Why aren't you lucid dreaming right now, robots? You could

>>26353461

because i don't need to dream to do that.

>>26353461
Actually tried a couple times to learn how to do it but I could never pull it off.

Anybody have any good guides/advice for it?

>>26353461
I fancy a nap now desu. How fast can you learn to do it?

>>26353538
Dont do it while going to sleep, it wont happen.
Instead set an alarm some hours before you have to wake up and try then

Lucid dreaming is not real, anon.

>>26353506
fuck off normie

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>>26353461
Nice OP, Dictaphone's Lament is one of the best songs ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nCtPJUyolE

Lucid dreaming is just a meme.

If I had the patience and motivation to lucid dream I would probably have a gf to kiss anyway.

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>>26353461
I really enjoy dreaming, and have been having pretty vivid, cool dreams lately, but I'm kinda too lazy to memorize and write down my dreams, and that's the main key to lucid dreaming, sadly.
Also my memory sucks.

>>26353538
Sleep at an odd hour that you really shouldn't be sleeping. Like 1-3 pm. Of course you'd have to jack up your sleep schedule a bit to achieve this, but if you're a NEET like the rest of us that shouldn't be a problem.

>>26353698
>>26354289
I feel sorry for you

Had a dream last night that these two people kidnapped a baby. But they were actually delusional and it was actually Ryan Gosling. He kept trying to run away and they persude him to an appartment building. Then they got in a lift and as they were going down the building collapsed.

10/10 can't wait for the theatrical release.