>tfw mormon family >tfw guaranteed wife feelsgoodman

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More like guaranteed wives. Then you have to listen to all of them cunting at you all day and teaming up to pull your strings like puppetmasters.

Yes I know that's not a thing anymore; I just wanted to make a polygamy joke

>>26357284
We do have some FLDS near us so that could be a possibility. And btw, Mormon wives don't talk back lol, they're taught to be submissive.

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>>26357207
>crushing hard on a mormon girl
>take her out on 2 dates
>she's going on a mission and doesn't want a relationship right now

Fucking Utah.

nothing in life is guaranteed. you could die tomorrow, you could die today!

>>26357325
Go on a mission too desu senpai, just join the church you don't have to buy into it. Although, getting your own planet would be pretty rad.

>>26357370
Problem is I don't have 10k saved up for the sole purpose of going on a mission. Plus if I did have 10k I would use it for other things rather than waste 2 years of my life.

>>26357284
That wasn't really a joke though, it was just predictable complaining about women with no punchline.

>>26357420
I know, I got a chuckle anon.

You did good, sport. Let's go get some ice cream.

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>no secular arranged marriages
>no secular commitment to never getting divorced

>>26357405
the church and my family said if I wanted to go they would pay for mine, nigga. I'm lucky.