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How do you feel about not ever being able to really please a woman with your under, above or plain average penis?
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bad. thats an understatement.

life is fucking pain
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>>26346274

I don't have that issue cucklord
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>>26346274
it's ok I guess, I enjoy getting fucked in the butt way more
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I used to be terrible at sex. Then, one day, I came to peace with myself and my body. Any girl I fucked after that has had multiple orgasms during intercourse. Sometimes I even have multiple ones. I often have more stamina than the girl even. Feels good man.

Penis is pretty average do. Maybe a bit shorter. Then again there's more to sex then just going in and out.
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>tfw you have a king of the manlets equivalent of a penis
>6.8 inches long
>5.5 girth

Feels bad man
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>>26346580
Jesus christ man, you don't know how good you got it.

And OP, please fuck off. I can't believe you cucks are still perpetuating this idea that if you have a below average/average penis you'll never pleasure a woman. You know you're fucking wrong yet you won't let that doubt in your head go. Man, people on this board have such a skewed view of women in general, if it was more realistic maybe you dullards would have a chance.
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>>26346712
mhmm

what would you tell somebody with a micropenis, huh? that maybe he could do some cunningulus? lmao
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>>26346770
Yes actually, I would. Lesbians get away with it all the time.
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>>26346274
Who actually gives a shit about pleasing women?
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>10 inch dick
>5'5 black guy so no woman will ever see it anyway
The absolute worst feeling
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>>26346819
you fucking idiot.
you mean to tell me its literally no big deal that you have a 2 inch dick as long as you can make a woman orgasm with your tongue? you make me sick. these people will literally never experience what sex feels like because their dicks are so small.
>but its ok since you can stick your tongue in her and she can try sucking your penis!

i dont even know what else to say. what you said is so fucking retarded i cant add anything to it.
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>>26346839
get a guitar and eat a TON of celery. It will make le chick magnet. I did this as a nigga manlet and the females are constantly checking me out
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>>26346920
I tried the celery thing for a day or two, probably read one of your post but like all things I went overboard on it then stopped. My guitar is back home
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I can though.

I have a massive fucking cock, like worship worthy.

But the joke is I'm a NEET unable to use it.
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>>26346920
Why celery?
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