>tfw no edgy normie-slayer bf

She knows that feel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVe6XdYuT-I

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>>26364376
>get edgy normie slayer bf
>he dies
dumb ass

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>>26364544
or gets sent to jail and then you send him letters and then he gets out and you have 5 kids on a farm

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Jon Nodtveidt (aged 31) shot and killed himself on August 13th, 2006. Swedish police found him in his apartment inside a circle of lit candles. It is believed that he killed himself because he felt he had achieved all that he could/was meant to in this life. According to some who actually knew him this was probably planned ever since he got out of jail.

>tfw no satanic suicide bf who doesnt need you at all

>>26364576
>tfw no gf who likes Dissection
>tfw i posted my skinny wrists once and you still didn't become my gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-uM6oDkw8c

>>26364601
will you kill yourself in your prime

>>26364614
That's all I've ever wanted to do and it has been my plan for the future for most of my life. Ideally a romantic suicide pact but that's difficult.

>>26364376
why do they suicide? why don't they keep living to see the hilarious results of normies raging?

>>26364766
Cause buba will rape them hard in prison. James Holmes Hole is probably as big as A quarter by now.

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>>26364376
>tfw no edgy normie-slayer bf
Probably because even the most socially inept, awkward, assburger's syndrome ridden edgelord won't stoop so low to fuck you.

Why do women hate civilization?