What's the lamest thing you've ever jerked off to?

>>26351588
qt locker neighbor's sneakers multiple time

ended up getting caught because jizz on her Ipod Nano she stored in one of her sneakers once

uuuuhhh I got all the attractive female races from WoW and got them together and I jerked off to them dancing with one another

jerked off to porn my sister left on on the family pc, porn she had likely just masturbated to herself

>>26351588

Bastila has a hot 2003 CG body.

I jerked off to Bastila undressed and later the sex scene with the blue alien in Mass Effect

>>26351588
Just replayed both KOTOR like a week ago.
Bastila has such a great VA, teasing her is the best part of the game.

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>have an Austrian roomie
>every now and then I intentionally forget to wash the plates or pull my share so she can yell at me in that foreign accent
>fap to the memory later

All hail Darth Revan, the true dark lord of the Sith! That scene must've been one of my first faps desu

I haven't really kep track of what happened in canon after the game though, I heard its shitty though

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Those GGW ads that used to run at night. I would record them on VHS and put it on when I was feeling frisky.

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>>26351836
>REAL GIRLS

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I jerked off to a picture of my sister and came all over the picture frame.

I wish this wasn't true. Even admitting this anonymously makes me cringe

Bastila really was hot as fuck. Im gonna go look for porn of her.

The first thing I ever jerked it to was the "naked" scene in The Parent Trap. Looking at how little they showed and how obvious the bodysuit was I feel pretty bad now. Plus Lindsay Lohan is basically synonymous with slut now.

>>26351588

>gta vice city
>get sniper rifle
>zoom at the bootys of women at beach
>masturbate
>no regrets

>>26353187
you and probably millions of other guys. coming over the picture was a bit much but a lot of guys fap thinking about family. the taboo aspect makes it kinky. as long as it's just a fantasy then it's normal.

pics from my instagram stalking account

>tfw downloaded a WoW nude mod while still in HS
>ended up jerking off to female Trolls, Orcs and Dwarves

Rip.

>>26351588
We all did this bro

>>26351588
A text from a girl saying "I had a really nice day with you :)"

>>26353302
I love you man
Originaru desu

>record myself jerking off and cumming to something
>watch the vid later and jerk off to myself jerking off
>...
>profit???

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I jerked off to Sims making out.

>>26351836
Nostalgia faps from when I was 11

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Has anyone here NOT jerked off to this?

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i once masturbated to a infomercial booklet on how to put on a condom and it was a drawn penis

now i can barly get off to most porn videos

>>26351588
Sound test mode of sonic adventure. Amy Rose's cries of pain and pleasure proved too much to resist

>>26355876
the amount of times i have jerked off to peaches sounds in smash bros in beyond me

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>>26351588
Meryl exercising in MGS1

>>26351588
Soul Caliber 2, sound test, Talim screaming in pain/pleasure

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im in my mid 30s

i jerked off to this when i was younger

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>>26351588
worst of all i did it in the bathroom

>>26355997
>training mode

Not proud of it by any means, I was most likely 11 horny as fuck kid, parents outside Im watching t.v show about African Lions is on.. 2 lions are mating on t.v I pull dick out and fap to that

>>26351747
Any pics of this hoe? Imagine the noise she would make if forced sex

>go to the bathroom to fap
>no internet
fuck
>see cover of cosmopolitan magazine
>d cup slut
>after 5 minutes i notice there's words in the cover
>sex stories
what? isn't this some roastie fashion magazine?
>turns out cosmopolitan is basically a bunch of roasties making sex stories up
>fap to the stories

some of them were kinda hot tbqh

>>26356147
>Schroeder actually fingering Lucy instead of his piano
>Peppermint Patty not jumping on Charlie Brown's bones while Marcie watches

This upsets me.

>>26351588

I played this wrestling game on n64 with a friend back in like 2000.

These girls with the round cards would come out, and we'd put each others boogers on each others dicks. When the girls came on screen we'd just kinda hold the t.v with our boogery dicks pressed against the screen.

>>26356542
If it helps at all, you can imagine it is one of the later images in a sequence of many. They are satiated with their more immediate desires and are now exploring more exotic pairings.

>>26353302
Wut about Candy Suxx?

>>26353754
Ohh yeahh.. WORDS!!!!

>>26356599
What???

Original comment desu baka

>>26355997
God dude, I've definitely looked up her skirt and fapped At least 4 times

I once jerked to one of those "hot women in cars" youtube vids.

This is pretty lame AND weird but i've jerked to it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1Y3HiaOWSM

Crusaders Kings 2
And not just once....

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I jacked off to two of my friends having sex at a party once. They were in their room with the door closed. The sounds of sex are easily just as erotic as the actual images/videos, if not more. Upboat if you agree.

>>26356965
wow that is really fucked up.

>>26351697

>jerking to Bastilla undressed.
The fucking shame I feel right now knows no bounds.

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>>26351588
My mom's friend's daughter's panties. She had a fat ass and they were all used with skidmarks...

I was so young and it was so hot to see panties I couldn't help but jack it with them like a fleshlight. I even put them on and danced a round a little and rubbed my balls to see if I liked that sort of thing. I did that in her dirty ass basement while everyone was still upstairs. I can just remember the hum of the furnace and the worry I had someone would come down stairs...

Google "bbw pisses pants", I've jerked off and came to the first 10 links that come up
>tfw hitting 2 fetishes at once

>>26351588
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootan some b-ball outside of the school

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>>26351648
i too did this, was like 13

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Counter Strike Source nude sprays

Was lame because it was pretty obvious to the rest of the players I was jacking off to the sprays.

>>26355287
Do this somewhat frequently desu

>>26356033
>>26356075

I used to jerk off to the strippers in Duke Nukem 3D back when I was 11.

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I'd make her jump up and down in Sonic Aventure 2 Battle
Goddamn I was a weird kid, thank god I grew out of it.

>>26351588
It was an erotic naruto fanfiction. Hinata got boned by the raikage. Was pretty hot 2bh.

I'm 22 and can pretty much only cum to vidya porn nowadays.

>>26355491
I personally do it to them woohooing, alot more than I'd like to admit

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>>26351588
sears catalogue

>>26362445
That's pretty much all of my teenage years.

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This and those old Girls Gone Wild late night TV ads. I watched the same ad 5 times in a row before I forced myself to cum somehow.

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>13 watching Seinfeld
>"Do you have a ketchup secret?"
>Pause dvd
>fap and cum confusing buckets