ITT: that kid thread >That kid who wasn't just joking

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>he really thinks depression is a thing

>that kid and his weird friend who was the first to discover porn in your grade

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>that kid who was always picked last in PE class
>that kid who ate lunch in the library
>that kid in the nerd group who got a girlfriend and discussed sex in the presence of virgins
>that kid who ran with his arms swept back like naruto
>that autistic kid who always ran to class
>that kid who carried his entire locker from class to class
>that relatively popular kid who committed suicide with no prior warnings
>that token fat kid who was successful socially and with girls

>muttered insults to the teacher the entire class

>>26347082
>the kid who had the biggest penis and fucked two fit teachers

what a chad

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>that kid that dropped out and nobody knew or cared why

guilty

>that kid who created his own pamphlets espousing the virtues of satanism and passed them out to all the special needs students.

>>26347226
his name was sam, he fell onto a drain and fucked his face up this one time.

shit was jokes

>Those girls who drank soap in foods class because they thought it would get them high and had to go to the hospital
>That kid who would wear the same jizz stained sweat pants everyday
>That kid who got a girl pregnant at 15 and subsequently dropped out
>That kid who thought he was tough as shit and would frequently attack kids and get his ass kicked
>that kid who brought a brick of cocaine to school to show how cool he was and when word got out he dropped it in a garbage can and covered it with paper towel to hide it but he wasn't seen again after that day.
>That kid who used to get chased around by a pack of chads at lunch and after school who would beat him with a heavy plastic stick they found
>That kid who would just leave every lunch and recess in high school and walk down to the mall or go for a stroll out in the woods beside school by himself
Last two were me

>>26347145
>that autistic kid who always ran to class
that was me you fucking normie

>that kid who would theatrically mix up all the lunch leftovers into a grotesque concoction and eat it

>>26347201
wow what a ledge #lad #ladbible #unilad

>that kid who never did homework any and and always wrote a F

>that kid who wanted to be like Naruto so he ran with his hands behind his back

>>26347283
>>26347201
spot the faggots

bloxi

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>>26347285
>any and and always wrote a F

>that kid who said he is depressed because his middle school gf for like 1 month broke up

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>>26347145
>>that kid in the group who got a girlfriend and discussed sex in the presence of virgins
This was me without realizing, it was just one of the best feelings of my life and wanted to share it with my acquaintances.

>That kid that dreamt of murdering all his classmate.
[Spoiler]tfw we were all that kid[/spoiler]

>that kid who was depressed and suicidal and frequently wrote suicide notes during class and looked up methods for hours after school.
Was me not gonna lie.

>that girl who talks in math class with her other stupid chick friends about what their favourite position is and how big her boyfriend's dick is
it was my gf

>>26347145
>>that token fat kid who was successful socially and with girls


KEK

>that kid who brought in a shotgun to school and threatened others with it then get suspended
>it was confirmed empty
I know it was one of you britbots

>>26347401
she was talking about 4 inches

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>the guy who got caught jerking off in the middle of class
>the weird kid who threw a desk and stormed out of the classroom in the middle of classwork
>the girl who wore the same hoodie every single day for six months I also dated her
>the fat guy that always seemed to be sweating, even on cold days in the middle of class
>that guy who looked up porn on the library computers
>that guy who pulled his balls sack out in the lunch room to "tea bag a girls tea"
>the fat girls who got the anime club disband for bringing in bookbags full of porn to trade with one another
>that guy who was anti-jock and hated the jocks and used his POS car to turf the football field but had one of his tires fly off and got it stuck on the field, caught the next day because he left it there and claimed "its not his car" even though they ID him though the plates.

high school was great, I don't know why you people hated it so much.

>That kid who was retarded but still hit on all the Stacie's and it was extremely fucking awkward and cringeworhy.

>>26347285
anon.....were you that kid?

>that kid who did muay thai/jiu jitsu/mma, smoked weed everyday and would be messing with every girl

>>26347459
>Wearing the same hoodie everyday for six months.
That was me except I wore the exact same outfit for all four years straight, washing it only once a week.
Is it really that weird?

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>that kid who smelled like literal shit

>that kid who ran to class with his arms behind his back like naruto because he thought it would make him run faster

>>26347459
>>that guy who was anti-jock and hated the jocks and used his POS car to turf the football field but had one of his tires fly off and got it stuck on the field, caught the next day because he left it there and claimed "its not his car" even though they ID him though the plates.
top kek, i guess doing a proper tire rotation is for "dumb jocks" only

>that turbochad who was friendly to you
>the rich asian chad with weird shoes

>>26347459
>high school was great, I don't know why you people hated it so much.
You do realize which board you're on, right?This is a place of loners/rejects, well it was.

>>26347459
>the fat girls who got the anime club disband for bringing in bookbags full of porn to trade with one another

Such is the fate of dojinshi circles in western society. Based Genshiken will have to stay in Japan.

>>26347537
>>26347312
is this just a meme or are ameriburgers really that autistic?

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>that guy who smashed his head on his desk in class randomly

>that kid who randomly and purposefully smashed his head through a window
that kid was me

>>26347588
i was just making fun of how people mention it every thread

>>26347595
it was me
Idk why

>that kid who tried a Kamehameha

>that kid who tried to tell you about the "secret level" in zelda

>That kid who had a bat-shit crazy laugh but was really chill as fuck.
>that girl with the rainbow knee high socks that she never took off and smelled of old milk and mildew
>That kid that would stand at the urinals with the sole intent to check out other guy's dongs.

>>26347145
>>that kid who carried his entire locker from class to class
this is me

>>26347897
>>26347145
this is still me. who the fuck wants to pay for exorbitant locker rental fees at university?

>>26347082
>that kid who seemed cool on the outside, so nobody quite understood why he has no GF

>>26347242
Fucking kek'd
Any trouble did he into get

>>26347459
was the guy who threw the desk named brent?

>>26348071
sup brent

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>That kid who would trap rats and insects in jars, and then during recess when nobody was at class would stick them into the backpacks and drawers of students he hated

Guilty as charged

>>26347145
>that kid in the nerd group who got a girlfriend and discussed sex in the presence of virgins
Me

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>>26347082
>that Smug Wojak kid

>That kid who would walk around in a trench coat with a messenger bag and tape printed out pictures of My Little Pony characters to various spots around the school.

>that kid in Guitar 1 who had a cheap $50 guitar they got from a yard sale who walked around with it on his back banging it around everywhere

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>that kid who would rub small amounts of cum on his homework and then turn it in to the hot teacher

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>>26347463
>That kid who only had Asperger's who hit on the resident Stacy almost every day
It hurt so much to watch.

>That kid who read the weather everyday
>That kid who yelled at a teacher and lost his weather job

>That kid who fucking asked a teacher out.

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>>26348159
>That kid who would walk around the school with an acoustic guitar and play it thinking he was the shit

>that black kid who got a 7th grader pregnant and threw a dead bird into the canteen when he was on litter picking duty

>>26348254
>that kid who had drumsticks in his backpack
>"What's a rudiment?"

>that kid who brought an ocarina to school and played it whenever he could.

>Those kids at lunch that would stick their food in their pants thinking it was funny.
>That kid who went around offering girls to touch his dick
>mfw he got suspended.
>That kid that ran with his arms behind his back during gym class.
Twas all me.

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>That kid who ate lunch in the bathroom
>That kid who became visibly distressed when surrounded by other people
>That kid who overreacted to people touching him
>That kid who intentionally ignored people trying to start conversations with him
>That kid who played his handhelds on the bus in highschool

>>26347459
>the weird kid who threw a desk and stormed out of the classroom in the middle of classwork
thats me!

>>26348349
Classic asperbers.
And mfw all those kids were me.
Thanks, anon.

>>26347595
thats me too

>that kid who knew about masturbation years before anybody else
> that same kid who also got caught watching porn in sixth grade
> that kid who threw a long fluorescent light bulb at a teacher he hated
>that kid who got beat up every single day and still fought back every time untill they finally left him alone
that guy was half irish half basque so i guess that makes a lot of sense

>that weird kid who nobody liked who killed himself then the day after all the girls and normies who made fun of him pretended to be so sad and acted like they were his best friend for attention and because they wanted to make it about them
Saw it with my own eyes folks

>>26348349
>>That kid who became visibly distressed when surrounded by other people
>>That kid who overreacted to people touching him
is this really so bad? No, no it isn't

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>That kid who never took off his headphones
>That kid who brought his ukulele or guitar everywhere and would always play the same 4 chords
>That kid who would always try to stick his finger up everyone's ass
>That kid who asked the teacher out in class
>That kid who tried to convince everyone to turn their desks around to mess with the teacher
>That kid who had something wrong with him but nobody knew what
>That kid who wore the same shirt every day
>That kid who didn't know nobody liked him but would still hang out with the same people every day

>>26348234
He was the truest alpha around

>>26348210
>that weird kid with aspergers who had stacies hit on him
>but he didnt know how to say yes when asked "wanna go to the bathroom ill suck ur dick"
guilty as charged

>>26348349
thats mew too lol

>>26348407
>That kid who didn't know nobody liked him but would still hang out with the same people every day

This hits home

>>26348456
Same here. Brings back awful memories of my teenage isolation.

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>>26348407
>that kid who never took off his headphones
Guilty as charged, its not like anyone was talking to me to begin with and I worked better cancelling their noise out.

>>26347897
>>26347936
Also me, sometimes I carry my bag in the front for easy access too.

>that kid who brought a guitar to school thinking it would bring him girls
>he just awkwardly carried it around with him and never played it

>>26347145
>>that kid who ran with his arms swept back like naruto

HOW ELSE CAN YOU GET TO CLASS ON TIME SENPAI

>>26348488
It's funny because he ended up being hit by a car whilst crossing the road because he didn't hear it coming.

He was fine.

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>that kid who carried around a sheet of paper that had their period blood smeared on it to be edgy and cool

>that kid you try an be friends with because nobody likes him and realize nobody likes him because he's a fucking asshole

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>>26347595
Thats me you fucking faggot

>that kid who wore a hoodie everyday
>that kid who looked super edgy but was actually very polite and kind
>that kid who had super long hair that covered his eyes
>that girl who slept almost every guy in the school and winded up going lesbian and still can't hold a stable or normal relationship to this day
>those jocks that stormed into random classrooms in booty shorts and did booty claps and twerks to anaconda off a radio one of them brought in
>those guys that use to make porn dialogue and moaning sounds whenever they walked somewhere together
>that mentally retarded girl that was attracted to you and would hold your hand and go arm in arm with you whenever she could
>that kid who walked into school with a horse mask on halloween and people were either scared or found it hilarious

I was that kid for the last one and mental girl. On my way home I wore the mask, and while I was waiting to cross I made eye contact with a dude who was pulling onto the street and we nodded toward one another for a minute, and he drove off smiling and laughing saying "he loved that kid to his gf"


>>26347145

>that kid who carried his entire locker from class to class

This was me. My locker was always way out of reach for all my classes throughout mandatory education, so it was simpler to just carry everything.

>>26347707
>that kid who tried a Kamehameha

I did it ironically.

>>26347968
Oddly specific to me.

>>26348456
>>26348475
LMAO this is me too, :)

>that kid that was dull and boring, but was voted as Drama King of his grade as a practical joke by Chads and Staceys

>>26348656
Chads and Staceys confirmed royalty of mischief

>that kid that sitted on a corner and wore autism shoes
>that funny black guy that was an uncle tom to the Chads
>that rich kid who acted like he had a completely normal life

>that kid who claimed to be a hacker
>that kid that played the autistic kid's youtube videos in class
>that teacher who was a blatant pedophile but was the only available teacher of their subject for miles

>>26347748
Fuck that kid. Wasted hours of my life on that shit

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>that kid who would eat with an open mouth and spit bits of food everywhere and you always sat with your back towards him because otherwise you would puke

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>that kid who made loud orgasm sounds to make his tard friends laugh
>that kid that everyone visibly disliked but he still tried to socialize
>that black guy that was into gaming/anime more than any weeb
>the groups of degenerates that gathered in dark corners of the school like rats
>that kid that knew nobody and tried talking to everyone
>that weeb that practiced anime fighting in the back of the bandroom because he couldnt play an instrument
That kid that everyone thought was a school shooter but was just tired and quiet 24/7

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>>26348770
>>that kid who made loud orgasm sounds to make his tard friends laugh
That was me

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>That kid brags about how he one a fight once with one punch, usually a sucker punch.

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>>26347145
>that token fat kid who was successful socially and with girls
>tfw that was me.
Still fat but haven't slept with anyone in 4 years.

>>26347826
Standing at the urinal to see other guys dongs, there was this guy at work who would do it, it was called "Pee Time" and when you went to the urinal he would too and comment on your penis, it was pretty funny and he wasnt gay

>That kid that bragged to everyone how he had over 2000 hours on civilization 5
That was me. They weren't impressed. Got nicknamed "no life" for rest of the year.

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>>26348404
That happened when some autistic kid a grade below me drowned in his parents hot tub without them noticing. Worst part was, I was 18 and in the fire department at the time as a call member and was there when they pulled his body out of the tub. All sorts of attention seeking fuckers were in the counselors office and in the hall the next day talking about how "they'd hang out together in math class" or some shit. Personally I never really knew him and didn't feel much either way about it, but it made me angry that people were trying to make it about them. Like shit, a kid just died and his parents and siblings were completely devastated, at least wait a minute before diving in for popularity points

>>26348807
Kyle get back to work Reeeeeeeeeep

>>26348892
Rightfully so too

>>26348855
Hate to break it to you but thats gay as fuck, the fact you let another man watch you pee is pretty gay too, you two should have sucked eachother off in the bathroom

>>26348897
If he was a tard i wouldnt be suprised if he was murdered and they made it look like a accident

>>26348853
Niggers and sucker punches M8 works everytime remember "2 on 1 is niggers fun"

>>26348770
>That kid that everyone thought was a school shooter but was just tired and quiet 24/7

guilty as charged. During one of my conferences, my spanish teacher told my mom she was terrified of me because I looked so angry all the time, but that's just my natural resting face and I didn't really like high school so I didn't talk much except to my friends (who were all from vocational school. I was a much different person at Voc than I was at regular HS)

>>26348712
Go on.. about the teacher who was a pedophile

>that nerdy kid who somehow got to be friends with all the school drug dealers and hoodlums, and you were never sure if they weren't just pretending to be friends with him as a joke
that kid was me[/spoiler

>>26348892
>civ 5 was released so long ago that now underage b& are talking about it
i want to get off

>>26348855
>not moving so far forward that nobody can see your dong
that's gay bro

>>26348404
>>26348897
worst part is - I think that the normies actually believe what they say
for them the ''hanging out'' meant actually bullying the poor kid
God, this makes me mad

>that kid who picked his scabs and wore moon boots.
>that kid that always looked up girls skirts and thought no one noticed
>that kid that peed on everything when he got drunk
>that super quiet kid everyone thought would shoot up the school but years later everyone found he was just into dudes

>>26348962
People at school thought that too. But nah, what had happened was he knew he wasn't supposed to go into the hot tub alone and was generally pretty good about it, so his parents went out for like an hour. It was determined that he'd climbed in and then had a seizure and slipped underneath the water and drowned. It was pretty awful when we were there, and the sounds his parents made when they were told their kid was dead were something that'll stick with me forever

After seeing their reaction, there's no way they killed him. No one is that good of an actor

>>26349019
They got their laughs out of you for being such a faggot

>>26348855
We use to "sword fight" when younger, a couple of guys would go to the bathroom and we would shake our penis pee streams through the other guys, I look back on it now and want to die

>>26348892
Civ5 wasn't even that good.
Waste of 2k hours, anon.

>>26349058
It was a trough urinal, so we could all see what our dicks look like he would say shit like "whoaa big dick jim is here" or "its not winter still" strange times

>>26349019
>mfw nerdy kid befriends drug dealer
>nerdy kid teaches drug dealer economics, supply-demand curves and how to optimally price his product
i'd watch that movie, i'm sure it's been made before.

>>26349092
>I look back on it now and want to die
Fucking kek.

>>26348983
Well shit it's not like I aint taken cheap shots before. I don't fucking brag about it though. Like winning a fight with one punch, wow why did you even get out of bed in the morning real challenging.

>>26348404
This is a huge reason why I didn't off myself in high school.

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>>26349092
>tfw friends had a sword fight at one of their houses
>everyone was having a right laugh and good tiem
>really wanted to join in for bonding time
>by the time I whipped my dick out they said "its over anon, it would be weird with 3 guys"
>it was a one time thing and "no homo"
>they joke about it a lot years later and manage to pull girls with it
That could have been me.

>>26349070
Damn thats rough, I responded to a wicked accident 2 older women weighed about 300 plus each were driving driver had full blown seizure and leg hit the gas pedal to about 98 right into a metal car stopper cut them both in half, glad I dont have seizures

>>26349169
You still have time to sword fight now try it before its to late

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>that kid who all the teachers just gave up on around tenth grade and let him just draw or read during class and go out whenever he liked for as long as he liked and skip gym class because he was a complete failure, but still polite and quiet and they probably didn't want to push him into school shooter territory

me desu

>>26349148
Im still in bed and havent showered

>>26349246
I've brought it up but the guys who did it said it would cheapen their "bro moment" and they're through with that stage.
I'll never slap dicks tips with another guy at this point

>>26349311
It sounds pretty fucking gay senpai

>>26349134
Yeah, its called breaking bad and it's a multi season TV show.

>>26349311
You have time, I got drunk a few weeks ago with 2 friends 1 was our DD, we all decided to whip our cocks out in the car and stretch them, we laughed and put them back in our pants I think one might bebgay but it was no homo

>>26349246
I thought sword fighting was where you and your bro get erections and thump your penis together? Kinda like playing thumb wars

>>26349066
Thats fucking strange my nigga, you want to fuck other dudes while wearing moon boots and are a potential shooter?

>that kid who was likable and could socialize but would stutter and avoid eye contact with girls

>>26347459
>the girl who wore the same hoodie every single day for six months
I went through one of these phases. My uncle bought me a jacket from his trip to Amsterdam. I thought it was the coolest shit ever and wore it every day for 3 months. One day it got ripped and it broke my heart

>>26349423
This is a quote from urban dictionary
"The occurrence of two naked men slapping each other cocks together as a form of sexual pleasure."

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>>26349331
It isn't gay if you say its just for a laugh beforehand, its only gay if you get turned on by it.
>>26349376
Maybe I can convince them for some drunk mischief

>>26349360
>walter white
>kid

>>26349542
This sounds like you are about to plan a rape

>>26349609
One time my friend kept trying to wrestle me when we were piss drunk, i got mad and threw him on the ground and pulled his shorts off I was about to rape him out of anger I didnt though but he collasped and lay there good times friendly wrestling almost turned into hate sex

>>26349489
Nothing wrong with /comfy senpai

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>That kid who always brought a guitar to school.
>That kid who looked and sounded retarded but was always with a new gf.
>That kid who claimed he he got the newest gaming console before it came out or even announced.
>That gay kid you didn't want to sit by you because he always got all touchy-touchy.
>That girl who got pregnant and had a mental breakdown in the restroom and tried to bash the baby out; leaving the restroom a bloody mess.
>That Black kid who was very good at math.
>That Jewish kid who always got coins thrown at him.
>That kid who OD'd in the boys restroom.
>That new kid who only showed up on the day he was introduced and was never heard from again.
>That Asian kid who only hung out with white kids.
>Those two ghetto-like black girls who got into a fight in class and pulled each other's weaves out.
>That kid who always talked about how straight edge he was.
>That kid who twitched one of his eyes like in cartoons whenever he got mad.
>That kid who wore a Naruto headband in school and did spastic shit with his hands to look like he was doing a jutsu.
>That kid autistic kid that started talking to you out of nowhere and didn't leave you alone.

>>26349721
At work we use to throw coins on the ground for a jew he would always pick them up they were just pennies

>that kid who was always trying to talk to the girls and they always tried to nicely reject him or ignored him
>that kid who always pulled cheesy jokes from stand up comedians
>that gang of nignogs/asians/poointhelooers who loved naruto and fighting games and would scream in Japanese in class
>that kid who was insanely insecure and would throw random fits on people

the latter was me. beat up a phajeet because I can't play sports for shit (he kept taunting me) and a kebab who drew something on my locker. no regrets though

>>26349721
Old fag here of 32, do fucking people actually run around like fucking Naruto? I hope this is b8

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>>26349721
>That Jewish kid that had coins thrown at him

me and my friends did that

>>26349766
Why is it that whenever black people are anine watchers, they are intense weaboo sperglords? There's never normal or mild black anime fans.

That fat kid that flipped out, tried to throw a chair across the room, but tripped instead, did some autistic ballet for a second, trying to hold his balance and then crash-landed, while smashing another kid in the mouth with the chair.

>>26349810
This, I knew a black guy named "Thor" he was an absolute weaboo sperg but had a hot ass japanese wife I can only imagine what his parents were like..

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>>26349721
>>That kid who twitched one of his eyes like in cartoons whenever he got mad.
This was me and i'm ashamed of myself for it

>>26349752
Jews DO like money. It's not just pure ignorant stereotyping.

>>26347748


>work with a "that kid" grown up
>talks about Zelda all the time
>whistles the tune
>bought a Wii U to play that Dynasty Warriors Zelda game
>try talking with him about games like Mount and Blade
>he has no fucking interest

I don't know which one of us is supposed to be more autistic.

>>26349721
>That kid who looked and sounded retarded but was always with a new gf.
There were a couple of these in my high school. They even kind of had a deformed face that retards have sometimes. They still had girlfriends somehow. wtf?

>>26349784


I'm 25. You're telling me kids didn't run around like Raptors from Jurrassic park (hands in front)

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>>26347459
>the girl who wore the same hoodie every single day for six months
We had a guy like that. Incredibly fat, wore the damn thing literally every single day for the three years I knew him.
He didn't even get changed in PE. People always joked he got so fat he couldn't get it off any more.
Once I had the misfortune of being placed beside him. You can't imagine the fucking stench.
I can imagine there are people like that on here. Why? Just why? Please tell me how you can have that little self awareness.

>That kid who always came up with funny jokes and years later you find out he ripped them off from movies/TV shows/Youtube videos/Comedians you didn't see.
Faggot copied shit word for word and tried to pass it as his own.

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>>26350054
>You're telling me kids didn't run around like Raptors from Jurrassic park (hands in front)

I only do this when I chase normies and REEEE

>>26350079
In ninth grade there was this high test goth girl who would wear the same baggy HIM shirt every day. She had perky boobs and never wore a bra so her tits stuck out clearly through the shirt. Really wanted to fuck her desu.

>>26349990
Lets be honest, who the fuck doesn't like money?
inb4 that one special guy who says "not me"

>>26350079
>I can imagine there are people like that on here. Why? Just why? Please tell me how you can have that little self awareness.
I'm not cool so who would really give a shit? Plus, it's easier just to throw the same thing on as you left it, it worked for the day, why do you have to dig through more clothes like anyone would care?

As for the smell; I usually don't notice.

>>26350079
The hoodie was comfortable and I didn't give a fuck about what I wore.
Wore the same exact outfit, same clothes mind you, for all four years of highschool.
Proud and would do it again.

>>26350054
Thanks for reminding me. I knew a kid who did that.

>>26350054
Only when I'm chasing cute girls and threatening to tickle them.
I was suspended for it.
>That kid that chased girls around in gym class threatening to tickle them.
I was really a weird fuck.
Now I can only get off to tickle porn.

>>26350079

I was that kid. My family was poor af so i couldn't afford any clothes also no shower or bathroom so I only got to wash myself about once a week.

>>26347082
> that kid who hung around with a group of friends, but was never part of the group.

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>that incredible gay acting kid who always randomly touched everyone's junk and ass
>he had several gfs
To this day I don't really understand

>that kid who blasts his music thru his headphones and everyone can hear

>>26350264
>the enthusiasm of the group always seemed to go down when he showed up

>>26350264
I'm that kid. Hung out with those same motherfuckers for 5 fucking years and they never invited me to anything, not once.

>>26350298
This didn't happen though. Whenever I was 'allowed' into a conversation I made everyone laugh and brought up good topics. I never determined what the issue was.

>>26348610
>that kid who was still in high school when anaconda came out

>that girl who always said she was bi but never ever showed any behavior of such

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>having more than one hoodie
For what purpose though? I never understood this meme, most people I knew in school didn't have more than two hoodies. Owning just one is fine as long as you keep it clean, its basically like an optional jacket that you only have to wear certain times.

>>26350282
That was me.
Didn't realize headphones could leak as easily as they do and everyone found out I was an eggy Evanescence fan.
Called faggot for a month straight.

>>26350337
This.
What's the point of owning more than two hoodies? Or more than two of fucking anything? Just wash your damn outfit once a week, practice basic hygiene and you won't be the stereotypical smelly kid that wears the same thing everyday but just that kid who wears the same thing everyday.

>>26350372
>not owning multiple hoodies
I guess we know who wasn't stylish in high school.

>>26350337
what else can you wear beside hoodie?

>>26350337
In this >>26350079 case it wasn't one with a zipper. No idea if that's called differently, no native speaker.
He basically wore this as a shirt with nothing underneath it every day.

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>that kid who was relentlessly bullied from elementary school to highschool cause his mother was a prostitute
not everyone is born to a loving middle class family you fucking normalfags. i didn't even do anything wrong, why would they attack me like this?

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>that guy who couldn't make friends with anyone in his grade and began to hang out with people 1-2 years younger than him
They're still my only friends a couple years later

>>26350409
>mother was a prostitute
How many men did she go through before she had you? I know it's double digits and you probably aren't the only one.

>that kid with aspergers who tried his hardest
that was me

>>26350391
Yup, not at all. Wore the exact same outfit for four years straight.
People didn't even notice or care. What's the big fuss about?

>>26347082
>that kid who was always showing his dick and touching others dick

>>26347082
>that kid who made this thread

>>26350391
Fuck you mate, my cargo pants got me more pussy than all 10 pockets could hold

>>26347588
I ran like sanic but that was one time.

>>26350435
>how many men did she go through before she had you
no idea. all i know about her is that she is a whore and i hate her

>>26350224
How fucking autistic do you want to be to do shit like that?
What the hell is wrong with you?
No wonder they suspended you, they probably thought you were a rapist.

>>26347365
fuck you

>originall komment

>>26350337
WHY HAVE MORE THAN ONE SET OF CLOTHES THAT YOU WASH EVERYDAY? I MEAN YOU DON'T NEED MORE THAN ONE AMIRITE?

>>26350482
Me too in middle school i used to do that

>>26350403
I'd say its still a hoodie, if it was worn literally like a shirt like the story implies then fair game, especially since its way more in contact with your body.

>>26350538
It's a waste to wash clothes everyday. 2 weeks of clothes is a good amount.

>>26347145
>that autistic kid who always ran to class
did people have problems with that
move the fuck out of my way normie

>>26350224
Did you ever actually succeed and catch one? What happened after?

>that kid who got dubs
>original

>>26350563
Why would you do that? You have like 5 minutes to get there.

>That kid who did an Anime presentation.

>That group of indie kids who smoked weed once at a party so they all wore weed socks and dyed their hair pastel colors and never shut up about Neutral Milk Hotel
>That group of rave kids who all did and sold weird drugs
>That one rave kid in the group who flipped out and got sent to rehab and became a therapist major in college my gf
>That one girl who was obsessed with death and morbidity to the point where the goth kids though she was scary
>That one kid who was obviously mentally unstable and not fit for the classroom but tested too high to be in the special needs program
>That one pair of girls who were REALLY close until they had a lesbian experience with each other at a party and never spoke to each other again after that
>That one lesbian who passed all her classes with As and was extremely well liked by everyone despite having no astonishing characteristics or talents outside of being the school's only gay martyr. me

...maybe my high school was just really fucking weird...

>>26350571
Could you fuck off?

>>26347537
That kid who ran like that plus that max steel yahoo

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>that kid whos parents refused to buy him a school uniform so he played it off like he was being rebelious to hide his shame

>that kid that tried to hit the headteacher with a metal pipe

>that kid that groped my bum when i was walking up the stairs

>that kid that kept setting the fire alarm off in between classes

>>26350630
Nice normie greentext.

>>26350567
A few times.
I did it every gym class during that year and some of them were assumed while everyone else thought I was a fucking creep.
That's when I realized I had a fetish for tickling chicks and bow just being around girls is a pain because I have to really good myself back from tickling their sides and armpits and such.
When they suspended me my parents were really pissed, thought I was some sort of sex offender in the making or whatever.
Highschool was shit after than since when I came back I became "That tickle freak"

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>>26348407
>That kid who didn't know nobody liked him but would still hang out with the same people every day

This is painful.

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>>26350597
>everyone in class had to do a presentation of animated shows they liked
>at a weeb stage where I obsessed over anime
>did a presentation on Elfen Lied
>included pictures in my powerpoint and tried my hardest to make the presentation seem edgy and interesting
>got kicked out of class for showing "indecent" content of gore and female nudity
YOU DIDN'T CARE WHEN NORMIES WERE TALKING ABOUT LEELA FROM FUTURAMAS TITS, ITS NOT FAIR

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>>26350688
>kid who groped bums when walking up the stairs
Sorry Dave

>>26347826
>>That kid that would stand at the urinals with the sole intent to check out other guy's dongs.

To this day I splash myself if I try to use them because I never learned how to do it because this fucker was always there.

>>26349721
>That kid who claimed he he got the newest gaming console before it came out or even announced.
I KNEW A KID LIKE THIS!
Until his guinea pig bites into his dick. Sorry, to tired for a greentext.

>>26350725
>Elfen Lied
What the fuck were you thinking? Out of all the Anime?

>>26348071
Hi Brent do you still live in town?

>>26347459
>>the girl who wore the same hoodie every single day for six months

Me but I'm a guy. Just lazy to buy a new one.

>>26348349
>>That kid who became visibly distressed when surrounded by other people
>>That kid who overreacted to people touching him
>>That kid who intentionally ignored people trying to start conversations with him


That's me until this day fampai

>>26349125
It's still fucking fruity. Just because he made a joke of it doesn't make it not gay. I could understand if it was once, but if he was known for that, well...

>>26350758
I was an edgy weeb, and I thought people would be interested. If shit like South Park could have gotten praise for being "lel violent and entertaining" then I had nothing to worry about.
Nobody actually really cared about me showing it, the teacher thought it was too much.

>That kid who looked like a brat but got into street fights and did graffiti
>That kid who never understood nobody liked him and pretended to be best friends with everyone
>That kid who got a B on a test and flipped out so hard he had to be wrangled
>That kid who was ridiculously smart and wore a hoodie with the text "Fuck google, ask me"
>That kid who thought he was tough shit, was a senior and picked a fight with a 16 year old asian dude, mr tough shit got beaten by an inch of his life
>That kid who always tried to hook up with the new girl in class

>>26347968
>>that kid who seemed cool on the outside, so nobody quite understood why he has no GF

Too close to home senpai

>>26348532
>that teacher who made you be friends with all the rejects so you end up with a group full of that kid every single day.
>the fat one who always smelled like farts
>the gay one who always had that smile on and tried to touch dicks
>the one who has a pale joker face and suddenly burst into anger
>the really ugly one with a hairy face. Not beard but a hairy face

>>26350856
>If shit like South Park could have gotten praise for being "lel violent and entertaining" then I had nothing to worry about.
South Parks presentation of violence is completely different from Elfen Lied.

>>26350282
degenerated subhumans everywhere all the time...

>>26350630
Don't know why you're here. Go back to /lgbt/ or something.

>>26348407
>>That kid who didn't know nobody liked him but would still hang out with the same people every day

Me

>>26350630
fuck off normalfag. nobody likes you.

>that kid who played magic at breakfast every day
>that kid who had dandruff on his shitty sweater he wore everyday

>>26348712
>>that kid who claimed to be a hacker
>>that kid that played the autistic kid's youtube videos in class

Both describes my best friend.

>>26347534
It's usually nigger breath in my experiences.

>>26348770
>>that black guy that was into gaming/anime more than any weeb

Guilty

>>26351114
What is it with niggers and bad breath? I always breathe out when speaking to niggers, just to try and avoid that shit.

>>26349721
>That girl who got pregnant and had a mental breakdown in the restroom and tried to bash the baby out; leaving the restroom a bloody mess.
LOL
Please i have to know
Did it work?

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>that kid who came to school early and paced around the halls fantasizing about shooting everyone

>That one kid with the high pitched voice that made disgusting jokes thinking he was funny.

Me...

>>26348770
>that kid that everyone visibly disliked but he still tried to socialize
What the fuck
PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHY DONT PEOPLE LIKE ME
I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS
COME FUCKING ON

>>26350417
Exactly me

>>26348234
He later got suspended for sexual harassment lol

>>26348125
Seriously devilish, that's amazing.

>>26348610
>>that kid who wore a hoodie everyday
This was me. Do people actually make fun of you for this shit, I get cold easily...

>>26347516
Nah, I do that too

>>26349134
It's a small scene on Get Hard

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>That kid who wore the same 3 jackets every single day rain or shine

>>26348532
>kid who tried to convince everyone to turn their desks around to mess with the teacher
oh fuck that was me

>>26348338
i knew one like that too
what's his name

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>>26348770
>>that kid that knew nobody and tried talking to everyone
Me tbqh famiglia.

>>26348610
>the first 3
holy fucking shit
are you canadian

>that guy who would always talk about sex and girls but hit on me pretty much every day (I'm a guy btw ;)) and called me honey sometimes (wtf)
>that passive aggressive asshole
>that 9/10 with a 10/10 ass that nobody dated because she was boring as fuck and rejected everyone
>that guy ADHD who thinks he fits in but doesn't know how clueless he really is
>that kid who got perfect grades and everyone though he would succeed but one day he just snaped and gave up on everything me
>that hypersensitive girl

>>26348254
"anybody wanna here wonderwall?"

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>that short, skinny, scrawny kid who thought he was hot shit and one day he got his shit slapped hardcore by the fat, much larger kid he used to pick on much to the joy and entertainment of everyone who happened to be lucky enough to watch

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>>26347354
hey its not cool to bully others freindio. english may not be his first language

>>26347362
>that kid who burst out crying and told everyone how he was gonna kill himself after his gf in 5th grade left him

>>26352779
>>>/tumblr/
Where fags like you belong

>>26348404
This is happened in my highschool

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>that kid who allegedly went to karate class or some bullshit
>kept showing his karate moves whenever he could
>he knew the magical super secret death pinch on the neck vein
admit it we all knew him

>>26351212
>>26350630
>that one girl who was obsessed with death and morbidity to the point where the goth kids thought she was scary

Me. I ended up getting arrested. My fault for taking my journal to school.

>>26348349
>That kid who became visibly distressed when surrounded by other people
>That kid who overreacted to people touching him

Me as well but I have PTSD so I have an excuse.

>>26347145
>>that kid who carried his entire locker from class to class
I was that kid my freshamn and sophomore years

>>that relatively popular kid who committed suicide with no prior warnings

I knew that kid. He was actually a pretty nice guy. No one knows why he did it.

>>26347082
That kid that knew my facebook password and got on to talk to girls

>That kid who bragged about having herpes at school.

>>26348254
>that kid with the martin travel sized acoustic who butchered the final countdown melody every day at lunch

>that other kid that wrote his own terrible songs in guitar class

>>26353242
Did you have a goth/emo phase?

can I see?

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>that fat kid who was so fucking horrendous at PE that he had to take an extra class during lunch break where he was the only male present

It was me, you fuckers have NO IDEA how humiliating this shit was

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>that kid who always denied having his home as a meeting place for group projects because he was poor as fuck and his place was small and look bad
'Twas me desu senpai.

>>26347354
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>>26347516
Yes it is, how the fuck could you wear the same clothes more than once a week and feel like thats okay, baka dirty motherfuckers.

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>>26347145
>that autistic kid who always ran to class
only if i was late
>>that kid who carried his entire locker from class to class
every single time
>>that kid who was always picked last in PE class
a few picks from last because I could hold a low form of conversation with chads

>>that token fat kid who was successful socially and with girls
I hated that kid

>>26348254
>>That kid who would walk around the school with an acoustic guitar and play it thinking he was the shit
>that kid that looked like a turbo autist carrying a guitar case bigger then him

>>26348770
>>that kid that everyone visibly disliked but he still tried to socialize
me for the whole time

>>26349721
>>That gay kid you didn't want to sit by you because he always got all touchy-touchy.
he was ok, was the first person who was friendly to me

>>26349721
>>That kid autistic kid that started talking to you out of nowhere and didn't leave you alone.
fuck that kid, leave me alone. dont explain TV show jokes to me

>that kid that thought he was le epic troll xD while in senior year
>that kid that turned up only 6 times in a year and still managed to pass

unrelated but, did the chads in your schools actually make you hate them? All of the chads (not the stupid lackeys that orbited) were generally nice, like the small acknowledgements when they saw you just by greeting and whatnot where I would respond you-u too

>>26349134
Yeah what happens in real life is the dealer just hooks him on something and the nerd drops out and the dealer makes a ton of money, I have seen it happen, the dealer will rub shit in his face like not having a gf and to take this pill for free the first time, maybe some white will help with the girls bro, just uh, I gotta do this thing and you have to pay be a bit more but I'll hook you up man the girls will love ya, I was fucking all night on it. (He doesn't touch that shit)

>>26347560
Exactly, it was. Pretty normie tier now

>>26350181

this is beyond pathetic

>>26350187

anotha one, jesus christ and you fuckers complain about people not wanting to be your friend

>>26350712
I'm sorry but I kek'd.
I've never seen so much autism in one post holy crap.
>>26354941
What's with all these normies and buying dozens of outfits? Fuck off. You literally only need two outfits. One primary outfit and one backup in case something happens to the primary one. You normies worry too much about muh clothes.
>>26354670
Had something similar happen to me.
I was so fucking physically inept that I had to stay after p.e. class and do pushups and shit for the teacher.
To this day I am still unable to do more than three. It's not that in fat or anything, actually fairly average build. I'm just incredibly, extremely weak.
>>26352816
Unfortunately I can relate to this.
>>26351212
I did that I some days. Walking around the halls during lunch because no friends and social anxiety, and I would just fucking fantasize about it. Really was calming.
>>26355179
Normie detected.
Nobody gives a fuck about what you wear honestly. I never wore the same thing everyday but I can see where these anons rationalizations come from.

>>26347082
>that kid who was a genius, but was a lazy shit autist who only played vidya

>>26347516
No, most people including popular people would wear the same sweater or jeans multiple times in a row, that is normal.

>>26355222

>nobody gives a fuck what you wear
top fucking kek

> ignoring the fact that you should care what you wear
> you should always try to look your best, especiallly in a public setting

>that kid who bit a teacher

>>26347145
>that kid who ate lunch in the library
Holy shit, that was me

>that small foreign kid who had a group of friends but they always made fun of him
>that extremely tall skinny girl who was always shy about everything
>that girl who got braces and always covered her mouth when she spoke
>that girl who would come to school in full anime cosplay for Halloween
>that group of band kids that only hung out with each other
>that faggot stoner kid who made bongs out of Gatorade bottles and carried them in their backpacks
>that faggot straightedge kid who would openly display his hatred for those stoners
>that group of weirdos who wore the suspenders just hanging off their asses, had the pants with the stupid fucking straps, wore rainbow elbow-length fingerless gloves
>that ROTC girl who was a complete bitch for no reason
>that odd couple consisting of a manlet and 6/10 grill that would make out all of lunch period
>that extremely hot girl who for some reason hung out with the anime club
>that group of Asians that exclusively hung out with the blacks
>that group of gangsta Mexicans

>>26355198
That anon you quoted here.
What's the big deal about this?
Anyway you asked for another one so I guess I have to provide.
>That kid who went to the bathroom stalls during lunch.
>Was bored as all hell since I finished eating my lunch and had nothing else to do besides try to ignore the horrid stench if dry piss on the floor.
>Decide to take out my dick and start fapping because it wasn't even halfway through the lunch period and no one came into the bathroom anyway. Plus I was a bit horny from seeing my oneitis beforehand.
>Decide to take off shoe and use sock because it feels better.
>Going at it in a high school bathroom stall.
>Try not to realize just how fucking pathetic and disgusting I was being.
>Cum a few minutes in and lie back on toilet.
>Begin to zip up pants, etc.
>Put on my sock.
>mfw
>Had to hold in the urge to fucking scream.
>Foot covered in my seed.
>Use toliet paper to clean it off.
>Decide I need to clean my sock before wearing it so I put it into the toliet water in an effort to get the cum out of it.
>mfw now I have a wet fucking sock.
>The bell rings and I legit fucking panic.
>Try wringing out he sock and then putting it on.
>Spend the next period with a mushy and wet foot.
>Thankfully was last period of day so get home and take off sock, hide in my my sock drawer from mom.
>Mom would later find my cum sock collection a week later anyway. (That's a whole other story if you guys wanna hear it just ask)
This is probably one of my most pathetic moments from highschool. I think that was when I hit rock bottom, because I haven't done anything more sperglordish than that so far.

>that fat "tough" kid who wore the same manowar shirt every day

I wonder what had become of him

>>26355244
did you mean
>that kid who was just lazy?

>That kid who vomited on the Bus when you were sitting right next to him

>>26347707
WHO HAS NOT TRIED

>That kid who wanted to "rule the school" and laughed like some cartoon villain.

>those retarded kids who made weird noises during the moment of silence on remembrance day
>those arab kids who acted blacker than most of the black kids
>those disgustingly fat dykes in gsa
>that girl who was a huge roastie since grade 9 and was probably mentally ill
>that stereotypical nerd kid who kept asking the dumbest fucking questions in class
>that lonely kid who was approached a lot by people who felt bad for him only to leave him once they got tired of his autism me
>that uber-chad that girls pretended to hate when they were around him
>that asian turbo autist who carried a plushie around and had a gf
>that foreign kid who could barely understand what everyone said and couldn't do anything right during the first few weeks me again
>that teacher who killed himself

>>26354955
even some of the tyrones were nice at my school
a few of the chads were assholes though

>>26355571
I didn't because I was probably the only kid who hated Dragon Ball and thought it was a dumb show for autists.

I did try casting Harry Potter magic with my toy wand

>that kid who said he was gonna shoot up every school he ever went to and eventually brought a gun to school, but didn't shoot
>that kid that gangbanged across schools and was declared king by all the fighters
>that kid that called the cops on everyone because they were getting raped/threatening to kill people with hammers
>that kid that summoned demons in class
>that kid that fought every person he could find and had permanent brain damage by the time he was 13
>that kid that threatened to shit in people's food and asked if anyone ever got banged
>that kid that poured water on the cool kid and said he was his bitch now
>that kid that yelled at people until they fought him

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>That kid who got a girlfriend and would never stop talking about her and let her control his life
Fucking women ruin every ring of friends.

>>26355591
>that stereotypical nerd kid who kept asking the dumbest fucking questions in class
Literally never knew when to shut the fuck up. Always made everything longer than it should have. It's like they never heard of Google.

>>26355641
What the fuck kind of retard school did you go to?

>>26355648
>that closetfag that would get extremely butthurt every time one of his friends got a girlfriend
Can't you faggots just be happy that your friend is happy?

>>26355677
Sounds like he went to one of those Alternative Schools.

>>26355689
>Can't you faggots just be happy that your friend is happy?
No, I don't want to hear him constantly talk about his GF and bring her in exclusive conversation between us bros. Keep your skank in the bedroom, fuckhead.

>>26355748
I went to an "Alternative School" and no one there was as violent or autistic as those kids.

>>26355677
south/west public seattle schools. it was dope, we got high off violence

>>26355786
And that's why guys tend to stay away from their friend group when they get a girl. But then the friends end up getting butthurt about that, too.

>that kid who steps on your new shoes
I kicked the fuck out of his shins

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>that kid who KNEW what the world actually is
>that kid who had straight A's and 130 iq but just gave up for some reason
2bh im kind of a real life sans the skeleton.
>that kid who just KNOWS what everyone else could EVER know in school (deep web and other very hidden stuff)

i was at 8th grade 2012, heard about the deepweb, check it out.
and i have honestly ascended at one point because life seriously just doesnt matter to me. im seriously ready to just kill someone or myself any time.

BONUS: >that kid who wore homestuck merch

>>26356076
>2bh im kind of a real life sans the skeleton.
Post invalid. To Tumblr with you.

>>26356135
i couldn't find a better character in my head. so pls stop being that kid
:^)

>that girl that was so unhygienic, that the school expelled her until she cleaned herself up

Literally so fucking repulsive.

>>26356163
>fictionkin confirmed
No really
Back to tumblr

>>26347459
>>26347516
>Wearing the same hoodie everyday for six months
I really need to get a third hoodie.

>that guy that forcibly stuck his hand down a hot girls pants in year 8 (12-13 years old)

I have no fucking clue how I wasn't told on and suspended for that.

>>26356221
ive honestly never actually BEEN to tumblr fyi

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>>26347748
>that way younger kid that told you you could get Kyogre and Groudon's locations by talking to the Waether Institute's people and getting the Regi trio by doing some random shit on an island
>he was fucking right

>>26355641
i swear to christ half of these are from tenjho tenge

>>26356287
>>26355436
>>26350712
You three would make good friends.
All sperglords that literally couldn't hold their autism in.

>>26354955
Since schools in our country aren't as barbaric as in fucking U.S. or France no one randomly picked on you no matter how geeky or weakling you were, specially if they were older (you would only get laughed at if you did some ridiculous shit like shitting on a garbage can)... I don't hate them, they're actually pretty cool to be with honestly, if anything I'm highly jealous because I don't have that social smoothness they all share, also I'm not fit.

>>26349752
When I lived in France, we would throw cents to the 11 y/o niggitas in the school yard and see them fight over them.

>>26356370
Tbh quite a few people in my year forcibly stuck their hands down girls knickers. I can recall 5 or 6 people doing it that I heard of. They were all fairly alpha.

>that kid who pierced his ears with a paper clip during science class

>>26347534
>>26351114
>that kid who smelled like literal shit
Literally every nigger I had to go to high school with

>that kid in an eternal purgatory, not cool, not nerdy, stuck in the grey

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>>26347588
>try running track when I was 10 because I was one of the fastest kids at school
>dad takes me to my first practice
>I get nervous or something and I do the Sonic run
>I must have thought "I'm running SERIOUSLY now, so this is how I have to run"
>my dad tells me after practice "don't run like that"

>>26349721
>That kid autistic kid that started talking to you out of nowhere and didn't leave you alone.
This happened to me five times throughout high school.
Same thing happened everytime, barely managing to fit in and not be retarded, and then everyone thinks your friends with the autist and want you to go away because he always follows you over.

>>26349784
>>26350054
It's not, kids still do both of these things. The "ninja" runners are just weeb faggots, the ones with hands in front are more than likely retarded.

>>26356076
>deepweb
ever found anything remotely interesting?

>that kid that had an alcoholic abusive parent telling him to kill himself every day which he overcompensated by acting weird or overly nice in class and everyone ended hating him and he turned out completely insane

oh wait.

>falling for the deep web Meme
Really it's just drugs and gore if you have the right links, nothing special.

>>26347262
you happen to live in Ohio?

>>26347459
Kek, I threw a desk at some asshole once. Felt pretty good actually. I also ran him over with his own bike later

>>26351962
CJ


original as fuck

>>26347542
You dont even know what a tire rotation is

>>26356724
alot of intel and conspiracies.
but i have actual and real info about area 51. sadly, that link died like all of the links do

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>that kid who actually vittu'd out
i salute you

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>>26347082
>that kid who united the Germanic peoples under one flag

>>26350725
Did this with haruhi and lucky star in 7th grade
So glad I moved states for highschool, finally learned how to hide my powerlevel by then.

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>That kid whose jokes you have to laugh at to get him to shut the fuck up

>>26354670
At least you were near some sweaty roasties

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>that optimistic, tall and skinny guy who was really funny but had a lot of internal problems he kept hidden, such as depression, sexual confusion and loneliness
me
>that guy who had his mom die and he consistently makes a big deal out of it
>that boyband wannabe
>the only black kid in your class who always got in trouble
>the mullato guy who would say racist shit
>that redneck who sold weed and kept a gun in his truck
>that really fat black dude everyone liked
>that really fat freshman who acted and sounded like a 10yo
>that wheelchair kid who was actually pretty popular
>the ditzy girl who was booksmart but naive as hell, who eventually got her shit smacked by a black bf
>the gremlin FOB mexicans who dont speak english that yell in spanish
>the second generation hispanics that try to act gangster despite being middle class
>the slightly-off kid who introduced you to 4chan

>>26355436
Your story gave me some surprisingly heavy feels

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>that fat kid who had his sweater on even during the hot months

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>>26355436
>cum sock collection
why on earth my friend why on earth would you do this thing?

>>26357190
>get him to shut the fuck up
Nigga, he just tells more.

>>26349187
anon, what the fuck are you saying?

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>that guy who wore pokemon merchandise and had a pikachu backpack
>that guy who would never take off his shirt even at a pool
>that guy who always tried to imitate cartoon reactions in real life
>that guy who spent lunch in the janitors cupboard
>that guy who almost blew the lab up in science
>that guy who moved to a new school and was so nervous he spoke in a scottish accent and faked it to seem interesting

some may have been me