More like guaranteed wives. Then you have to listen to all of them cunting at you all day and teaming up to pull your strings like puppetmasters.
Yes I know that's not a thing anymore; I just wanted to make a polygamy joke
>crushing hard on a mormon girl
>take her out on 2 dates
>she's going on a mission and doesn't want a relationship right now
>no secular arranged marriages
>no secular commitment to never getting divorced