>>26363732 >get all the dogs with fever in the world >you will recieve the ability to walk on planes, same as every other human can >dimension will be a single singularity that your brain won't be able to even comprehend, much actually grab in hand and do something with
>>26363710 >get some random black parents >rest two are arbitary and subjective so you would get shitty job and shit future
>>26363713 >get 10 milion ping pong balls inside your house >granted >outside the rules
>>26363699 >get all charasteristics erased, become a plain souless human being with no emotions >talent at eating shit >outside the rules
>>26363754 >get a shotgun in the hands with words "you can do it" >nuke explodes deep beneath the continent, causing minor earthquakes now and there >gypsy life standards improve in the prison and their knowledge base improves by getting to know more about their species
>>26363756 >get 2 cents >you get whatever food you want every time you break two of your fingers >animals understand you, but can't talk back, nor do they care about you
>>26363767 >okay >you are bound to the same laws as genie, imprisoned in a lamp and forced to serve whoever is holding it >maybe you can save yourself though
>>26363867 doesn't matter, only beings that grant wishes are genies and by wishing to grant wishes, only solution how to not break the rules is to turn you into one of them. Either that or nothing would happen because "give me infinite wishes"/"give me magic wand that grants wishes" kind of wish is outside the rules.
>>26363880 >90% of society dies and you along with rest of "robots" die out on starvation few days later >your 3d self is squished into 2d, meaning you cannot percieve anything and are basically dead >your sane mind collapses from comprehending the universe
>>26363902 >your head explodes from the inability to accept all the data >8ball answers in ancient Sumerian >the human is batshit insane rambo that immediatelly beats you up
>>26363921 >your hair will instantly grow but its too thin to look good on you and every time you cut it it grows back over night >you get billion Iranian Rials (about five bucks) >you die at 37th minute of the next hour
Absolute power Genius IQ For both of these wishes to be interpreted how I intended them to be. If you try and spin this any other way after the disclaimer you're just admitting you've lost because you have no other alternative but to ignore the disclaimer.
This genie fucking sucks so here are my wishes: 1. Genie will feel the combined pain that all living things have felt since the beginning of the universe. 2. Genie will admit it sucks. 3. Genie will kill itself.
>>26364010 >your penis is now almost square shaped >you will get streched, but your spinal joints will no longer touch each other and you will have to spend rest of your life in a wheelchair to not die >your luck will become legendary, and you will be pressed by society and pretty girls to do something stupidly dangerous, in which you will hit the 10% and die.
>>26363654 1) ability to travel to any spot in the past, the present and the future 2) shape-shifting and all that it entails(shifting to a younger body would lower my biological age thus making me "immortal" this even heals wounds, cancer, exhaustion etc) 3) ability to fully understand literally anything I put my mind to(arts, software, science, manual labour, drive any vehicle etc)
>>26364032 >granted, but your sudden increase in wealth will attract all your family and aquintances and later the interest of police and you will get arrested for suspection of illegal business >you speak it well but can't understand a word >get the perfect healthy dog body
>>26364021 I would shake this off as outside the rules but i like the challenge >unable to control newly gained power you destroy whole Earth in a moments flash and when you try to bring it back, you can never recreate it nearly good enough from your memory >your high iq allows you to understand every rule of the universe, but whenever you think about them with your absolute power, you change a few of them >they are interpreted accurately, only thing thats wrong is how you yourself use those wishes (thats the best i can say without knowing what is your actual interpretation)
First wish would have to be the destruction and end in the most finite meaning of the word of everything in every form of existence and non-existence instantaneously. A conclusion, a halting of all that is or ever could have been. Done, gone, erased. I'll spend my last moment getting warm tingles all through my body, goosbumps and smile feeling the truest form of happiness that ever was.
Call me what you will. Edgy, edgelord, give me it all because trust me I've heard it all and far far worse. Not a teen, not struggling with petty bullshit. You won't find a truer definition of wizard/pariah than what I am and that one dream/wish has not and will never fade in my mind.
>>26364091 >throughout all the pain of all living beings, the genie has reached a nirvana of peace >genie because a being ascended above all earthly genders and is okay with sucking >old genie's self died, but a new, ascended one has risen
>>26364110 >you gain the ability to take a bus to any place 1 second in the past, present or 1 second in the future >when you try to shapeshift into an animal, your brain will deteriorate and you will forget all your human memories and live the rest of the life as the animal >you understand everything you see, never gaining peace in mind, always having it filled with billions and billions of little details about every little thing that crosses your mind
>wish to be a famous musician >wish to have shape shifting abilities to dictate what occurs inside and outside my body (eg: eradicate illness or alter appearance and age) >wish to have the ability to dictate the actions and thought patterns of others.
>>26364237 you should just kill yourself, everything ceases to exist when you die, as your perception of what happens around you dies with you. same outcome with less causalities, and you dont need a wish, you can just shoot yourself.
>>26364227 >you can't open the box >you became a plain human being with no emotions or charasteristics whatsoever >outside the rules
>>26364237 >you become a time outside of time, living in one moment that is eternity, watching all the existence be built and crumble in the very same nanosecond >you will realize humans are happy living in this one tiny moment in the endless voids of eternity >you will realize how sad you are to live alone in the void
>>26364295 >5 cents >you will grow a horn >you can go back, but you remain your current self, without any chance to intervene with your past self, as that would disrupt the future and your encounter with the genie
>>26364398 When i was in High school, it was really lame to like Silverchair because they were thought of as a band for teenyboppers. I always enjoyed them though. I saw them at homebush with Everclear when I was probably 15. I'm the opposite to you, I'm pretty passe on their later stuff, but frogstomp is a fucking good rock album, particularly for 15 year old boys.
>>26364317 >you will get famous as one of the retard fuck ups in singing contest, when you farted super loud while trying to sing beethovens symphony >one sneaky thought about how would it be if your heart stopped will kill you in an instant >you will turn all your family and close friends into mindless zombies
first wish: wishes are exactly how i envisioned it and there are no ironic backfires or unintended consequences second wish: live as finn from adventure time third wish: live forever (deadpool-regeneration style) but always have the ability to die on my own command
Posting an image of a guy and girl kissing as an attempt to trigger me based on your assumption that my strife has anything to do with something so petty. Then again the term robot is just a tumblr meme and this board is full of good charlotte fans.
I wouldn't and couldn't ever kill myself. I'm far to valuable. The whole point of the wish is to cease all that is, not to destroy the only perfection while leaving the abomination to fester.
>be incredibly smart at all fields, maths, physics, chemistry, art, literature, social skills, etc. >have a nice aesthetic face (flawless skin, hot, etc) >be overall happy. But still having the ability to feel sad once in a while.
>can wish for any amount of wealth >using second wish to make this wealth completely free from suspicion >choose a relatively low number
Come on son, the fuck are you gonna do with three billion? You could wish for 50 trillion and it wouldn't make a difference after your first wish. Don't you want to be able to buy and sell entire nations?
for all my wishes to be granted like I intend them including this one
physics-breaking shapeshifting that allows me to generate mass out of nothing, create impossible materials, divide myself in several parts, have a non-physical consciousness and turn into/create something where I have no idea of the underlying physical structure, like a computer, and all this with ease and instinctively
legendary artistic mastery of all current and future forms of art
valid and constant opportunities to carry out over the top violence, including but not limited to murder, freely so as to prove that I'm not an inexperienced, privileged pussy
FAR more traumatic past, present and future for the same reason as last wish, including extreme bodily and mental harm systematically done to me by another, countless murders done by my hand (I've estimated that preferably over 100, maybe 200 individual murders need to be done by me alone with at least 10-20 of them taking place within the span of one hour), etc.
I've been wishing for every single one of these since I was about 10. No, I won't shoot up a school or ann hiro. Or, I don't really discount the an hero part since it might just have to happen if this stuff doesn't happen to me soon. I want the murders to happen because I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. People will just call me a coward and say it wasn't that bad if I imposed the situation upon myself. I work at an abattoir as a slaughterer, and have been since 18 to try and make up for the things I haven't had to go through, although I really wish I could have been doing so years before that, but they don't allow minors to be employed there. kek at the sheer motivational difference between the first wish and the rest of them double kek at these dubs I'm gonna get and the fact that I wrote an entire blog post. Just trying to provide detail and insight so that the genie doesn't think I'm meming
>I wish that I were born as a girl >I wish that I didn't have asperger's syndrome >I wish that my parents made me do stuff when I was a kid instead of letting me sit in my room playing violent video games and watching Al-Qaeda execution videos
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