>I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU LAZY FUCK. EIGHTEEN FUCKING

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>>26357667

>mfw I have $60,000 saved up from wagecucking
>mfw I have prepared myself for this day

Heh, I'll never be a normie like you mom

>>26357667
>Take this mom!
*rapes*

>>26357667
shit man.. it just hit me that this is me if i don't get into any colleges
>34 ACT
>2.3 GPA

>>26357873
How do you get a 2.3 GPA?

>>26357873
>34 ACT
You'll get into plenty of colleges m8
Maybe not the best ones, but a lot of decent options

>>26357667
That ponytail guy looks almost exactly like a guy I used to hang out with.

>>26357667
>eighteen

I'd kill to be a not skinny-fat and not-balding 18 year old again

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Pro-tip: Use manipulation to get your way back into the house.

Leave the house to stay with a friend or hang out at the library or something. Later that night text something mysterious and suicidal-ish like "no matter what happens it's not your fault. i love you mom".

Guaranteed to work unless you've completely burned your bridges.

>>26357717
This. My parents never pushed me. It's probably one of the main reasons why I ended up this way. They were far, far to lax.

I think they'd rather keep me as a tax write-off than see me move out.

>>26357717
At least they would've been motivated to get shit done with their lives.

>>26358000
I used to look like that