>ordered a onahole >left japan 5 days ago >FIVE FUCKING

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>Getting this mad because a fake vagina takes longer than 5 days to travel half the world to your doorstep.
If there were ever a time to use the term "first world problems", this is it.

I hope that onahole gives you dick cancer, you dumb frogposter.

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>>26337401
Nah, that would be those retarded #justgirlythings instagram shit

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>>26337401

>Things were WORSE at some point in the past! You can never be angry about things ever now!

>>26337283
>not shipping it EMS.
That's what you get for cheaping out.

>>26337504
Getting angry because something from another continent takes longer than 5 days to reach you is ridiculous.

>>26337563

Well

I

DISAGREE!!

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>>26337588
Are your fat rolls jiggling as you bounce up and down in rage in your computer chair?

Here's a thought: fucking a plastic cunt is like fucking a tranny... which makes you a fag

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>>26337283

>some pilot recognized the packaging and fucked your onahole on the long autopilot trip across the Pacific

>>26337525
It IS EMS.

What site did you order it from and which onahole is it?

I kinda want an onahole, but I'm afraid it will be too small since it's made for Japanese men.

Has anyone had this problem?

Whats the difference between a onahole and any other fuck toy? I ordered a Tenga 3d thing once and it was ok. Is an onahole any better?

>>26338462
Look up the dimensions online. If it's a reputable site, they will tell you. Most onaholes can take a pretty girthy dick so don't worry about tearing it unless you're built like a soda can.

>>26338472
>Whats the difference between a onahole and any other fuck toy?
Don't know about your specific Tenga but most onaholes are washable and reusable. Since they're made with better and softer materials, they feel way better too.

>>26338607
I'm not worried about hurting it, I'm worried about it hurting me.

>>26338619
Oh. Just use plenty of water-based lube (if you use too little you risk the lube drying out and chafing your penis).

The onahole itself is really soft so it can't hurt you unless you go in dry or do something as dumb as use your own cum as lube (yes, people have tried this).

>>26338695
>water-based lube
I've never used lube in my life, I've always used my own saliva for masturbating.

>took the plunge and bought first fap toy a few months back
>too lazy to use/clean it
>haven't used it a single time yet

>>26337283
i ordered one from japan too. sadly it never made, something happened to it but i didnt get any good details from the seller. atleast i got a refund tho.

>>26338710
I see. That's definitely going to be a problem if you wanna fuck an onahole. Saliva won't be good enough (unless you wanna chafe your penis), sorry anon.

Are you cut, by the way?

>>26338462
fuck off with your memes

>>26338753
That kinda sucks, I am cut, sadly.

are those onaholes modeled from japanese pornstars puss's for real?

>>26338779
Try buying the lube before you buy the onahole just to get a feel for it, you know? Start using lube instead of spit when you masturbate.

>>26338825
what are some good cheap brands of lube to use?

>>26338857
Don't know how cheap they are (I use Astroglide) but here's the recommended brands, copied from the onahole Pastebin:

Recommended Japanese brands:

Thick:
Peace's
Pepee

Thinner:
Inshu lotion
Ubujiru

Here's the link in case you wanna know everything there is to know about onaholes: http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a

Good luck, fellow anon!

>>26338857
I forgot to mention, if you want to chat with other anons about onaholes, there's almost always an onahole thread on /jp/.

Here is the most recent one (sorry if I didn't link it right): >>>/jp/14725308