What the fuck did you say to her?

>>26335564
I probably made some joke
women can't handle the bantz

I tried to guilt her into focusing on me and only me

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She realized I'm broke

>I wish this wasn't a true story

>>26335564
Why do you have a penis?

>>26335564
She wants to fake a reason to break up with you so she can fuck another guy guilt free.

I accidently insulted her while trying to be cheeky like I do all the time.

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She is a women, doesn't matter what I said. She will twist and contort it to suit her little whiney bitch fest.

By the way, I have had relationships with staceys, fat chicks, ugly chicks, skinny chicks. They are all the same.

You betas just don't know it because you are either young or have never spent enough time with women.

No good ever comes of it, ever. It will rot you out from the inside and make you want to escape.

Trust in this, every man suffering from a divorce, a bitch that cheated, a miserable existence bowing and taking all the blame for everything. Knows this shit about women.

You know that commercial with the monster being dissected in science class and it breaks free before hiding in a cigarette pack because it's an anti-smoking PSA?

I met a girl from Tinder at the movies. That commercial played, and I jokingly said;

>Oh yeah, I bet they're glad now that the troubled white kid brought a gun to school

She just stood up and walked out of the theater. I didn't give a fuck, the people ahead of me were laughing and hi-fiving me.

>>26335564
She hungout with a friend of mine that got in a huge fallout with me and he happened to like her.
During one of our conversations something happened and it went onto the subject of how I felt about him and I just kinda told her straight up that he's only hanging out with your for the pussy. She got so mad.

"Are you pissing on my bed?" when she thought it was cool to squirt on my sheets without telling me.

>>26335764
nice to see reddit joined the thread!

>>26335564
I cheated on her an told her im deleting her number and never talking to her again. new girl is 9/10 though, old one was only 7. worth it? yeahhhh i think so.

>>26335564
>she jokingly pretends to close up my laptop screen (actually aggressively pushing it down, but not closing it)
>I get the expected reaction
>deadserious.work.in.project.not.saved.only.copy.face.xcf
>tell her to not ever do that again
>she walks away with the face OP's picture related
>makes me apologizes later or no pussy

>>26335981
rooo HARSh dude! wowzeah thats pretty harsh

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>>26335564
>If you ever need me I will immediately be by your side no matter what

Said this to a girl who went on a date with me. A couple days later she said she never wanted to see me again.

>I'm fucking your more attractive sister.

>>26335642
100% what I would do. Why the fuck do we do that anon? I KNOW this is the reason why she will hate me but still do this to my oneitis.

>>26335654
nice pepe you have there, tbqhwy senpai

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>>26335564
Hate is better than despise.

Distract her, ignore her, really the only mistake is to do something which makes her think you fear leaving her good graces more than she does leaving yours.

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>>26335564
>I wish we could stay like this forever.

>>26335728
Why should I trust you?
Maybe you just choose to date shitty women.

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told her short hair is for women who gave up on their looks

I made a rape joke KNOWING she was a victim
Also "no hymen no diamond"

>>26339027
>shirt isn't white
Why would you save that?
>>26339044
>implying i'm not in that thread too
You're a wonderful fuck up my friend, how hot is she?

>>26335564
Maybe instead of beating you every time we could just have normal sex

The sheer amount of spanking was wearing out my fuckin wrist.

>>26339027
thats a good one
thanks anon

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"I waited all this time for this?'

>>26335564
told her her best friend sounds like a slut if she thinks having multiple relationships at the same time while the guys don't know of others.