most degeneret thing you did

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You know, coming into these makes me feel like such a fucking outcast. Too fucked for real life, too sane for 4chan.

The worst thing I do is imagining fucking my cute friend from school, and most of the time I'm just eating her out.

>>26359391
worse then hitler

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>>26359391
>Imagining eating a girl out
What the fuck man? This isn't even bad, but it still weirds me out.

I cheated on a girlfriend with some disgusting fat whore with braces. Worst part was I was super coked out and drink as fuck so I just ended up embarrassing myself and passing out in my bed. She left right after

I jacked off to Jessie Slaughter's nudes and blew my load at the thought of impregnating her with my thick spunk

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>>26359468
She's super cute, and I bet she has a cute pussy.

I feel like such a piece of shit every time I see her, but I just want to kiss her thighs and her neck

>>26359501
I don't know what but it's something about her face that makes me want to pound her asshole out and blow my load in it. She has some pretty god tier tits too...shame about the roastie though. I wish she'd go full camwhore...I need to see what that asshole looks like familia.

>>26359739
dude she's a seventeen year old "man" now

Used to wank to (vanilla) yiff/clop when I first discovered 4chan and /b/. Also took some creepshots

>>26359770
>he hasn't seen what she look like lately

She's not doing a very good job at looking like or being a "man" when she's still getting nude on Skype calls and getting knocked up by 40 yr olds and shit nigga. Like I said, I'd be willing to take her to pound town if it meant getting a shot at that asshole bruh.

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>>26359314
When I'm fapping and about to cum I think about blowing my load inside my 7 year old niece and shoot ropes.

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>>26359529
>I bet she has a cute pussy

I paid a girl who claimed to be 18 ~$300 to spend the night at my house and let me do whatever I wanted to her.

It happened. I want to do it again but I have no money to survive even really. I am a kissless handholdless virgin except for that night where I paid a whore my life savings.

Gave my mom the dick for awhile. Pretty degenerate but she's just as much to blame.

>>26360407
You know what you must do anon. Greentext.

>>26359810
>Also took some creepshots
The real question is will you deliver?

>>26360390
she was younger ?

I can literally only whack it to trap porn. this site has fucking ruined me.

>>26359314
>in macys dressing room with polo shirt
>fingering my butt hole while masturbating
>came on shirt
>wipe finger
>wad it up and toss it in corner
>fast walk out of store

>>26360509
Nah, its 2AM over here. Gonna sleep soon. Sorry mate

>>26360518
She claimed 18 and everything around that claim seemed reasonable, there were no signs I could see to say she wasn't, but she looked 16 or something and acted sort of less mature than 18, except in the sense that she was a completely immodest literal prostitute.

It was so easily the best night I've ever had. I wish I weren't such a fucking poorfag.

>>26360472
Wouldn't be the first time.

>Got /fit/ and tried to look good by the end of high school hoping to get a gf
>tfw no gf
>Mom instead starts noticing my changes and starts with compliments but goes on to flirting and touching
>Got drunk and made out during prom I didn't go to because tfw no gf
>Both a little weirded out and withdraw for awhile as things are uncomfortable between us
>Come summertime back to where we were and go on to bang for the first time on a vacation trip
>Continue a relationship for another two years about till I leave for college

The whole thing was based on physical attraction so it's not like we fell in love or anything like that. Just making each other feel good.

Naked Bike Ride in Portland OR.

So many boobs, so many dicks.

>>26360674
nigger greentext that shit

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>>26360223
To be totally honest, I actually like outies.

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>>26361378
>like outies.
you're not alone

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>>26361467
You mean I'm not a deviant predisposed to liking blown out girls?

A girl can be not a slut and still have cute external lips, right?

>>26361505
>A girl can be not a slut and still have cute external lips, right?

Yes yes anon... Now get yourself a qt outie gf. It's not like her pussy has had numerous loads of Jamal's cum in it!

t. Roastie

Gangbang

Wasn't easy to cum surrounded by gross old dudes

But I did anyway

>>26361505
I wouldn't really call them cute, but I always wondered how it'd feel like to fuck them, like roastfucking instead of titfucking. and it is deviant

>>26359391
You eat roasts?
WHY

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>>26361584
I don't, I imagine doing it.

>>26361356
Like what first time we boned?

>In hotel room on vacation
>Gonna head out for the day so shower
>Sitting in bed watching tv when mom comes out after
>We're checking each other out and realize it
>She comes over and does a little strip tease before getting in bed with me
>Macking, fondling, and end up in position to bang
>She makes the effort and takes me in
>Mind blowing feeling and just try to experience it for awhile before going at it
>We get into fucking but it's my first time so don't last long
>Pull out and cum on her stomach
>Some easy afterplay laying in bed together

Need to clarify that by this point making out and foreplay was something we'd done a good few times already so it's not like we just randomly started fucking. It took us awhile to move into it.

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>about 13 years old
>home alone and bored as fuck
>wondering around my moms room opening drawers and looking around
>found my moms dildo
>was kinda slimy and smelled weird
>she must have used it recently and not cleaned it
>the smell alone has made me diamonds
>can't help myself
>drop to the floor
>start jacking it like i've never jacked it before
>smelling it, eventually taste it
>tastes really good
>cum hard, it gets on wardrobe
>still licking and smelling it
>eventually all that's left is the taste of the silicone or whatever
>clean up my cum with my shirt

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>>26361605
God you're such a fucking slut....

Jerked off a doge jej

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>>26361671
There's nothing wrong with wanting to warm your roastie friend up before she meets Chad for her daily dicking, anon.

It's a friend's job.

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i like stealing younger boys pantsu, i've stolen undies from friends and family, most of the time i fap into them at the house i steal them from and keep them in my bag/pocket and once i get home i clean them and add them to my collection

>>26359314
I fap to an animated horse destroying lara croft's pussy. I blow volcanoes to that shit

Fap almost exclusively to 2d, furshit, and even clop.

>>26361605
Because a nice one is delicious, you fucking virgin faggot.

>>26361948
Mah fellow degenerate person of color

>>26360390
And worth every nickle, brother. Regret nothing.

>>26361541
Sorry Anon, it feels just like any other pussy, there is no difference when you are fucking.

I fucked a fat black ftm.

I sucked on his clit and ate him out for like 30 minutes. We 69'd and I blew in his mouth. Cuddled and made out for a little bit then he went down on me, felt really great since he had a tongue piercing.

I asked if he was okay with getting fucked in his pussy, I dunno I never been with a transguy before. He said yeah and I started with a condom but I wasn't feeling it. He looked back at me and asked if I wanted to fuck him bare so I went for it since I've never fucked a chick without a condom. It was totally worth it but I guess I was kind of embarrassed with what my family would think and he had a kid so couldn't host a lot and we lived far apart from each other.

>>26359739
>>26359770
Anyone remember her AMA on here, /r9k/, through some tripslut like a year or two ago?

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There's a lot of dead birds, near a road where I live, pretty far out into the country. Sometimes I'll walk along, put a few in a bag and take them home. Then, I'll break their bones, and rip their feathers while wearing gloves, then chuck them into the stream.

Tried to get rid of a dog once, by feeding it lots of chocolate too. Didn't work.

Did some illegal stuff with an underage boy. Now I'm a sex offender.

>>26359314
The worst recent thing I did that I can remember was I went through my girlfriends mom's phone to see if she had any nudes.

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>>26359314
>misspelling degenerate
Fucking sickening

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>>26359314

When I was 13 I used to go to my little sister's room when she wasn't there, dress up a pillow with her panties and shirt and masturbate into it.

Probably lowest I've gone.

>>26359501
Link to photos? Who is she?

>>26362344
I get the dead animal thing but that's not okay to do to an animal that's alive you should try and find a way to repress this better or this will turn from an awful use of expression to a lifestyle and morale basis that you'll learn to eventually hate or love yourself for having. Just know shit will hit the fan if anybody finds out besides ur 4chang friends.

>>26361607
Any porn star she looks similar too?

>>26362498
Sorry man, don't watch porn that much.

>>26362563
What about actress?

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>>26361849
My Nigga. I know exactly what videos youre talking about. All of them are amazing

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>>26362207
That whole post fucked me up

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>first time having sex
>put it in her
>finish after 10 seconds
>a week later the whole school is making fun of me because my gf told everybody I had a small dick and came quickly
Then I retired from social life

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>>26362460
>not knowing who Jessie ''brain slushie'' Slaughter is

Jesus fucking Christ

>>26359391
I had a dream tonight where I was eating a girl out, felt good.

I used to hump my cat.

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>>26361731
I WILL FUCKING END YOU WEAKLING KEK!!!

>>26359314
I think I gave myself e coli on purpose
I really should go to the doctor but everyone keeps complimenting me on loosing weight

>>26363614
Someone please reply I'm kind of scared

>>26363708
You would be very sick if it were e. Coli. If you ate raw meat, it is more likely you have parasitic worms. If you start feeling weak, go to a doctor immediately because you may become anemic and die.

I got a job as stripper.

But I think is not so bad now after reading this thread.

>>26363151
The consequences will never be the same.

Put a tranny's cock in my mouth for all of 5 seconds and I like to eat my gf's ass

That's about it

>>26359391
>Too fucked for real life, too sane for 4chan.
Feels bad man

>>26363708
What did you do? By the way everyone has E. Coli in their digestive system, only a few strains are harmful. Do you have diarrhea?

I tried to fuck my dog in the ass once because I was young and saw my dogs humping. my mom walked in on me and hit me and then I hit the dog.
but the most degenerate thing i've ever done?
gave some innocent pseudo-chad that never did drugs a bunch of coke and sat idly by as he robbed a bunch of sorority girls blind before getting kicked out of a costume party.