who /mount & blade/ here?
>tfw 20 of my 120 army are sword sisters
>3 female companions
>like to roleplay that they're my harem
>16 hours into my current save
>have amassed an army of over 200 nord huscarl
>conquered all vaegir territory and formed kingdom of nords 2
>every single lord and king in calradia outside of nords wants my head on a stick
>every opposition is met with a hail of throwing axes that annihilates anyone who gets near my army
>should some poor bastards get through the steel blizzard, my huscarls will already have snorted a pound of ground fly amanita and have their skullsplitting dane axes ready
>have a million times more money than I can spend, buy spices and velvet just to discard for fun
>steal butter from swadian villages and sell it at praven before sieging just to leave it to rot until they retake it
Get some nords boys, they win battles.
Mountain Blade Manlet Wars Robot here. I love to play online. I just can't play right now until Friday since. I have a lot of uni work. I'm usually named Nausicaa online. If you see me, let me know.
Don't worry little swadian, I'll take good care of Dhirim's butter. Just crawl back to Praven for today's 75th feast and let the real men do the fighting.
It's really unique really.
Just look up gameplay of it on YouTube. Basically imagine total war but in a first/third person perspective nixed with an over world map and conquering lands and fucking whores and drinking ale and shit
imagine total war but you're one of the people on the ground leading a company of men(or women)
>try to play M&B
>really enjoy the first couple of hours
>suddenly have no idea what I'm meant to be doing
>know there's a tonne of shit I COULD be doing, just no clue how to actually do it
>try to increase my favor with someone
>go collect taxes
>come back and the niggers gone
>look through the log for any mention of his name
>scour the map looking for him
>just can't find him
Am I retarded and the game just really doesn't hold your hand, or should I be reading up a little about it before I play?
Definitely read up.
After the beginning quest you can literally do whatever you want, which is a lot of fucking things.
Conquer the map
Set up a trading EMPIRE
Become a lord
Become a mercenary for hire
Become a bandit and raid villages and shit.
Or kill Muslims.
So much to do!!!
>Never played total war.
Dude that game is like PC gaming 101. Legit the basic gane that everyone fucking has.played.
Forget Warband for now get your ass a copy of Medieval 2 Total War, nor Napoleon.
Fuck these guys
>raid bandits to get some nice exp for me and my dudes
>eventually end up near the sea
>sea raiders they're just regular bandits right
That's how I lost my anal virginity