What would you be doing right now if you had won the Powerball?

Getting medical treatment for my disease, just spent a half hour lying on the bathroom floor singing delirious in pain

Fucking my best friends hot girlfriend

>>26367701
get myself something proper to eat

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My girlfriend has this adorable best friend she's known her entire life. I imagine I'd be railing them both with no rubber and just nutting off inside completely financially secure, and vacationing year round.

Pic related, Lou and his wives/baby mamas

>>26367701
sleepin in and playing vanilla wow

>>26367701
probably hiring bodyguards since i won a lot of money

>>26367701
I'd probably still be on my initial drug bender at my new secluded house in the mountains.

>>26367701
raise awareness for the cancer spreading on this shit website

shitposting on /r9k/

original desu

>>26367701
Posting on 4chan. Day trading.

Pretty much the same thing I'm doing now.

>>26367716
What awful condition causes that?

>>26367701
I'd pay off some things invest the rest and try to build a charitable organization. Hell if I had that much I'd probably give some to the other robots.

buy a small pacific island and fill it with cocaine and whores and create my own harem

That depends, when was it?

>>26367701
Btiches

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I'd be making my own game dev studio

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>>26367701
Honestly, I'd buy a villa on some pacific island and invest half of my money in low risk bonds so I could set up a company for my future generations. I would buy a ton of guns and shoot them for fun. I'd buy a yacht and some fast speedboats and jets kid and ride them around for fun. I'd hire a personal trainer and become a black belt. I'd get my pilots license and helicopter license and buy a helicopter. I'd have my friends over a couple times each year and throw a party. I'd also let a couple of my fitness live with me if they want. Provided that they help clean and grow food.

Bye bye USA never coming back

I'd give it to my imaginary m8s then I would free myself from this jail cell.

>>26367701
Hire a bunch of mad scientists to develop an atomic bomb and waste my hometown. Is that too much to ask?

I'd build monasteries all over the world as refuges for NEETs/robots/wizards. Eventually I'd retire to a nice foresty plot of land in switzerland/southern Germany and every now and then I would go on a trip to see how my monasteries are going.

id buy 4chan and hire my own elite reddit-free jannies of my own

but id seriously never understand how people fuck of their lives when they win that amount of money

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>>26367701
Still be going to college in case something happens with the money, but once I graduate, fuckoff to neetdom.

Buy a cargo seaplane, convert the cargo space into some kind of comfy RV, fly from tropical island to tropical island, landing on the water, staying away from civilization, and just chill with a few select friends.

>>26367701
Hire the best assassin in the world to kill me and a team of the 2nd 3rd and 4th best to protect me.

Fucking prostitutes, but the high class ones that come with clean std check and dont require a condom

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>you will never live in a house like this

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whoops wrong image
but that one is also good

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I would buy a metal storm and take a picture of me laying on the money with all the EXIF there then upload to /b/

I would get so fucking high

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Travelling the world, seriously this is the only thing I want in life. I want to see every inch of earth in planet.

>>26367701
making threads on r9k telling people I would give them
100 for dubs
1000 for trips
10000 for quads

everyday until I got bored

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feeling lonely/depressed in some swanky hotel
probably shitposting

I would finally act upon my pedophile urges by paying poor families to give up their todlers to me in third world countries.
I'd also by a videogame and a nice cellphone.

>>26368473
>Gross, concrete artificial island

Why would I want to live there?

>buy apartment
>buy 5000 dollars 4chan machine
>live the NEET dream until insanity gets to me

>>26367701
I would invest and create a company dedicated to advancing sex robots.

I would create them and sell them to anyone who wanted one. But it would be geared toward men specifically. I eventually would create them for heterosexual women...but not for a while.

The goal would be to devalue Stacy and her sex appeal. To decrease her number of orbiters to near zero. To the point where even Chad could invest in a dutiful sex robot that is better than Stacy because it lacks a personality, instead only focusing on function. The end goal would be to utterly devastate the marketplace value of women and the stranglehold they have on the social contract. Once that was done work would begin on the artificial womb.

Whatever happens to society afterward is none of my concern.

>>26367977
>Day trading
nice meme

>>26368473
>tsunami, pls come take my house

Make you robots my sexslaves

>>26368596
It's probably just a normal island that they added masonry, not concrete, to
>>26368630
>not living in on a swiss lake

>>26368613
I just want you know your post made me laugh during class and I probably looked silly thanks to you.

>>26368673
God I WISH :( *sigh* It'll never happen in our lifetime though.

Women getting the vote, getting hte workplace, pretty much did this to male sexuality.

It's not that I',m a mysoginist or hate women, but that WAS the only leverage us males had left.... at ALL.

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Firstly, I'd move out into the country side on a ranch with qt wife who totally isn't married to me for the money and raise livestock or at least a keep petting zoo with goats and stuff.

Alternatively, move to a small town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and rent out an apartment for next to nothing then NEET it the fuck up for the rest of my life while going to bars on the weekends and visiting escorts with all the piles of money I've acquired.

>this will never be a reality
>you will still continue to live your agonizing and depressed life

Fuck you OP for reminding me

go see the people i could never afford to go see. my cousin in Alaska, my childhood friends in Seattle, my niece in Redding, my dad in Oklahoma.
i still wouldn't have the confidence to approach women.

>>26367701
in a third world country hunting human

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>>26367701
alone somewhere in a fairly large house with all my necessities and very little luxuries, besides maybe a private gym and some other things.
I would budget it out such that I could use all of my money right around when I expect that I will die.

I'd buy a sensory deprivation chamber desu

anyone ever tried it?

>>26367701

depends on if people knew that I won or not

if people didn't know about it, I wouldn't have to worry about my safety and would thus have more freedom to live where I wanted

I would
>Buy parents their dream house and maybe a one time lump payment, so they can retire a couple years early
>Buy sisters a condo to share in my home city so they don't pay rent while in school; I would NOT support them, but make sure they are reasonably comfortable.
>Buy condos in a few different places around the world to have bases to travel from
>Move out of Canada and buy a home mansion in probably Oregan, maybe south Washington.
>Buy a lot of bongs
>Buy a couple cars to restore myself
>Get a master's degree in philosophy at a leisurely pace

And just honestly hire some good financial managers/advisors to invest and save the rest for me. I'm not really the type of person to blow it all on exotic cars and whatnot. Give me an 80's buick GNX, a Subaru or two, and half a dozen motorcycles and I'm good for life.

>>26367701
I would use my funds to free El Chapo from jail and pal around with him

>>26367701
Id probably do the exact same thing i am doing just now.

charity and suicide

Would probably still be running for my life, drunk and paranoid, a new city every week to throw off kidnappers and killers.

You would surely be a target for assassination our worse with that level of money.

>>26369546
If you get killed the government just keeps the money.

Fucking the girl that suddenly found me attractive after all these years.

Have a stay at home trans gf. Cuddle, working out in home gym, have a beach side house with huge fences.

That's the one that was at a billion right?

>get a financial adviser I can trust and has experience with this kind of money
>quit job, pay employer to give everyone at work a paid day off, courtesy of me
>share with family and relatives, obviously
>buy a bigger property and some new cars. Keep this house too just because I like it.
>buy some fun shit like atv's and a boat I can spend days out on the water in. (People must call me Captain when they are on it, lol)
>for charity, I will spend my money personally on charitable causes, I don't trust giving to for-profit charities
>buy camera equipment and hire people and actors to make a movie and live my fantasy of being a movie director
>fuck gold diggers non-stop. Let them think they even have a chance with me so they give me the best sex and attention they can possibly give me, and then dump them when I get bored after a week and get another one
>start a company that develops vr technology and when it gets good, open up a business where friends can come in and play around in a special room with things that are calibrated to the headset. Hard to explain

Fucking tons of hot women, doesn't care if they don't really want me.
Traveling europe but not as a disgusting hippie and fuck at least one girl in every country.
Buying a house near a desolated beach and go there to relax.
I don't really care about drugs I'd rather do a journey of spjritual discovery.
And for last finish my career in a prestigious university, yes I would finish my studies, there's no point in being billionaire if you're a dumbfuck, also embarassing.

>>26367701

I'd finally get a fucking MRI and some blood tests.

I'd eat a good meal, rent a mold-free place, have a long bath, get a massage and sleep.

Pay kojima to finish mgsv

>>26367701
I'd just start buying steroids to get fucking massive. I wouldn't go out and fuck women though, I was never able to before and if I did now it would turn me into a different person. I like who I am which is a virgin cerebrotanic guy. Then I would buy land and build a house in some gun friendly state so I can squander money on firearms for practice and fun. So lets review, I would be a massive gun toting guy with a ton of land. In my house I would have a huge study, with lots of books. Not those shitty paperbacks I have now, I would have motherfucking hard cover books. And this study would have a ladder going around the books because the room would be really high so that I could fit all the books ever and I would never read them all. Then for another room I would put some computer stuff in there. I would get a really overkill rig. Instead of a harddrive I would get that PCI SSD which costs $10000. I would have a lab where I would make a shitton of DMT that I would never use up. Yeah it would be boss. Then I would start messaging my waifu and bribe her to come and love me.

Living inside the best VR money can buy

>>26367701
By this time if I had that amount of money I'd be in an insane hooker/drug induced coma. My life would look the same as before but in reality I'd just be diving head first into the dark hole of my own addictions until my family finally found me Chris Farley style

Finance free software and proprietary software hacking.

>>26367701
answer thousands of phone calls per hour from my disgusting family who would suddenly be very interested in "CATCHING UP" and "BEING A FAMILY"

>>26367701
same thing I'm doing now, but in my own place on a better pc

>>26367701
probably sucking dicks
not gay btw

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Do every kind of outrageous and stupid shit i can imagine until i become bored and turn into a crazy old coot like Howard Hughes
>pic related

>>26367701
Open up some franchise bullshit for steady income, upgrade to spacious apartment, buy home gym equipment + elliptical machine, eat way healthier now that I can afford it, lean bulk for the next yr.

I don't really need many things, but these are luxuries I cannot afford.

>>26367701
>I suppose my family will be looking for a new house now
>but still looking so I will still be living in the attic
>have a nice car now (old mini, or BMW E30)
>ended college
>perhaps travelling right now
>would have bought a lot of new, fitted clothes

But above all I would but the Sony A7IIs

>>26367752
you need to die in a fire

>>26367701

get a personal trainer & nutritionist & stylist.

buy a house and an aston martin.

get a pilot license buy an WWII fighter for fun,

spend a couple of years traveling the world.

after im tired maybe get into high tech farming.

>>26367701
Jacking off to hentai.

Two chick at the same time

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>>26369072
Thats how its done senpai

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I would take a trip to Japan.

I doubt I would enjoy it though. I'd have to get nice and doped up to handle the plane flight, and once I got there I would probably spend all of my time in the hotel watching anime and shitposting on 2chan like a top-tier weeb. Add in some klonopin once every few hours to keep me sane.

>>26371132
>german_anon_goes_to_japan.png

>>26367701
procrastinating on 4chan, but in a single dorm instead of a double.

>>26367701
Wondering how the fuck i suddenly became a US citizen

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>>26367701
Instead of shitposting in my apartment, I'd be shiposting from a comfy house that I would build

>>26367701
Same routine, but using my money to help humanity in some way. I probably wouldn't spend anything on myself because idgaf about that kind of shit. I like my current car and apartment.

>>26371476
Damn a new one.

Who makes these ultra-comfy images?

>>26368473
that's awesome
is it real?

the same thing i'm doing right now except i wouldn't be worrying about the future

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>>26371552
I don't know but they're pretty great

>>26367701
Literally the same thing I do now but with my own house/car

>>26371560
it's an anime man

>>26367701
Pay someone to cosplay my waifu 24/7 and cuddle with me almost all day

>>26367701
I would keep One milion and give rest to Feminist, Black lives matter and similiar comunities.
Just for the lolz.

>>26371476
>you will never live in a rural robot retreat far away from the normals and roasties

Buy a small mansion in beverly hills and a fucking huge apartment in Tokyo and a apartment in Osaka, just fuck around, travel alot, go on super expensive hotels and shit and only wear vidya shirts and look like a tard

I would spend the rest of my life building a self sustaining commune for frogposters to freely explore what life has to offer and promote disciplined, mindful,happy living. Without fear.

>>26367701
Buy a camper van and a plot of land somewhere in western Pennsylvania and recede from society.

>>26367701
I'd be at work, looking for a new welder for my garage.

>>26371654
get fucked, george soros

Buy every inch of land on my hill and the nearby gas stations

tear down everything including my house, rebuild my house with modern tech at the top, turn the hill into a peach orchard like it was decades ago. Live a comfy life turning my city into the peach capital of the world as best I could.

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Invest/be smart with a chunk of the money.
Move to Switzerland and be often traveling between there, Japan, and other places.
Marry Sumipe and pay Chiwa Saito to have a child for me.
Fuck a couple of other seiyuu as well.
Satisfy my fetishes and turn ons in general.
Build a couple nice music studios and try to expand or make musics scenes in different places.
Create and help others create various music.
Maybe start a small but quality music label(s)
In fact try to create and help others create all sorts of creative projects (fashion, art, vidya, animation, etc)
Help fund interesting projects on crowdfunding sites
Invest a bit in technologies that will push humanity towards a better future
Do various things to leave some sort of mark

Honestly? Same place. I'm not dumb enough to spend it all instantly.

>get a gorillion
>pay taxes on them instantly
>throw it all in bank
>buy my mom a nice car because I love her
>give my sisters some money
>fuck my dad he has enough money, but buy him a nice car too
>fuck you stepmom you get nothing you're a leech
>maybe buy some computer stuff

I'd have to fight off the hordes of all the past girls I went to school with suddenly pretending they cared about me and whatnot, though. I live in an upper middle class neighborhood already so I'm not that worried about crime.

>>26369268
This guy gets it.

I would probably collect stupidly expensive audio equipment instead of cars/bikes though. I would finally start that headphone collection I wanted when I was a kid.

Getting a philosophy degree without having to worry about its utility or cost sounds super comfy.

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>>26371625
don't be so sure

a lot of gibli stuff is based in reality

>>26370628
Why? If both girls are alright with it what's wrong with a polygamist relationship? I genuinely like, even love them both but know they'd reject something like that unless I was loaded

>jerk off
>eat
>play vidya
>jerk off
>intense 14 hr naps
p much same thing i do now
except also
>blow that dank

>>26367701
>move out of my mum's and fuck off to the other side of the country
>live alone in a half-decent, fairly cheap but comfy apartment/small house
>buy tonnes of weeb shit
>basically be melonpan
>travel around the world
>probably not get very far because of crippling anxiety
>eat, maybe get fat
>hire a prozzie to take my v
>wait until life gets mundane again
>at age 30-40 kill myself before middle-aged-ness really sets in
>either go to Dignitas or buy a gun and blow my brains out
>make sure I've either spent or destroyed all of my money before hand so no-one gets any, because devilish
>if possible make sure my body is completely destroyed so that no-one can give me a funeral or otherwise romanticise my remains

>>26367701
get a bigger house away from everyone and go completely NEET

Definitely blowing it all on cocaine and hookers in some cocaine-and-hookers-city

I'd go to Liberia or some other shit hole country and buy a bunch of guns and weapons and hire a few black water mercenaries, then I'd get one of the tribes under my control and train them into an army, then I'd say goodbye to the mercenaries and use my new soldiers to take over more tribes until I conquer the country. Once conquering the country, I'd act as chief executive and acquire large sums of money that make the powerball winnings look like pocket change. Then I'd leave the dumb niggers one day taking my fortune with me.
As for my fortune I'd probably move to Japan, or Lichtenstein, marry a qt there and live comfortably never having to work.

solicit, deceive, then lock all the r9k 'fembots' in a turkish sex dungeon

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>buy military surplus (collector)
>go across the US and explore woodlands/abandoned areas and whatnot
>go on little adventures all day
Live a cozy adventurer life

>>26368613
1. You sick Fuck
2. How much will 3 robots set me back?

I would be drinking the finest cambodian breast milk.

>>26376136
there are easier ways to contract HIV, you know

>>26376461
the finest, you pleb

hiring hugh jackman's personal trainer, getting cosmetic surgery, investing, and lots of traveling

>>26368613
Fuck you shoulda won senpai.

in SEA pretending to be an average student to find a qt who loves me from who i am

>>26367701
living a quiet life in a nice house with high speed internet

>>26370947
That's all you would do?

Same thing I do every night

Playing Elder Scrolls Online PvP

Just in a much nicer house with much nicer snacks and better weed

I'd still drink Miller Lite tho

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>>26367701
I'd be doing the same thing I'm doing now.

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>live in this house http://thesuiteworld.com/blog/modern-fortress-transforming-unique-home-safe-house-architecture/
>buy the highest tier pc i can and all consoles
>buy the biggest, best hdtv with the least amount of input lag around
>buy a 2016 top tier truck
>buy my mum & dad a new house + one car each
>buy the same fortress for my little brother
>live my life till i die as happy as i can be

I would buy a huge plot of land and fill it with all manner of live animals, grow ton of my own weed and cultivate my own shrooms.

Then buy an older bus and put couch, tv, pc, bed, kitchen stuff and all that shit inside instead and use it as a mobile home while exploring the wondrous world around me.

Then i would probably buy an older boat for 5-30k euro/USD and sail around the world for a bit.

living with my girlfriend and actually making her happy instead of daily feeling like a burden

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>>26377754
me too anon, me fuckin' too