>I can throw chopsticks like those things and get them to penetrate a little over an inch into cardboard. It's pretty fun actually.l
>tfw having a cute vampire gf suck my blood is a huge fetish
*IT WAS A HOLOGRAM*
Yes my fucking comment is original
"Grah get out of my way insect! You dare defy I ANON?"
"-_-...well can't account for taste.. anyhow for just the
price of your immortal soul and eternal servitude you shall have your..cough..gf."
"W-wha? So easy..i mean of course my good mini-friend! Here are your stuff, pay no attention to the mind controlling flesh bud :D"
"Grahh careful with the lightning faggot!"