>ordered a onahole
>left japan 5 days ago
>FIVE FUCKING days AGO and not even at the customs yet
>Getting this mad because a fake vagina takes longer than 5 days to travel half the world to your doorstep.
If there were ever a time to use the term "first world problems", this is it.
Nah, that would be those retarded #justgirlythings instagram shit
>Things were WORSE at some point in the past! You can never be angry about things ever now!
Are your fat rolls jiggling as you bounce up and down in rage in your computer chair?
Here's a thought: fucking a plastic cunt is like fucking a tranny... which makes you a
>some pilot recognized the packaging and fucked your onahole on the long autopilot trip across the Pacific
Look up the dimensions online. If it's a reputable site, they will tell you. Most onaholes can take a pretty girthy dick so don't worry about tearing it unless you're built like a soda can.
>Whats the difference between a onahole and any other fuck toy?
Don't know about your specific Tenga but most onaholes are washable and reusable. Since they're made with better and softer materials, they feel way better too.
Oh. Just use plenty of water-based lube (if you use too little you risk the lube drying out and chafing your penis).
The onahole itself is really soft so it can't hurt you unless you go in dry or do something as dumb as use your own cum as lube (yes, people have tried this).
Don't know how cheap they are (I use Astroglide) but here's the recommended brands, copied from the onahole Pastebin:
Recommended Japanese brands:
Here's the link in case you wanna know everything there is to know about onaholes: http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a
Good luck, fellow anon!
I forgot to mention, if you want to chat with other anons about onaholes, there's almost always an onahole thread on /jp/.
Here is the most recent one (sorry if I didn't link it right): >>>/jp/14725308