>his boss tells him to calm down or hes fired
>The NEET says ''whats wrong wagie, why don't you come out and claim your women?'
>he storms out the building running to claim his women
>I look at him straight in the eye and smirk at his pathetic existence
>I speed off in my Ferrari with his women
>he tries to chase me but he can't
>he gets fired
>i continue to fuck his women
Today was a good day, can't wait for tomorrow! tick tock!
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>>26368342
>continuing to fuck his woman
>after he got fired
>not congratulating him for no longer being a wagekek
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>>26368342
Thisstory is good.
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>>26368342
This is pretty embarrassing even for /r9k/ standards.
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>>26368342
This story obviously didn't happen, it's winter.
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>>26368342
What planet would a NEET be on in order to afford a Ferrari?
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>>26368803
Agreed. Low quality filler content. The buzzfeed of r9k posts.
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>>26368342
Did you just watch American Beauty?
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Be honest,how much of you have more in common with the left?
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>>26368821
I get roughly 3500 - 5000 quid every two weeks (depending on if I've had any breakdowns and the like). I'm more of a Bentley man
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>>26368868
kek how butthurt was the wagie who made that?
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All NEETS are scum, end of story.
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>>26368868
I have the best of neither world somehow. I have the sleeping and living patterns of the best while having the responsibility of the wageslave. Night shift makes it impossible to make or keep friends with anyone besides co workers. At least I finally have money to spare I guess.
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