What's the lamest thing you've ever jerked off to? I once jerked off to the Bastila kissing scene in KOTOR, not that I'M proud of it but it happened.
>have an Austrian roomie
>every now and then I intentionally forget to wash the plates or pull my share so she can yell at me in that foreign accent
>fap to the memory later
All hail Darth Revan, the true dark lord of the Sith! That scene must've been one of my first faps desu
I haven't really kep track of what happened in canon after the game though, I heard its shitty though
Those GGW ads that used to run at night. I would record them on VHS and put it on when I was feeling frisky.
I jerked off to a picture of my sister and came all over the picture frame.
I wish this wasn't true. Even admitting this anonymously makes me cringe
The first thing I ever jerked it to was the "naked" scene in The Parent Trap. Looking at how little they showed and how obvious the bodysuit was I feel pretty bad now. Plus Lindsay Lohan is basically synonymous with slut now.
you and probably millions of other guys. coming over the picture was a bit much but a lot of guys fap thinking about family. the taboo aspect makes it kinky. as long as it's just a fantasy then it's normal.
Has anyone here NOT jerked off to this?
i once masturbated to a infomercial booklet on how to put on a condom and it was a drawn penis
now i can barly get off to most porn videos
im in my mid 30s
i jerked off to this when i was younger
Not proud of it by any means, I was most likely 11 horny as fuck kid, parents outside Im watching t.v show about African Lions is on.. 2 lions are mating on t.v I pull dick out and fap to that
>go to the bathroom to fap
>see cover of cosmopolitan magazine
>d cup slut
>after 5 minutes i notice there's words in the cover
what? isn't this some roastie fashion magazine?
>turns out cosmopolitan is basically a bunch of roasties making sex stories up
>fap to the stories
some of them were kinda hot tbqh
I played this wrestling game on n64 with a friend back in like 2000.
These girls with the round cards would come out, and we'd put each others boogers on each others dicks. When the girls came on screen we'd just kinda hold the t.v with our boogery dicks pressed against the screen.
If it helps at all, you can imagine it is one of the later images in a sequence of many. They are satiated with their more immediate desires and are now exploring more exotic pairings.
I jacked off to two of my friends having sex at a party once. They were in their room with the door closed. The sounds of sex are easily just as erotic as the actual images/videos, if not more. Upboat if you agree.
My mom's friend's daughter's panties. She had a fat ass and they were all used with skidmarks...
I was so young and it was so hot to see panties I couldn't help but jack it with them like a fleshlight. I even put them on and danced a round a little and rubbed my balls to see if I liked that sort of thing. I did that in her dirty ass basement while everyone was still upstairs. I can just remember the hum of the furnace and the worry I had someone would come down stairs...
Counter Strike Source nude sprays
Was lame because it was pretty obvious to the rest of the players I was jacking off to the sprays.
I'd make her jump up and down in Sonic Aventure 2 Battle
Goddamn I was a weird kid, thank god I grew out of it.
This and those old Girls Gone Wild late night TV ads. I watched the same ad 5 times in a row before I forced myself to cum somehow.
>13 watching Seinfeld
>"Do you have a ketchup secret?"
>fap and cum confusing buckets