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My new gf has a roastie. She told me that...
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My new gf has a roastie. She told me that It's naturally like that.
I don't know what to believe.
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>>26345293
>robot logic.
>look at a pussy
>big puffy dangling labia
>LOL MUST BE A WHORE HERE LET ME POST A PICTURE OF A PERFECT PUSSY
>It's from a porn star that's done 300 movies
>anyone that disagrees with 8th grade biology is a "roastie"
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>>26345293
The only girls who have innies are either 9 years old or had a vaginoplasty.
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>>26345293
DISGUSTING!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26345449
Said the robot who's never seen a vagina irl
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>>26345356
Fat girls tend to have innies as well, i love fatties
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My biggest nightmare is finally getting a gf, looking forward to seeing some pussy and then being confronted with a roastie mess

Maybe its best I stay an incel
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>>26345491
I've noticed this as well. Even if they're thicker / chubby, they have an innie. Why is this?
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>>26345293
Who are you going to believe? Your gf or a bunch of autistic virgins on r9k who have never seen a naked female in their real lives?

I think the choice is easy.
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>>26345521
It's honestly the worst feeling desu. I've ran into this problem only a few times. I've slept with plenty of women, but fortunately I've only had to handle only a few roasties.
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>>26345293
You sure she just doesnt have a penis?
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>>26345526
The fat literally swallowed their vagina. That's why.
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>>26345521
common nightmare
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>>26345521
Just pay her a vaginoplasty.
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>>26345530
Only a retard would believe a woman. Women lie and fake things all the time.
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>>26345569
XD

I mean the "roastie = whore" and "women are stupid and liars, amirite?" are cute memes to waste time with on arcanine, but have no basis in reality.
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>>26345293
> she told me
> new gf
You saw her naked the first time and straight away started criticizing her and making her insecure?

Kek enjoy getting dumped.
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>>26345569
Only a retard would write in such an autistic manner. Leave ur basement. Not all women are sjw tumblrinas and landwhales
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>>26345293
This guy's got it right:
>>26345330
>anyone that disagrees with 8th grade biology is a "roastie"
Puberty kicks off and bam, pussies blow up. It's the same with penises. They don't all come out looking exactly the same.
Fun fact, one pussy lip is usually larger than the other. Kinda like how one nut hangs just a bit lower.
all this crap about "roast beef lips" being the result of excessive sexual activity is just bullshit rhetoric with no basis or foundation in reality.
If you paid attention in your 8th grade sex ed class instead of sweating and giggling when the teacher said "ovaries", you'd know that people develop differently in puberty.
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>>26345559
This is incorrect, but close, the outer lips get a lot of fat buildup and thats why they all have innies. It feels amazing on your cock and mouth and helps retain the cunt flavor.
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>>26345633
med student here: this guy's nailed it.
Also, they can get bruised up from sex, just the same as any body part that can be bruised.
Also, pussies can change color from childbirth, from pink to red.
growing big and flappy? not a chance.
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>>26345293
I'm both a virgin and a "roastie", also can't believe that you asked her about it probably making her insecure.
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>>26345862
protip: your daddy fucked you as an infant
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