How busted are you down there?
Are we talking Little lips or full blown Arby's?
You could literally go out to a bar today and change that, it's not an issue and you know it. You're just made Chad won't take your delicate little flower.
You've clearly offended some deity in a past life.
You wonder sometimes how many mistakes god can have.
Might as well just go out there and get fucked by BBCs, since you've got a vagina that already looks like it anyway. I'm holding out for a virgin to share my first time with but as far as I'm concerned a virgin that's a roastie doesn't even count. This is as close as it gets to the female equivalent of a micropenis.
so profound. . .it's scary.
I want to bundle up in your roastie sleeves like pigs in a blanket. I'll be your little piggy sausage and when you try to remove me I will climb into your pussy like a pink little marsupial and force myself into your uterus and die there and rot and rot and rot away your uterus and rot you from inside out and then one day it'll all come splashing out onto the floor in a big brackish pile of sewage and the dogs will come and pick away your little baby sausage.
Don't fret, Roastie, most men don't give a shit about how busted up your Chad hole is. Most dudes are just looking for a warm, most hole at the end of the night.
If you want a confidence booster, go to /s/ and look at what qualifies as a pretty pussy.
A present for my meat flap friend.
>you will never wrap yourself in a girls roast like a blanket to keep warm at night
what's the point