>when she is shorter than you and her guy taller than you

>>26335543
>when she is shorter than you and her guy taller than you
Practically every woman I've ever met

>when she's 4'10 and only dates 6'3 and above
Epic

Literally heard this today from one.
I've had more luck with women my size, and taller than me. I fucking hate womanlets.

>>26335543
>when she is shorter than you and her guy taller than you
See this shit all the time. They all say I am too short fot them when I am 6-7 inches taller than them.

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>when she says she has a boyfriend and you weren't even flirting or interested in her
This one hurts so much. It's like they're giving you an unsolicited, undeserved, unfavorable insult to you for having the nerve to speak to them.

I didn't even do anything, is this what I get for trying to be social for 5 seconds? This is what happens when I stop silently working 8 hours a day, coming home to an empty house, eating microwave noodles, and sleeping 4 hours a night, just to feel like I belong with my own species for a single 5-line conversation?

This is what I get for pretending I'm not a thoughtless machine for a brief few moments, just to share a platonic exchange with another human?

>>26335724
Yeah those girls are lame, I have a feeling is a natural reaction to having you leave her alone or giving her too much attention.

>>26335640
>>26335562
>>26335605
Why is it so important for those girls to have a towering guy?

>>26335919
Somebody answer this question.

>>26335919
le feel protected and more feminine

>>26335543
what is this pepe referencing?

>>26336269
not when we live in a time where guns are a thing.

>>26336290
C&C

>>26336269
Yeah but wouldn't a man that is taller than her be enough, or does he have to tower all men?

>>26336375
>c&c

spell it out

>>26336408
computer game in the 90's- early 00's

>>26336509
whats the title?

>>26336540
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS GAME YOU UNDERAGE PIECE OF GOD FUCKING JESUS FUCK CHRIST. YOU FUCKING TRIGGERED ME YOU SICK FUCK WAS THIS PART OF YOUR SHITTY FUCKING PLAN.

>>26336608
how am i suppossed to know some obscure game?

now tell me the name.

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>>26336408
Command and conquer, an RTS game.

The image is depicting the cutscenes before missions where Kane (Pepe) of the Brotherhood of Nod (The human bad guys who are like saboteurs) briefs congratulates the player on his progress and stresses the importance of the following mission before Sawyer from Lost in a leather suit briefs you on your objectives.

>>26336690
Just looked it up

So it's like Dota 2 and League

>>26336690
i never heard of that one?

did that come out for the 360?

>>26336676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKy4BdOVsZI
A softcore pornstar was also in the cutscenes.

>>26335919
For me it's because I'm a tall female and I always feel taller and less cute than most females and guys who are taller than me make me feel cute?

>>26336734
Yes, Red Alert 3 came out for the 360. It's a pretty fun game but don't tell the 2fags that.
>>26336718
A little like Dota

>>26336743
>live action

>>26335543
there are no girls shorter than me because im 5'6