>Know nice, cute beta men who are attracted to me >Don't

>>26365940
>tfw no nasty gf

Last night, I splayed out in my empty bed then I fiddled with the hair around my anus in contentment.

>>26366080
Why does this make me so hard

>not doing all this whilst also having a bf

>take gigantic shit during period
>no more toilet paper
>use the driest part of a used sanitary pad instead

Recycling is good for the environment

>>26366275
Women are disgusting :( good thing I'm gay :)

Fuck it, I'm just going to show y'all what real women are like. stick to 2d.

>Crumbs in bra? Midnight snack
>Scrape vagina lips with fingernail. Sniff the smeg.
>Taught myself how to queef in rapid-fire
>Dutch-oven myself under the covers

>>26366360
i went down on a gal one time, she queefed in my face x3, are u her?

>>26366432

never had a bf. how did it smell?

Remember everyone, girls can't be robots!

>>26366481
>never had a bf. how did it smell?
can you be my gf please?

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>>26366360
>Dutchoven myself

Stop my fucking sides! I'm in class and had to plug my nose to stop my laugh from being heard an I just ended up crying.

>>26366080
fucking same why is that a thing people do
do boys do this too

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>>26366360
Jesus WHY are you so god awful DISGUSTING?!

>>26366360
>>Scrape vagina lips with fingernail and sniff the smeg
I really thought I was the only one. Thank fucking goodness.

Also I don't dutch oven myself, I just fart in my hand and smell it.

Do any other girls eat their boogers or am I just a freak

>>26367907
This is some straight up vile shit.

>>26367964
Nah. How else are you gonna get the smegma off? Tissues leave residue. And once it's on your figner, might as well smell it.

>>26368018
Have a shower??? Holy shit, women are disgusting.

>>26368044
Smegma still appears after you shower, friendo :)

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tfw no dirty gross hairy fembot gf who dutch ovens me

>>26368082
I wonder if it smells the same as male smegma

>>26368114
Males get smegma?? Holy shit. Does it come out of your dickhole?

>>26368181
accumulates between foreskin and glans

circumcised dudes don't get it.

>>26368181
Nah, it forms under the foreskin for men. But it only forms if you don't wash your dick for like a week.

>>26368221
>>26368204
Cool. Smegma shouldn't appear after a week, it appears all the time, it just builds up after a while if it's not washed off.

Once I didn't shower for four days and the smegma built up and dried around my clit and got stuck and I was in a lot of pain.

>>26368301
Can you be my gross gf please?

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This can't be real life. Like, holy shit this is some gross and vile shit. Fucking take a bath and learn some proper hygiene!