>inb4 reee and gtfo roastie. The one time I was in a sexual situation with a guy I was sitting on his lap and he should have been hard at that point in time but I couldn't feel anything. So I reached down to start touching his penis and it was really small and thin. Honestly it did kind of shock me a little bit at how small it was. I'm sorry to the anons who have a penis under 5 inches.
>>26336313 lol Aww, poor anon. Protip: Learn to eat pussy, and buy some sextoys. A big, fat dildo. No joke. Lick her, and play with her with the dildo for like 30m, until she's loving it, and she's going to want to fuck you because she'll like you at that point, because you've done things to her that feel really, really good. She'll want to see you happy.
Depending on what kind of girl she is, you could get a small vibrator to put in her ass or play with her clit while you're fucking her. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, play with her clit while you're fucking her. This is gospel, all men should be doing this, if not consistantly than at least at intervals. Most women don`t feel a lot from vaginal penetration, and this is especially true in the case of babydicks.
>>26336501 Yeah, women get tired of all that shit REAL quick. A lady once called in to a radio show to complain about her husbands small dick and she said that all he would do was eat her pussy because he knew he was small.
You know what happened? She cheated on him. She said she would just become a lesbian if she wanted to get eaten out all the time.
Women like being fucked. They like being fucked by something big and something hard. The novelty of a tongue wears off fast.
>>26336635 i'm a woman too and i completely disagree with you. i couldn't imagine being fucked by a dildo my entire life. i don't think i'd ever be able to have a good relationship with a guy who wasn't in the 5" to 7"ish range
>>26336722 Yeah I completely realize this, so I don't let it get to me. I take solace in the knowledge that I am above average by a very good margin. Still, I'm not asking for something like 10x7; 8x6 is certainly a realistic number and I just think my penis would look a little better with that additional 1.5 inches of dimension.
Do you jelq, or have you ever? I think jelqing for a few months would easily get me to the goal, but I'm prohibitively afraid of losing sexual function or fucking up my dick.
>>26338515 >It would be easier if my partner could just just fap like I do No, PIV is infinitely superior to fapping nothing more obliterating then getting denied sex by the person you're supposed to be sexually exclusive with.
If you don't cheat it's like being forced to be a robot, no sex is grounds for divorce in my book.
It's easy to say "all girls do/don't" but the real truth is that its mixed, probably.
In my opinion even if a girl tells you she doesn't care about your dick size shes lying to make you feel better. Which is very nice and if I ever do have some kind of relation with a female i would appreciate it if she played that role. I'll still always know I won't be able to satisfy her though. I started this post to help you feel better but I just ended up ranting.
>>26338799 nice dickballs right? like balls shaped like dicks? and a massive schlong over the top i was always tempted to get one of them but i was never convinced the cummies could actually reach the end of the giant over-schlong and putting new bellends into the balls just seemed like too much hassle
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