i fucked a female dalmatiner in her heat, cum'ed deep inside her pussy while she licked my face, i told her later i call back. but i never did
You know, coming into these makes me feel like such a fucking outcast. Too fucked for real life, too sane for 4chan.
The worst thing I do is imagining fucking my cute friend from school, and most of the time I'm just eating her out.
>Imagining eating a girl out
What the fuck man? This isn't even bad, but it still weirds me out.
I cheated on a girlfriend with some disgusting fat whore with braces. Worst part was I was super coked out and drink as fuck so I just ended up embarrassing myself and passing out in my bed. She left right after
She's super cute, and I bet she has a cute pussy.
I feel like such a piece of shit every time I see her, but I just want to kiss her thighs and her neck
I don't know what but it's something about her face that makes me want to pound her asshole out and blow my load in it. She has some pretty god tier tits too...shame about the roastie though. I wish she'd go full camwhore...I need to see what that asshole looks like familia.
>he hasn't seen what she look like lately
She's not doing a very good job at looking like or being a "man" when she's still getting nude on Skype calls and getting knocked up by 40 yr olds and shit nigga. Like I said, I'd be willing to take her to pound town if it meant getting a shot at that asshole bruh.
When I'm fapping and about to cum I think about blowing my load inside my 7 year old niece and shoot ropes.
I paid a girl who claimed to be 18 ~$300 to spend the night at my house and let me do whatever I wanted to her.
It happened. I want to do it again but I have no money to survive even really. I am a kissless handholdless virgin except for that night where I paid a whore my life savings.
She claimed 18 and everything around that claim seemed reasonable, there were no signs I could see to say she wasn't, but she looked 16 or something and acted sort of less mature than 18, except in the sense that she was a completely immodest literal prostitute.
It was so easily the best night I've ever had. I wish I weren't such a fucking poorfag.
Wouldn't be the first time.
>Got /fit/ and tried to look good by the end of high school hoping to get a gf
>tfw no gf
>Mom instead starts noticing my changes and starts with compliments but goes on to flirting and touching
>Got drunk and made out during prom I didn't go to because tfw no gf
>Both a little weirded out and withdraw for awhile as things are uncomfortable between us
>Come summertime back to where we were and go on to bang for the first time on a vacation trip
>Continue a relationship for another two years about till I leave for college
The whole thing was based on physical attraction so it's not like we fell in love or anything like that. Just making each other feel good.
To be totally honest, I actually like outies.
You mean I'm not a deviant predisposed to liking blown out girls?
A girl can be not a slut and still have cute external lips, right?
>A girl can be not a slut and still have cute external lips, right?
Yes yes anon... Now get yourself a qt outie gf. It's not like her pussy has had numerous loads of Jamal's cum in it!
Like what first time we boned?
>In hotel room on vacation
>Gonna head out for the day so shower
>Sitting in bed watching tv when mom comes out after
>We're checking each other out and realize it
>She comes over and does a little strip tease before getting in bed with me
>Macking, fondling, and end up in position to bang
>She makes the effort and takes me in
>Mind blowing feeling and just try to experience it for awhile before going at it
>We get into fucking but it's my first time so don't last long
>Pull out and cum on her stomach
>Some easy afterplay laying in bed together
Need to clarify that by this point making out and foreplay was something we'd done a good few times already so it's not like we just randomly started fucking. It took us awhile to move into it.
>about 13 years old
>home alone and bored as fuck
>wondering around my moms room opening drawers and looking around
>found my moms dildo
>was kinda slimy and smelled weird
>she must have used it recently and not cleaned it
>the smell alone has made me diamonds
>can't help myself
>drop to the floor
>start jacking it like i've never jacked it before
>smelling it, eventually taste it
>tastes really good
>cum hard, it gets on wardrobe
>still licking and smelling it
>eventually all that's left is the taste of the silicone or whatever
>clean up my cum with my shirt
There's nothing wrong with wanting to warm your roastie friend up before she meets Chad for her daily dicking, anon.
It's a friend's job.
i like stealing younger boys pantsu, i've stolen undies from friends and family, most of the time i fap into them at the house i steal them from and keep them in my bag/pocket and once i get home i clean them and add them to my collection
I fucked a fat black ftm.
I sucked on his clit and ate him out for like 30 minutes. We 69'd and I blew in his mouth. Cuddled and made out for a little bit then he went down on me, felt really great since he had a tongue piercing.
I asked if he was okay with getting fucked in his pussy, I dunno I never been with a transguy before. He said yeah and I started with a condom but I wasn't feeling it. He looked back at me and asked if I wanted to fuck him bare so I went for it since I've never fucked a chick without a condom. It was totally worth it but I guess I was kind of embarrassed with what my family would think and he had a kid so couldn't host a lot and we lived far apart from each other.
There's a lot of dead birds, near a road where I live, pretty far out into the country. Sometimes I'll walk along, put a few in a bag and take them home. Then, I'll break their bones, and rip their feathers while wearing gloves, then chuck them into the stream.
Tried to get rid of a dog once, by feeding it lots of chocolate too. Didn't work.
When I was 13 I used to go to my little sister's room when she wasn't there, dress up a pillow with her panties and shirt and masturbate into it.
Probably lowest I've gone.
I get the dead animal thing but that's not okay to do to an animal that's alive you should try and find a way to repress this better or this will turn from an awful use of expression to a lifestyle and morale basis that you'll learn to eventually hate or love yourself for having. Just know shit will hit the fan if anybody finds out besides ur 4chang friends.
My Nigga. I know exactly what videos youre talking about. All of them are amazing
>first time having sex
>put it in her
>finish after 10 seconds
>a week later the whole school is making fun of me because my gf told everybody I had a small dick and came quickly
Then I retired from social life
>not knowing who Jessie ''brain slushie'' Slaughter is
Jesus fucking Christ
You would be very sick if it were e. Coli. If you ate raw meat, it is more likely you have parasitic worms. If you start feeling weak, go to a doctor immediately because you may become anemic and die.
I tried to fuck my dog in the ass once because I was young and saw my dogs humping. my mom walked in on me and hit me and then I hit the dog.
but the most degenerate thing i've ever done?
gave some innocent pseudo-chad that never did drugs a bunch of coke and sat idly by as he robbed a bunch of sorority girls blind before getting kicked out of a costume party.