You can only post in this thread if you're more pathetic than the last person.
>kissed a girl when I was 13 then haven't had any female contact since
>the only time I feel emotion is when I have a crush on a celebrity, aside from that I feel dead inside
>depressed ADHD and low testosterone (measured not memeing)
>never more than a hug from girls (they treat me like 'one of the girls' is only reason why)
Is there anything I can do brehs? I'm hoping treating low testosterone will help me but I'll still have my beta personality and be 'just one of the girls'
Is there any hope for me?
>live in africa
>but have gf
>have been in community college for 6 years and still haven't graduated
>live with parents
>spend all day on 4chan
>obsessed with Star Wars
>watch anime and only leave house for anime conventions
>had to get a hooker to take my virginity 7 years ago
>that was also the last time I had sex
This thread dies with me
>I want to fuck a dog
>I'm only ever truly comfortable being my fursona, and my fursona's a girl, the opposite gender I am
>pretty much had to go through therapy in order to be able to find humans arousing
>would turn down sex if offered to me because I must stay a virgin for a dog
I barely even talk I just do my thing and they detect my beta-ness and want to be 'friends'
I just want there to be a way out of this nightmare anon
>girls tell me what they like in a guy and guys they believe to be attractive
Is there a single more indicator of complete betaness than when woman don't even consider you as a sexual partner?
>virgin, have never touched a woman except for my mother and grandmother
>live with mother
>collect warhammer figures, i almost live at games workshop
>out of work since i got fired from my last job at tesco's, which was 8 years ago
>recently got into a fight with a 14 year old and a 13 year old and got my ass handed to me
>total manlet, 5'3
>22 year old khv neet high school dropout
>mentally ill (aspergers, bipolar, depression, anxiety, the full package)
>on a cocktail of pills for said conditions
>scared of going outside, but fantasize about going to japan daily
>spend my days shitposting and watching anime
>avoid internet arguments, because they give me anxiety
>avoid human interaction for months at a time
I hope you're not the same one who spammed the RP thread yesterday because like 70% of all posts in it were you and over 90% of all vertical space occupied in the thread were you, so fuck off and kill yourself, nigger. You may be pathetic but you're shameless.
If that wasn't you then carry on, but the numbered Tomoko reaction probably tells everything.
I'm overweight with all of my fat collected in my massive gyno and back
I have an actual micropenis, even without much pubic fat it stays inside me
I jerk off my micropenis with three fingers over a dozen times every day until I feel ill
I use so much force, pinching so hard my dick is broken and doesn't work anymore even remotely
I am a complete failure who annoys and creeps out everyone, my nickname in highschool was creep, I live in the dark most of the time and sleep thirteen or more hours daily
I live around a huge trash pule far beyond saving with totes full of piss bottles and my own clothes, which have holes in them, because I'm in a basement and they are moist
The mold smells terrible but I've given up, I take a little pride that I can kind of tune it out now
>24 years old
>living with parents
>still look like a teenaged kid
>minimum wage job at a retail store where most workers are women
>taking 1 course at college because anymore would stress me too much and I already hate my life as is
>parents keep telling me get more more work hours/school courses
>no money since I don't work often either
>got a hernia from a gym injury near my groin
>only contact with girls is online
>give up and get depressed when there's "competition" for a grill
>no gf/friends or job, ever.
>phimosis 5 inch smelly penis with small girth and hair growing en masse up to the foreskin tip
>currently looking for a pretend girlfriend on craigslist by pretending to be a gay boy
>got plenty of offers by top tier women who gave me numbers and facebook links
>to beta to even reply back to them
I was thinking of doing it and being friendly for a chance to snatch their shoes or socks from their homes, but i am not socially able to
>I jerk off my micropenis with three fingers over a dozen times every day until I feel ill
At least you have a libido lots of men including myself would envy, so you got that going for you, which is nice. But I use three fingers when I jerk off, too, since I only stimulate my cockhead, and mainly my frenulum, but not directly since it's sensitive, right. I like do the "ok" sign with my fingers, and include my middle finger in the sign too and jerk off with that. I thought everyone did this since the shaft isn't as sensitive as the tip of a cock anyway.
>18, senior in HS
>completely ignored by everyone
>never talked to a girl before
>no skin contact with a girl before
>parents hate me, used to kick my ass before I got /fit/
>23 years old
>Birthdefect: Pectus Carinatum
>Been inside since I was 15, pretty much lived half my life infront of 4chan
>meds ruined my brain
>Occasionally wake up with fractured mind, unable to understand what is real
>Destroyed my rectum with champagne bottle
>Inside anus slump downwards when I stand up, might eventually become full prolapse
>Smell like sewer 24/7 so dont wanna hang with people also they always look at my defected chest
>Suprisingly not a virgin, lost my virginity to another virgin but scared of sex
>Fap to BBC porn every morning for the past 5 years no joke
>>currently looking for a pretend girlfriend on craigslist by pretending to be a gay boy
>>got plenty of offers by top tier women who gave me numbers and facebook links
man, if this is true women this is so kind I'd forever have trouble coming to terms with this being true....
>man, if this is true women this is so kind I'd forever
jesus christ I dunno what happened here. I was trying to say something like, "if this is true women are so kind that I'd forever have trouble coming to terms with their kindness being true cause it's still unbelievable to me..."
I think I know this feel, but I never got it checked out. I can walk and run alright but when I squat my right knee makes this gross cracking/ crunching sound that doesn't sound normal....
I have the same sound. I had got a mri and it's arthritis. I'm going to need a knee replacement at 30.
>major inferiority complex
>probably bipolar or schizoid
>had a few derealization attacks and a major panic attack
>levitate between feelings of neutrality, bitterness and sadness
>every day is getting harder to push through
>never had gf
>phenomenally ugly face
>in community college
>only lost my virginity because some girl on meds went into a psychotic state, wanted to fuck a dick, and I merely happened to be there. No, it wasn't enjoyable and she smelled very bad, like feces. Only time I got laid so far.
>have been weightlifting for 9 years and have made zero gains. Bench and squat has been stuck at 1 plate for 6+ years, DL stuck right before 2 plate just as long.
>tiny body frame and hands that are smaller than 99% of female hands, pathetic hands and grip
Only good points about myself: I have my own decent car/place, I'm getting good grades in college, I volunteer often, and I'm good at making both art and music. I used to make a living off both.
>lost virginity to prostitute
>no friends or acquaintances
>never had a job
>skinnyfat with fat face
>barely left the house in the last 3 years
>wake up only to pass the time until i fall asleep, no plans or hopes for the future, no joy in the present
>body and brain are slowly collapsing
>fail at everything i try
>work at a job I got through moms friend
>went to school for 4 years and have a useless degree
>had to get a "sugar daddy" all though college just so I wouldn't starve
>the fact that I was some middle aged dudes person hole for over 2 years feels awful, its only made worse by the fact that the degree isn't getting used and is usless.
college is a fucking scam.
>>ugly - (4/10)
>>get cucked by a single mom
>>find out she fucked Chad
>>tell her to gtfo
>>Can't sleep at night because I keep thinking of excuses for her and want to make up.
Having no balls or character really sucks.
These are the only real robots so far based on the posts above.
>started uni over once because I hadn't passed a single class after 2 years
>stuck in 3rd year in uni now, probably never going to finish
>cucked by roommate after we had a fight and I called her a stupid cunt
>can't use anything that belongs to her, which is basically everything including washing mashine and all the dishes and silverware we had in the appartment
>had to buy all new stuff
>tfw no money because never worked a day in your life
>fall in love with one of my best friends
>she tells me she'd date me if it wasn't for this Chad she met on Tinder who she's now in love with
>can't sleep for more than 3 hours at a time
>sometimes have weeks with a total amount of 5 hours of sleep
>morbidly obese (425 lbs)
>right foot was amputated at 27
>last year had my right leg amputated just above the knee because of diabetes and fatness
>left foot might need to be amputated
>live with parents
>parents hate me
>sisters hate me
>rest of family hates me
>no online friends anymore, they won't talk to me anymore
>I just farted and I'm pretty sure I crapped my pants
Why can't I just die alreadu
>either bald or massive forehead, probably both
>most physical contact I've had with a female is shaking hands
>have never worked ever
>dropped on my head when I was a baby, sub 90 IQ
>literal micropenis, has never changed in size all my life, 3 inches when erect
>wear all black clothing including combat boots and even sleeveless shirts even though I am DYEL
>6'0 skinnyfat 140lbs with gyno, parents refuse to acknowledge gyno
>go to bed at 5 AM and wake at about 6 PM or later
>took driver's ed about a year and a half ago with kids who were all younger than me, still don't have a license
>teeth so badly yellow and rotten the last time i went to the dentist he used a procedure reserved for smokers who haven't brushed in years, completely ignored his advice on cleaning and now my teeth are the way they were before
>live at my computer desk
>gf cheated on me and fucked chad at a party last friday (made a thread about this)
>had to take her to get plan b the next morning
>has been shady hiding her phone from me, probably still texting chad
>still together with her
i don't have the same powerlevel i had some years ago, but i will post anyway
>24, shit retail job, will start uni next year
>faked going to college until 22, lived from the money my parents would send to me, while lying to them
>lived more than 4 months without uttering a single word; more than 2 years without talking to no one outside family
>planned to kill myself numerous times
>fucked a girl who was possibly dead
>live in a shit 3d world country
>have a somewhat atractive face
>almost starved myself to death, because i was to busy playing video games
Hmmmmm... Interesting. Is this an accurate depiction?
Ok seriously how do these kids even get born? If mothers don't have the food and drink for the kids how can they ignore their hunger long enough to have sex? Do they just get raped by warlords?
>never had friends past middle school
>severe depression and want to kill myself every day
>single mother used to starve me (3+ days at a time)
I'm posting this from an iPhone I had and I'm at a McDonald's right now using their wifi
Implying this >>26354765 is more pathetic than this >>26354809
Not sure what khv means but I'm pretty sure debt and a shit job is less pathetic than never having any sort of relationship with anyone ever being miserable and about to kill oneself.
damn anon didn't your parents tell you not to play with fire cause that was the sickest burn
It is... he's older, and his social and financial shortcomings trump yours. If you have to be drunk to socialize, surely you were in a situation in which you had alcohol in a gregarious setting, such a party, and that most definitely makes you a normie.
You are new to the board and think your life is shittier than everyone's. I'm your age, and I realize some people have it worse than me, and I do think I have it worse than you. This isn't a competition. Just share the feels, man.
Holy fuck man I thought I was the only one not making gains.
>>26348964, sorry to hear that but I know what you're going through. Fucking terrible, tried eating more, making sure I got enough g protein, changing my lifts, still nothing...I'm just a weakling when everyone else soars past after a few months