>Know nice, cute beta men who are attracted to me
>Don't do shit about it and neither do they
>go home alone, eat like a fatass, release farts at will, and never worry about shaving
life is good
Fuck it, I'm just going to show y'all what real women are like. stick to 2d.
>Crumbs in bra? Midnight snack
>Scrape vagina lips with fingernail. Sniff the smeg.
>Taught myself how to queef in rapid-fire
>Dutch-oven myself under the covers
Stop my fucking sides! I'm in class and had to plug my nose to stop my laugh from being heard an I just ended up crying.
Jesus WHY are you so god awful DISGUSTING?!
>>Scrape vagina lips with fingernail and sniff the smeg
I really thought I was the only one. Thank fucking goodness.
Also I don't dutch oven myself, I just fart in my hand and smell it.
tfw no dirty gross hairy fembot gf who dutch ovens me
Cool. Smegma shouldn't appear after a week, it appears all the time, it just builds up after a while if it's not washed off.
Once I didn't shower for four days and the smegma built up and dried around my clit and got stuck and I was in a lot of pain.
This can't be real life. Like, holy shit this is some gross and vile shit. Fucking take a bath and learn some proper hygiene!