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/r9k/

My grandfather played a pivotal role and co-invented the synchronous belt (timing belt) and worked with Ford Motor Company's Luxury Departments. He also hoarded gold and amassed an incredible fortune, which went to my father. My father was just diagnosed with mid-stage Respiratory-Renal Syndrome and apparently won't make it out of the hospital. I am the sole heir to his estates, and inheritance, even though he practically wouldn't give me a fucking dime for the past decade.

My whole life, 25 years, I've rotted away and done nothing useful with my life. I'm a major oldfag here and I love my /b/ros and /v/ops. So I've decided to do something insane. Once I assume his fortune, I'll assume his lawyer and friend, who will basically suck my dick to get a hold on the money. I plan to sell all his stocks, and estates, and purchase a remote-ish Island through Dos Palmas Island Resort and Spas, arrangements have already been made to meet with them about it in late June. The island is at 10.915263, 134.180388. I've seen the island and it the size of Bikini Atoll. I will create a home there, in international pseudo-Filipino waters and from there, anyone is welcome. Anyone, child molesters, kings, even a murderer who wants to kill me. I will pay for as many people who share this vision with me to come and live with me on this island that I plan to outfit like a sovereign nation. Sounds like a Fairy tale, but so did Wikipedia, and so did creating Israel's Independence. If you're brave enough to leave it all behind, then come with me r9k.

tl;dr I want to create Libertaila and I want YOU
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>tl;dr I want to create Libertaila and I want YOU

there you lazy cucks
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Proof? How do we know this isn't just a NEET fantasy post?
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>>26350662
I will answer in any way you guys want. Whatever it takes to confirm, I honestly didn't know how to prove it so I figured my bots could tell me.
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>>26350581
I'm in. Why do you want me there though?
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>>26350720
Because just being 'in' is enough to know that you're welcome.

Email me at [email protected] for updates.
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>>26350662
Post some kind of proof. A pic of paperwork that you got the goods.

As far as actually getting it done, IDK shit about international law/buying an island. Are you dead set on an island? What about buying a bit of land on the cheap in the USA (or wherever you're at) and letting robots live there for free? Build shipping container homes and form a compound. Buy shit for the community to use, like gaymen rigs and a 3d printer. guitars and shit.
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>>26350767
>>26350750
>>26350720
I'm in college for an Electrical and Computer Engineering degree. What future awaits me at the Robot Haven as opposed to the future I would have with finishing college and starting my own business in the United States?
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>>26350767
I'll post a paypal screen one sec
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I'd recommend not getting an island, or if you do, make sure it has a high elevation.

If you're putting in all this effort and money, you want it to pay off and to create something that will last. One of the biggest threats to many island nations is rising sea levels, which will become more and more an issue in the next few decades.

You'd not want to buy a nice tropical island, only to have it end up underwater in 20 years. So yeah, if you do, recommend it's a mountain island or something.
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what if its a trap
how do we fly there
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>>26350857
This is the paypal screen, Thats not the whole balance, only what my dad gave me to cover medical bills.
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The coordinates show up blank on Google Earth. Do you have pictures? Do you have a Skype group or something of that sort?
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>>26351000
I think you should at least make a website or something. Threads on here aren't going to get you very far.
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>>26351000
Looks legit. No way anyone could fake that.
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>>26350939
I'm thinking about a sort of Oil Rig structure based from the island, Right now is the conceptual part of the plan. I want some backers beforehand, not financial backers, mind you.

>>26350947
If its a trap, then I guess you'd die. I want the people fore-running this to be more trustworthy of the unknown, and have more faith in leaving it all. I'd pay for the flight, so long as you can legally leave your country.
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>>26351000
>everything in USD

learn to diversify faggot
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There's no way an asset like that would be put in paypal. Paypal wouldn't insure it.
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>>26351123
Can you pay for professions to hijack a Syrian refugee flight and redirect them there?
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>>26351123
Not sure how you'd be able to get an offshore platform. Not only are those ridiculously expensive, but they're usually pretty restricted by governments. You can't just buy or get one made, you'd have to find one that's being decommissioned or something, and be to buy it privately.

And then you have to move it to the island.
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Assuming this was real I'd love to try moving to help out even though I'm pretty useless

>>26350767
this sounds not so bad also but he shouldn't buy land in the US, he should buy land in a better country instead with better laws and freedoms (or at least ones that suit what he's going for)
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>>26350581
Buy me a porn subscription so you can prove your legit
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>>26351063
I need help to make a website, I guess I could, but I'm using my threads to get a group FOR a Skype group.

>>26351044
No pics, I basically asked for a quote on land purchases and got a list of coordinates for further quotes on the islands. I'm opening to change the location.

>>26351072
yeah yeah, but I'm not putting my name out there, and I just got the money a week ago, I haven't bought shit with it besides a gun. You have any better suggestions?
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>>26351123
You're being very vague. What's the infrastructure going to be like? Is there going to be running water, electricity, or internet? You make it seem like people wouldn't be able to leave of their own accord.
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>>26351245
Buy me a porn subscription bro. It's some rough shit tho senpai. Kik me @ hisbrittishmajesty
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>>26351182
Yeah no shit, It's uninsured on purpose. My dad is fanatic for intrinsic goods and doesn't give a fuck about "new money". Besides we are insured via a third party and that his Arab lawyer friend.
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>>26351287
>le evil wish-granting genie
>interracial gay porn website subscription
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/patricksmith/13-of-the-worlds-loneliest-islands-you-will-never-visit#.hxkXVQl5P2

Worth checking out for some island options, that aren't just sandbars or desert islands to sink beneath a large wave.
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>>26351249
I'm being vague because this is vague. I don't know the first thing about infrastructure, urban planning, or construction of the sorts.

Look, if 4chan has taught me anything, it's that everybody, in all their differences, are the same. The more people I can touch with my idea, the closer I can get to the people I need to talk with to make this happen.
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>>26351000
It's hilarious how now one has looked under his so-called balance where it says "Available balance in USD: $18,354.97 USD"

Are you guys really THIS stupid?
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>>26351330
It's a facial abuse wannabe site.
>http://yournextdoorwhore.com/join.htm

I tried to get Baphomet to hack it for me but they chickened out
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>>26351391
Okay. I think the first step is some sort of hub to touch base. You should make that Skype group right now.
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>>26351000
Wait, I didn't fucking post that.
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>>26351287
>>26351400
I changed my kik after it got banned. Kik is now alwaysbetterthanu1.
I like breaking bitches self esteem
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I'm full of shit I'm a NEET and will be an hero tomorrow
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>>26350581
I'll go take me with you plz
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>>26351465
>>26351465
FUCK YOU FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26351000
>>26351314
>>26351465

Fuck you, I see that 4chan was a bad idea. I thought the idea of this nation of freedom on r9k would at least filter out the trolls.
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My name is tigger because I'm a faggot
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>>26351500
Hey, I'm (>>26351433). I tried.
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>>26351391
That much money and you're using it to buy an island haven for rapists and murderers
How are you gonna defend it? What if some pirates off the Somalian coast just ride up and take over?
Who else are you telling about this? Did you seriously come to /r9k/, a place filled with the laziest people on the planet, before anywhere else?
There's no fucking way this is real, no one with parents that rich would be so unintelligent as to attempt this, or at least attempt it with so little understanding of how it would work and how you'd set it up
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>>26351476
That wan't me
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>>26351542
use a trip code for god's sake
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>>26351500
you just need to do a trip, faggot
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>>26350581
I'm not sure how you feel about anything /pol/ related but me and some buddies from 8pol wanted to colonize a island ourselves, since even though we hold very conservative and sometimes racist views we don't want to hurt anyone only live our lives in peace and solitude among a few others who hold our traditionalist attitudes. The reason I'm mentioning this is because it appears we share many goals and you happen to have a lot of monetary backing where as we are lacking. If you do find yourself interested or would maybe find interest in collaborating our projects to help give each others micronations legitimacy, tell me now in this thread and I'll email you with the contact info you have provided with further details.
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have you considered places in malaysia, indonesia, malta, vietnam, hungary, portugal, czech republic, belgium, etc for buying some land to start a small community and then building up from there? that would be more feasible that than starting with the island or whatever straight away. the only thing you'd have to worry about then is getting people visas and whatever paperwork to come live in the community
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>>26350581
>Libertaila

Shit name 0/10 not interested
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>live on a remote island with no Internet, no food source, no water source and is entirely dependant on imports and the population consists of unproductive,unhealthy men with mental disabilities in their late 20's.

Fuck no. If I was OP,I'd travel the world with my hoes and become Dan Bilzerian 2.0

Plus you have no clue what you are doing so you're just going to lose almost all your money on an unrealistic dream.
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You should fund an LSD lab on your island.
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Get a tripcode and keep making threads in the future. If you're a newfag: use #(INSERT RANDOM TEXT) in the name field
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Nice thread learn2trip
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>>26350581

Your plan is objectively shit.

Buy a nice swath of land somewhere in the US and make a container park out of old shipping crates for houses. Diversify your cash and get some safe stocks.
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