You can only post in this thread if you're more pathetic

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>>26348426
>18
>in college
>depressed ADHD and low testosterone (measured not memeing)
>never more than a hug from girls (they treat me like 'one of the girls' is only reason why)
>INDIAN

Is there anything I can do brehs? I'm hoping treating low testosterone will help me but I'll still have my beta personality and be 'just one of the girls'

Is there any hope for me?

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>live in africa
>no food
>no water
>blazing hot
>no shelter
>no iphone
>but have gf

>>26348426
>kissed a girl when I was 13
>>26348506
>they treat me like 'one of the girls'
>even talking to grils
lol?

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>>26348517
Qwrtfxvbmm

>>26348506
>22
>manlet
>HS dropout
>depressed, schizo also with low testosterone
>have never been involved with women

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>24
>unemployed
>have been in community college for 6 years and still haven't graduated
>live with parents
>spend all day on 4chan
>obsessed with Star Wars
>watch anime and only leave house for anime conventions
>had to get a hooker to take my virginity 7 years ago
>that was also the last time I had sex

This thread dies with me

>20
>I want to fuck a dog
>I'm only ever truly comfortable being my fursona, and my fursona's a girl, the opposite gender I am
>pretty much had to go through therapy in order to be able to find humans arousing
>virgin
>would turn down sex if offered to me because I must stay a virgin for a dog

>>26348628
>my height is 5 feet 5 inches

>>26348628
Thread's over guys. You can go home now.

>>26348517
Flies don't count as gfs you rabbit spawn

Im happily married with kids and I'm retired and own 2 houses an I in the right thread senpai? I also have a 9 inch stack of dickmeat that I ise everyday

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>>26348525
I barely even talk I just do my thing and they detect my beta-ness and want to be 'friends'

I just want there to be a way out of this nightmare anon

>girls tell me what they like in a guy and guys they believe to be attractive
Is there a single more indicator of complete betaness than when woman don't even consider you as a sexual partner?

>32
>virgin, have never touched a woman except for my mother and grandmother
>live with mother
>collect warhammer figures, i almost live at games workshop
>out of work since i got fired from my last job at tesco's, which was 8 years ago
>recently got into a fight with a 14 year old and a 13 year old and got my ass handed to me
>total manlet, 5'3

>>26348806
>>32
>>recently got into a fight with a 14 year old and a 13 year old

but why

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>22 year old khv neet high school dropout
>mentally ill (aspergers, bipolar, depression, anxiety, the full package)
>on a cocktail of pills for said conditions
>lolicon weebfag
>scared of going outside, but fantasize about going to japan daily
>spend my days shitposting and watching anime
>avoid internet arguments, because they give me anxiety
>avoid human interaction for months at a time

>>26348845

I hope you're not the same one who spammed the RP thread yesterday because like 70% of all posts in it were you and over 90% of all vertical space occupied in the thread were you, so fuck off and kill yourself, nigger. You may be pathetic but you're shameless.

If that wasn't you then carry on, but the numbered Tomoko reaction probably tells everything.

>>26348743
You lie to yourself trying to escape the sad reality that you are an anti-social guy locked in your mom's basement in front of a computer

Yes, you're in the right place

>>26348806
Are you shaming the best universe ever?

For the love of Emperor, stop.

I'm overweight with all of my fat collected in my massive gyno and back

I have an actual micropenis, even without much pubic fat it stays inside me

I jerk off my micropenis with three fingers over a dozen times every day until I feel ill

I use so much force, pinching so hard my dick is broken and doesn't work anymore even remotely

I am a complete failure who annoys and creeps out everyone, my nickname in highschool was creep, I live in the dark most of the time and sleep thirteen or more hours daily

I live around a huge trash pule far beyond saving with totes full of piss bottles and my own clothes, which have holes in them, because I'm in a basement and they are moist

The mold smells terrible but I've given up, I take a little pride that I can kind of tune it out now

Kill me

>>26348884
No that wasn't me, I number all of my reaction images not just the tomoko ones.

>>26348913

then you're alright fampai. thanks for being cool. cheers.

>>26348831
a game of warhammer got way out of hand

>24 years old
>living with parents
>still look like a teenaged kid
>minimum wage job at a retail store where most workers are women
>taking 1 course at college because anymore would stress me too much and I already hate my life as is
>parents keep telling me get more more work hours/school courses
>no money since I don't work often either
>got a hernia from a gym injury near my groin
>gyno
>5'9
>balding
>skinnyfat
>weak cunt
>kiss virgin
>only contact with girls is online
>give up and get depressed when there's "competition" for a grill
lol

>>26348901
Somebody get reddit to donate this man a shotgun. They are always trying to do good for the world.

>>26348964
Meant "kissless virgin"

>19
>no gf/friends or job, ever.
>phimosis 5 inch smelly penis with small girth and hair growing en masse up to the foreskin tip
>currently looking for a pretend girlfriend on craigslist by pretending to be a gay boy
>got plenty of offers by top tier women who gave me numbers and facebook links
>to beta to even reply back to them

I was thinking of doing it and being friendly for a chance to snatch their shoes or socks from their homes, but i am not socially able to

>>26348901
>I jerk off my micropenis with three fingers over a dozen times every day until I feel ill

At least you have a libido lots of men including myself would envy, so you got that going for you, which is nice. But I use three fingers when I jerk off, too, since I only stimulate my cockhead, and mainly my frenulum, but not directly since it's sensitive, right. I like do the "ok" sign with my fingers, and include my middle finger in the sign too and jerk off with that. I thought everyone did this since the shaft isn't as sensitive as the tip of a cock anyway.

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>18, senior in HS
>completely ignored by everyone
>never talked to a girl before
>no skin contact with a girl before
>parents hate me, used to kick my ass before I got /fit/
>5'5

>>26348998
>/fit/
>5'5

you must be the special protein shake mixer for real men?

>>26348628
>fursona
>had to google this
>wat

>23 years old
>Birthdefect: Pectus Carinatum
>Been inside since I was 15, pretty much lived half my life infront of 4chan
>meds ruined my brain
>Occasionally wake up with fractured mind, unable to understand what is real
>Destroyed my rectum with champagne bottle
>Inside anus slump downwards when I stand up, might eventually become full prolapse
>Smell like sewer 24/7 so dont wanna hang with people also they always look at my defected chest
>Suprisingly not a virgin, lost my virginity to another virgin but scared of sex
>Fap to BBC porn every morning for the past 5 years no joke

>>26348988
>>currently looking for a pretend girlfriend on craigslist by pretending to be a gay boy
>>got plenty of offers by top tier women who gave me numbers and facebook links

man, if this is true women this is so kind I'd forever have trouble coming to terms with this being true....

>>26349064
>man, if this is true women this is so kind I'd forever

jesus christ I dunno what happened here. I was trying to say something like, "if this is true women are so kind that I'd forever have trouble coming to terms with their kindness being true cause it's still unbelievable to me..."

>25
>kv
>failed community college after being there for 5 years and earning nothing but a 2.5 gpa
>no friends
>knee problems
>micro peen
>neet
>trying to find a job
>feels impossible

>>26349064
well women love gay men clearly, they like the "gay best friend stereotype" they would drop me after 2 times meeting me.

>>26349098
>>knee problems

I think I know this feel, but I never got it checked out. I can walk and run alright but when I squat my right knee makes this gross cracking/ crunching sound that doesn't sound normal....

>>26348901
What do your plans for the future look like? Holy shit this is some pathetic shit man, I almost feel bad for you.

Threads like this make me wish keeper still posted

That man was far beyond you pathetic mortals

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>>26349128
I have the same sound. I had got a mri and it's arthritis. I'm going to need a knee replacement at 30.

>>26349218

holy fucking balls

rip our knees. i'm not even 21 years old mane

>19
>khv
>no friends
>skinnyfat
>acne scars
>major inferiority complex
>probably bipolar or schizoid
>had a few derealization attacks and a major panic attack
>levitate between feelings of neutrality, bitterness and sadness
>every day is getting harder to push through

>32
>never had gf
>phenomenally ugly face
>in community college
>only lost my virginity because some girl on meds went into a psychotic state, wanted to fuck a dick, and I merely happened to be there. No, it wasn't enjoyable and she smelled very bad, like feces. Only time I got laid so far.
>have been weightlifting for 9 years and have made zero gains. Bench and squat has been stuck at 1 plate for 6+ years, DL stuck right before 2 plate just as long.
>tiny body frame and hands that are smaller than 99% of female hands, pathetic hands and grip
>5'8"
>average-sized penis

Only good points about myself: I have my own decent car/place, I'm getting good grades in college, I volunteer often, and I'm good at making both art and music. I used to make a living off both.

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>24
>lost virginity to prostitute
>no friends or acquaintances
>never had a job
>skinnyfat with fat face
>manlet
>barely left the house in the last 3 years
>wake up only to pass the time until i fall asleep, no plans or hopes for the future, no joy in the present
>body and brain are slowly collapsing
>fail at everything i try

>>26349348
>I'm good at making both art and music

the dream

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>25
>work at a job I got through moms friend
>went to school for 4 years and have a useless degree
>had to get a "sugar daddy" all though college just so I wouldn't starve
>the fact that I was some middle aged dudes person hole for over 2 years feels awful, its only made worse by the fact that the degree isn't getting used and is usless.

college is a fucking scam.

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>>be 25
>>introverted
>>ugly - (4/10)
>>speech impairment
>>overweight
>>beta af

>>get cucked by a single mom
>>find out she fucked Chad
>>tell her to gtfo
>>Can't sleep at night because I keep thinking of excuses for her and want to make up.

Having no balls or character really sucks.

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>>26348575
>>26348628
>>26348806
>>26348845
>>26348964
>>26348988
>>26349289

These are the only real robots so far based on the posts above.

>22
>6ft3
>Fit
>Attractive
>180 IQ
>had sex over 200 times
>Rich, well paying job
>Cutie asian gf

>>26348934
Please anon, you gotta greentext that shit

>>26349348
Why do you think you aren't making gains?

>24
>bald
>virgin
>skinny
>started uni over once because I hadn't passed a single class after 2 years
>stuck in 3rd year in uni now, probably never going to finish
>cucked by roommate after we had a fight and I called her a stupid cunt
>can't use anything that belongs to her, which is basically everything including washing mashine and all the dishes and silverware we had in the appartment
>had to buy all new stuff
>tfw no money because never worked a day in your life
>fall in love with one of my best friends
>she tells me she'd date me if it wasn't for this Chad she met on Tinder who she's now in love with
>can't sleep for more than 3 hours at a time
>sometimes have weeks with a total amount of 5 hours of sleep
>gambling addiction

>>26349053
By the gods!

>33
>single
>khv
>unemployed
>manlet (5'6")
>morbidly obese (425 lbs)
>have diabetes
>right foot was amputated at 27
>last year had my right leg amputated just above the knee because of diabetes and fatness
>left foot might need to be amputated
>live with parents
>parents hate me
>sisters hate me
>rest of family hates me
>no friends
>no online friends anymore, they won't talk to me anymore
>I just farted and I'm pretty sure I crapped my pants

Why can't I just die alreadu

>19
>either bald or massive forehead, probably both
>most physical contact I've had with a female is shaking hands
>have never worked ever
>dropped on my head when I was a baby, sub 90 IQ
>hunchback
>literal micropenis, has never changed in size all my life, 3 inches when erect
>wear all black clothing including combat boots and even sleeveless shirts even though I am DYEL
>6'0 skinnyfat 140lbs with gyno, parents refuse to acknowledge gyno
>go to bed at 5 AM and wake at about 6 PM or later
>took driver's ed about a year and a half ago with kids who were all younger than me, still don't have a license
>teeth so badly yellow and rotten the last time i went to the dentist he used a procedure reserved for smokers who haven't brushed in years, completely ignored his advice on cleaning and now my teeth are the way they were before
>live at my computer desk

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>gf cheated on me and fucked chad at a party last friday (made a thread about this)
>had to take her to get plan b the next morning
>has been shady hiding her phone from me, probably still texting chad
>still together with her

kill me

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>>26352711

>gf

get the fuck outta here

>>26352711
hey i remember that thread, kill her

>21
>virgin
>NEET
>didn't talk to anybody except for family for 7 months

i don't have the same powerlevel i had some years ago, but i will post anyway

>24, shit retail job, will start uni next year
>faked going to college until 22, lived from the money my parents would send to me, while lying to them
>lived more than 4 months without uttering a single word; more than 2 years without talking to no one outside family
>planned to kill myself numerous times
>fucked a girl who was possibly dead
>kv
>live in a shit 3d world country
>have a somewhat atractive face
>almost starved myself to death, because i was to busy playing video games

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>>26348806
Thread should had ended here

/thread

>>26352711
Act like a Chad say you want shove you're cock so far Down in her that you going hit her cervix she fucked a Chad cause she wants dominance

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>>26348901
Hmmmmm... Interesting. Is this an accurate depiction?

>>26352711
So you are a cuck

>>26353713
>>26353826
obviously can't hit her cervix with my cock. not a cuck i would greatly prefer not to be in this situation

>>26348517
Ok seriously how do these kids even get born? If mothers don't have the food and drink for the kids how can they ignore their hunger long enough to have sex? Do they just get raped by warlords?

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>23
>KHV
>never had friends past middle school
>severe depression and want to kill myself every day
>single mother used to starve me (3+ days at a time)
>homeless

I'm posting this from an iPhone I had and I'm at a McDonald's right now using their wifi

>29
>khv
>manlet 5"7
>autist, social anxiety, ADD
>no RL friends or online friends
>NEET since I was 16
>no qualifications
>can't drive
>deformed teeth
>zero self-confidence, coward, weak

Why live

>32
>KHV
>work a shitty soul crushing job
>in debt 150,000k (mortgage, loans, credit cards)

>>26354765
>18
>student, cant stand class, studying
>Never had any friends/girlfriends have to be drunk to even socialise
>Probs going to kill myself soon

>>26354809
Did you not read the op? Throw in stupid on your list.

>>26354842
Implying this >>26354765 is more pathetic than this >>26354809
Not sure what khv means but I'm pretty sure debt and a shit job is less pathetic than never having any sort of relationship with anyone ever being miserable and about to kill oneself.

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>>26354842
damn anon didn't your parents tell you not to play with fire cause that was the sickest burn

>>26354902
KHV means kissless, handholdless virgin.

>>26354902
it means kissless hugless virgin you moron, you may be dumb enough to be more pathetic

>>26354956
LOL your really mad at some text on a screen anon kun.
Maybe you are more pathetic than me.

>>26348934
WE NEED THIS STORY

>>26348901
>my dick is broken
>from pinching

Jesus christ, that's awful

>>26354902
It is... he's older, and his social and financial shortcomings trump yours. If you have to be drunk to socialize, surely you were in a situation in which you had alcohol in a gregarious setting, such a party, and that most definitely makes you a normie.

You are new to the board and think your life is shittier than everyone's. I'm your age, and I realize some people have it worse than me, and I do think I have it worse than you. This isn't a competition. Just share the feels, man.

25
$10,000 in debt
unemployed
male 5'5''
but i have sex with many girls, pretty much any girl i get alone with i am going to fuck her.

i can leech off a girl, but thats not my style

>>26354592
you live to make others feel strong

>>26349348
Holy fuck man I thought I was the only one not making gains.
>>26348964, sorry to hear that but I know what you're going through. Fucking terrible, tried eating more, making sure I got enough g protein, changing my lifts, still nothing...I'm just a weakling when everyone else soars past after a few months

>>26352711
I remember that thread and I'm still mad at you, honestly.

You fucking tool.