My girlfriend has this adorable best friend she's known her entire life. I imagine I'd be railing them both with no rubber and just nutting off inside completely financially secure, and vacationing year round.
>>26367701 Honestly, I'd buy a villa on some pacific island and invest half of my money in low risk bonds so I could set up a company for my future generations. I would buy a ton of guns and shoot them for fun. I'd buy a yacht and some fast speedboats and jets kid and ride them around for fun. I'd hire a personal trainer and become a black belt. I'd get my pilots license and helicopter license and buy a helicopter. I'd have my friends over a couple times each year and throw a party. I'd also let a couple of my fitness live with me if they want. Provided that they help clean and grow food.
I'd build monasteries all over the world as refuges for NEETs/robots/wizards. Eventually I'd retire to a nice foresty plot of land in switzerland/southern Germany and every now and then I would go on a trip to see how my monasteries are going.
Buy a cargo seaplane, convert the cargo space into some kind of comfy RV, fly from tropical island to tropical island, landing on the water, staying away from civilization, and just chill with a few select friends.
>>26367701 I would invest and create a company dedicated to advancing sex robots.
I would create them and sell them to anyone who wanted one. But it would be geared toward men specifically. I eventually would create them for heterosexual women...but not for a while.
The goal would be to devalue Stacy and her sex appeal. To decrease her number of orbiters to near zero. To the point where even Chad could invest in a dutiful sex robot that is better than Stacy because it lacks a personality, instead only focusing on function. The end goal would be to utterly devastate the marketplace value of women and the stranglehold they have on the social contract. Once that was done work would begin on the artificial womb.
Whatever happens to society afterward is none of my concern.
Firstly, I'd move out into the country side on a ranch with qt wife who totally isn't married to me for the money and raise livestock or at least a keep petting zoo with goats and stuff.
Alternatively, move to a small town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and rent out an apartment for next to nothing then NEET it the fuck up for the rest of my life while going to bars on the weekends and visiting escorts with all the piles of money I've acquired.
>this will never be a reality >you will still continue to live your agonizing and depressed life
>>26367701 alone somewhere in a fairly large house with all my necessities and very little luxuries, besides maybe a private gym and some other things. I would budget it out such that I could use all of my money right around when I expect that I will die.
I would >Buy parents their dream house and maybe a one time lump payment, so they can retire a couple years early >Buy sisters a condo to share in my home city so they don't pay rent while in school; I would NOT support them, but make sure they are reasonably comfortable. >Buy condos in a few different places around the world to have bases to travel from >Move out of Canada and buy a home mansion in probably Oregan, maybe south Washington. >Buy a lot of bongs >Buy a couple cars to restore myself >Get a master's degree in philosophy at a leisurely pace
And just honestly hire some good financial managers/advisors to invest and save the rest for me. I'm not really the type of person to blow it all on exotic cars and whatnot. Give me an 80's buick GNX, a Subaru or two, and half a dozen motorcycles and I'm good for life.
>get a financial adviser I can trust and has experience with this kind of money >quit job, pay employer to give everyone at work a paid day off, courtesy of me >share with family and relatives, obviously >buy a bigger property and some new cars. Keep this house too just because I like it. >buy some fun shit like atv's and a boat I can spend days out on the water in. (People must call me Captain when they are on it, lol) >for charity, I will spend my money personally on charitable causes, I don't trust giving to for-profit charities >buy camera equipment and hire people and actors to make a movie and live my fantasy of being a movie director >fuck gold diggers non-stop. Let them think they even have a chance with me so they give me the best sex and attention they can possibly give me, and then dump them when I get bored after a week and get another one >start a company that develops vr technology and when it gets good, open up a business where friends can come in and play around in a special room with things that are calibrated to the headset. Hard to explain
Fucking tons of hot women, doesn't care if they don't really want me. Traveling europe but not as a disgusting hippie and fuck at least one girl in every country. Buying a house near a desolated beach and go there to relax. I don't really care about drugs I'd rather do a journey of spjritual discovery. And for last finish my career in a prestigious university, yes I would finish my studies, there's no point in being billionaire if you're a dumbfuck, also embarassing.
>>26367701 I'd just start buying steroids to get fucking massive. I wouldn't go out and fuck women though, I was never able to before and if I did now it would turn me into a different person. I like who I am which is a virgin cerebrotanic guy. Then I would buy land and build a house in some gun friendly state so I can squander money on firearms for practice and fun. So lets review, I would be a massive gun toting guy with a ton of land. In my house I would have a huge study, with lots of books. Not those shitty paperbacks I have now, I would have motherfucking hard cover books. And this study would have a ladder going around the books because the room would be really high so that I could fit all the books ever and I would never read them all. Then for another room I would put some computer stuff in there. I would get a really overkill rig. Instead of a harddrive I would get that PCI SSD which costs $10000. I would have a lab where I would make a shitton of DMT that I would never use up. Yeah it would be boss. Then I would start messaging my waifu and bribe her to come and love me.
>>26367701 By this time if I had that amount of money I'd be in an insane hooker/drug induced coma. My life would look the same as before but in reality I'd just be diving head first into the dark hole of my own addictions until my family finally found me Chris Farley style
>>26367701 Open up some franchise bullshit for steady income, upgrade to spacious apartment, buy home gym equipment + elliptical machine, eat way healthier now that I can afford it, lean bulk for the next yr.
I don't really need many things, but these are luxuries I cannot afford.
>>26367701 >I suppose my family will be looking for a new house now >but still looking so I will still be living in the attic >have a nice car now (old mini, or BMW E30) >ended college >perhaps travelling right now >would have bought a lot of new, fitted clothes
I doubt I would enjoy it though. I'd have to get nice and doped up to handle the plane flight, and once I got there I would probably spend all of my time in the hotel watching anime and shitposting on 2chan like a top-tier weeb. Add in some klonopin once every few hours to keep me sane.
Buy a small mansion in beverly hills and a fucking huge apartment in Tokyo and a apartment in Osaka, just fuck around, travel alot, go on super expensive hotels and shit and only wear vidya shirts and look like a tard
Buy every inch of land on my hill and the nearby gas stations
tear down everything including my house, rebuild my house with modern tech at the top, turn the hill into a peach orchard like it was decades ago. Live a comfy life turning my city into the peach capital of the world as best I could.
Invest/be smart with a chunk of the money. Move to Switzerland and be often traveling between there, Japan, and other places. Marry Sumipe and pay Chiwa Saito to have a child for me. Fuck a couple of other seiyuu as well. Satisfy my fetishes and turn ons in general. Build a couple nice music studios and try to expand or make musics scenes in different places. Create and help others create various music. Maybe start a small but quality music label(s) In fact try to create and help others create all sorts of creative projects (fashion, art, vidya, animation, etc) Help fund interesting projects on crowdfunding sites Invest a bit in technologies that will push humanity towards a better future Do various things to leave some sort of mark
Honestly? Same place. I'm not dumb enough to spend it all instantly.
>get a gorillion >pay taxes on them instantly >throw it all in bank >buy my mom a nice car because I love her >give my sisters some money >fuck my dad he has enough money, but buy him a nice car too >fuck you stepmom you get nothing you're a leech >maybe buy some computer stuff
I'd have to fight off the hordes of all the past girls I went to school with suddenly pretending they cared about me and whatnot, though. I live in an upper middle class neighborhood already so I'm not that worried about crime.
>>26367701 >move out of my mum's and fuck off to the other side of the country >live alone in a half-decent, fairly cheap but comfy apartment/small house >buy tonnes of weeb shit >basically be melonpan >travel around the world >probably not get very far because of crippling anxiety >eat, maybe get fat >hire a prozzie to take my v >wait until life gets mundane again >at age 30-40 kill myself before middle-aged-ness really sets in >either go to Dignitas or buy a gun and blow my brains out >make sure I've either spent or destroyed all of my money before hand so no-one gets any, because devilish >if possible make sure my body is completely destroyed so that no-one can give me a funeral or otherwise romanticise my remains
I'd go to Liberia or some other shit hole country and buy a bunch of guns and weapons and hire a few black water mercenaries, then I'd get one of the tribes under my control and train them into an army, then I'd say goodbye to the mercenaries and use my new soldiers to take over more tribes until I conquer the country. Once conquering the country, I'd act as chief executive and acquire large sums of money that make the powerball winnings look like pocket change. Then I'd leave the dumb niggers one day taking my fortune with me. As for my fortune I'd probably move to Japan, or Lichtenstein, marry a qt there and live comfortably never having to work.
>live in this house http://thesuiteworld.com/blog/modern-fortress-transforming-unique-home-safe-house-architecture/ >buy the highest tier pc i can and all consoles >buy the biggest, best hdtv with the least amount of input lag around >buy a 2016 top tier truck >buy my mum & dad a new house + one car each >buy the same fortress for my little brother >live my life till i die as happy as i can be
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