>tfw no jaw
Don't tell me to lose weight. I've tried and it doesn't work. Pic related isn't me but I look similar but with a slightly wider forehead.
You can lose weight, just eat a fucking calorie deficit over 3-6 months. I guarentee you will unless youre a retard who cant fucking count
Jesus christ I hate fat people, oh "boo hoo I cant lose weight". Put the fucking pizza down and go for a walk. Its not that bad. Have a cry
It would be more like $5,000 and you can save that up if you cut dumb shit and try being a bit more frugal. You can think of it as a way to teach yourself how to save your money better.