Time to get ready for bed, wagecuck. Schlomo won't appreciate

It's Mardi Gras where I am fuck face

>>26355870
But i start work at 3pm

>>26355870
Schlomo is in the hospital for a blood clot and left me in charge.

>>26355870
>mfw independent contractor selling telecom and alarm services
>essentially self employed
>>set my own hours
>>unlimited earning potential
>No longer triggered by these threads

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>>26355870
>tfw I took off today and still didn't do fucking shit all.

guess it's time for bed.

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>>26355870
You won't be singing that tune for long, OP. Every NEETs day of reckoning comes.

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>>26355870
>tfw manipulate the human pawns even as I slumber
Who else /grandmaster/ here?

How do I get autism bux I actually can't get a job so I don't mind having to prove that I've been applying

>>26356316
>have to talk to another human being to apply for autismbux
That's how they screw ya

>>26355870
if your neet how will you

Chill' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shoot some b-ball outside of the school

>>26355870
Tell me about yourself.

Do you live with your parents? How do they feel about you refusing to get a job and having to leech off of them for everything?

He actually doesn't care if I'm late

rosengold's yacht isn't going to buy itself

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>>26355870
This is good advice. Wagecucks had better take it lest they be fired.

Got the DVD boxsets of Futurama and The Office.

Today is about to get comfy.

>>26359509
b.t.w. Does anyone have any comfy snack ideas?

>>26357461
>work for 2 months
>save all of the money
>NEET for a year
>parents fine wih it

>>26359543
I'm thinking about buying a bag of paprika potato chips and something to dip them in, vanilla yogurt would do nicely.

Of course, actually buying it would mean I'd have to leave my room so it's probably not happening any time soon.

>>26359509
i have the 24 boxset i got for christmas, never seen it before

there's like 200 episodes

wagecucks BTFO

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>Wagecucks will actually defend this

>>26359617
are you me? where did you work?

>>26359708
I think if I were a wageslave, I'd be too exhausted from the week to do anything different on the weekend.

I'd just lay on my bed, browsing the internet which is exactly what I do at the moment, except all day every day and I can sleep whenever I get tired.

Seriously what's the point?

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>tfw fired today for oversleeping
I almost made it guys

It's 1:30am and I just woke up.

>>26355870
That would explain why this board slowing down atm

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>>26355870
This means staying up would be a mistake and Schlomo would have to demote or (gasp) even fire you, wagie. Whether it's Mardi Gras or not doesn't matter, if your boss decides to need you today.