>The entire country stops to watch Chads bounce a pigskin

handegg obsession is weird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMdA7-E7VVM

we're not watching chads throw a ball around we're just getting an excuse to get drunk and eat like a pig for a day
all the other days we have no excuse
t.burgerfat

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>>26328198
>he fell for the obesity meme

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>>26328069
>didn't realize it was the day of the super bowl until saw this thread
>19
>still don't understand why people like sports

>when other countries sit on their asses and watch boring ass soccer it's "cultural" and "nationalistic"
>but when Americans watch football we're cucks

Fuck off europoor

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>>26328561
>europoor
>not based spring semester Indian exchange student blowing pita's endless cash flow on cocaine, clubbing, and high-end STD free East European escorts

Get Anally Fucked, Ameripleb.

>>26328561
BTFO in original fashion

>>26328561
But soccer is actually nationalist because national teams compete with other national teams with entire countries supporting them. Countries spend a sizable part of their GDP in support of their national teams to have their country's name emblazoned in the glory of international competition.

Black amerikeks play other black amerikeks and nobody else... American football is like a sport invented by that weird obnoxious kid nobody picked to play soccer during recess.

>Amerifats cheer on niggers
wew

>>26328561
EUROPOORS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT FOREVER

The dumb thing is most Americans have never played football. You would be hard-pressed to find someone watching the Super Bowl who knew all the positions, formations, plays, or penalties.

At least soccer most everybody has actually played. I'm convinced football is just a meme that men think they "have" to watch, because hardly anyone here has a real connection to it.