I got invited to go clubbing tonight by a friend. First time leaving my house in years. How do I make the best of this and not fuck this up?
That ass doesn't look good to me. I used to like it a couple years ago but now it looks unhealthy.... like she's had implants or something. The size of the ass compared to her legs.. something is off.
Don't pressure yourself to be amazing if it's been that long since you've been out and about. You're not going to blast any poosee or even have all that much fun, but just going out and bein urself is enough for the time being.
>first time leaving house in years
>wants to go to some shitty overpriced bar full of normies "dancing" to blaring electroshit/top plebty songs
why would you do this to yourself? go to a brew/gastro pub instead, get yourself a local beer and a juicy burger, then just chill and people watch for a bit. maybe strike up a conversation with someone who seems receptive
This is going to sound like basic mother-tier advice, but never underestimate the importance of a solid meal before going out.
If you drink on an empty stomach it's just going to lead to you:
>doing stupid shit
>saying stupid shit
>waking up the next day not being able to remember anything
>having bad anxiety attacks because you can't remember whether you made a fool of yourself or not
Also, I wouldn't overestimate the importance of going out. It's a normal thing to do for normies, but for you it's going to be a new thing. Don't think you have to have an incredible night as all that will lead to is disappointment; just go with the flow.
Same rules apply to women - don't go out thinking you're going to get laid and making that your sole focus of the night. Women at clubs have men all over them, it's refreshing for them to see someone who isn't bothering them and is just having a good time.
I have a vague suspicion that Nigger Minaj's butt is fake as well