>tfw virgin roastie life is pure hell

can i use your flaps to make spackle art

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How busted are you down there?

Are we talking Little lips or full blown Arby's?

>>26361843
you would still need a soul to get into hell, roastie

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You could literally go out to a bar today and change that, it's not an issue and you know it. You're just made Chad won't take your delicate little flower.

>>26361865
post pics for reference

I wanna fuck you but only if you're in Pennsylvania or New Jersey

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>>26361890
Here's an outie that's not too bad

>>26361908
similar but mine is not pink and wrinklier

>>26361908
roasties need to fold those skin flaps back in their pants and keep them there

>>26361893
whats the matter too fat to move past new jersey?

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>>26361922
>mine is not pink
Come again?

If you're not fat then there are other desirable aspects of you.

>>26361943
it's not pink

i'm white but it's like poop down there

>>26361965
>>26361943
actually kinda half pink half poop

Most people don't care about it.

>>26361935
I don't own a car and I wouldn't take public transport for some jank ass pussy

I want to use your roast for warmth

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>>26361965
You've clearly offended some deity in a past life.

>>26361991
oh yeah? and I don't care about most people -_-

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>>26361965
>>26361980
You wonder sometimes how many mistakes god can have.

>>26361994
get your lazy fat neet ass in here boy

>>26361994
but anywhere in NJ and PA is fine? does your mommy drive you around those

>>26362037
I'd use my moped obviously

>>26362048
no thanks i am not a gay man

>>26361843
Might as well just go out there and get fucked by BBCs, since you've got a vagina that already looks like it anyway. I'm holding out for a virgin to share my first time with but as far as I'm concerned a virgin that's a roastie doesn't even count. This is as close as it gets to the female equivalent of a micropenis.

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>>26362018
so profound. . .it's scary.

>>26362057
so a small penis cant be a virgin?

I want to bundle up in your roastie sleeves like pigs in a blanket. I'll be your little piggy sausage and when you try to remove me I will climb into your pussy like a pink little marsupial and force myself into your uterus and die there and rot and rot and rot away your uterus and rot you from inside out and then one day it'll all come splashing out onto the floor in a big brackish pile of sewage and the dogs will come and pick away your little baby sausage.

>>26361843
yea? Imagine being a 27 years old virgin male. I literally have no chance left.

i rather be physically elite in every way aside from vagina flaps than be a male who is <6'

>>26361843
>woman
>complaining about being a virgin
Why are you alive and posting here? You could be killing yourself right now!

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Don't fret, Roastie, most men don't give a shit about how busted up your Chad hole is. Most dudes are just looking for a warm, most hole at the end of the night.

If you want a confidence booster, go to /s/ and look at what qualifies as a pretty pussy.

>>26362102
that wasnt the point idiot

>>26362136
Nobody cares about your vaginal flaps, just end it.

>>26362117
What's it have the most of though?

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT ROASTIE

>>26361843
>tfw I actually like roasties and dark labia more than what is considered "pretty"

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>>26362588
A present for my meat flap friend.

>>26362816
I really like this.
>tfw no gf with ruined holes

>tfw no roastie toastie gf from the east coastie to boastie postie about on r9k

Just how ugly do you have to be as a woman tobe vigin? Do you look like a horror movie monster?

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>you will never wrap yourself in a girls roast like a blanket to keep warm at night

what's the point

I don't mind roastie if you're japanese
Chad here btw, any time, any place, ill come nut inside
But if you're white, fuck off whore

BE
MY
GIRLFRIEND

XOXOXOXOXO