How do escorts feel about being hired by virgins Will it be

>>26326948
I'm sure they're happy virgins exist because they're a source of funds. What's the point in pretending you're experienced when you're going to fuck a woman who would most likely tell you aren't?

>>26326948
they probably like them best because they're the most naive and cum quickly

>>26327007
I've heard a lot won't deal with virgins though and even expect you to have references, like it's a fucking job application.

>>26327073

You give them money, they'll fuck you. It's their job.

>>26327073

I highly doubt that's true. They do it for money so it shouldn't matter to them if you're a good lay or not.

>>26327073
>have references
Tell them take it or leave it what the fuck.

I've been with quite a few prostitutes and they hate virgins, since most virgin guys want the girl to lead them and most women hate to lead / can't at all. Women are trash.

there are escorts that specialize in virgins. all those mommy types

>>26327034

this

better than a fat hairy middle aged businessman or some sociopath who thinks he's in a porn movie

>>26326948

I almost want to save up for an escort but I feel like it's pretty much admitting defeat. I'd like to lose it to someone who loves me but that won't happen.

The fact that I'd have to pay to have sex with a woman is very depressing.

>>26326948
I'm sure you could ask if they will take the lead because you are inexperienced beforehand, I have no experience with whores though

>>26327196
Maybe they just don't want to deal with inexperienced guys? Like >>26327239
said.

my first time was with an escort, i didnt tell her until afterwards, but she told me i was good

odds ar ethey dont give a flying fuck

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>Find older escort
>Says she likes the tender GFE stuff and does it by default, will do mommy gf stuff and light femdom for no extra cost
>She's slightly taller than me, has big boobies, perfect thickness
>She's done an interview and her voice is soothing and she especially mentions social anxiety and how it's easy for her to deal with
>I was literally destined to lose my virginity to this woman
>Too nervous to book an appointment
>Been thinking about this since my last birthday and still can't talk myself into it

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>>26327254
>some sociopath who thinks he's in a porn movie
describes my week in Amsterdam

>>26327653
Do it you son of a bitch. If you don't you're insulting every robot here.

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>>26326948
>caring about what an escort feels or thinks

What a coincidence. Going to see my #1 ATF escort tonight. Last time I saw her was early November. I used to be big into escorts but over the years I've grown bored; once you deal with a huge amount of them you begin to realize that they all have the same routine. No I only see this one sparsely, she lets me do whatever I want and looks like a total pale/tall/nerdy type.

I highly recommend everyone to try one at least once, read some reviews and do your research first though .

>>26327073
reference: mom, manager at job

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>>26327689
The whole thing is so weird though. I realise I would be giving her money for it but I would still feel bad for subjecting her to my pasty, acne ridden skele self. Besides, I'm a NEET who pays rent and my parents don't pay for anything of mine so something I don't really care about any more would cost me like a months groceries.

I mean I could just jack off right now but I still think about trying I don't know man.

They really don't fucking care how bad or inexperienced you are. If you're really ugly or fat they will undoubtedly be grossed out, but if they're good at their job they'll be able to hide that.

>>26327239
I pay the money why would I care whether they like it or not...
Jesus women. Having sex and paid money still complains

>>26327255
The longer you wait the less possibility someone ever loves you
Women don't like inexperienced guys, don't you know?

It's like you have to at least fucked 10+ women screw up 3 relationships to be mature for women

>>26326948
>Should I pretend to be experienced?

yeah good idea, she totally won't be able to tell whether you're experienced or not, it's only her job

>>26327960

Just the thought of having to pay for one would be very depressing though, hell it might even push me closer to suicide, having to live with the fact that the only way a woman would have sex with me was if I paid her.

I'm a virgin but I bet I could fuck like a pornstar. Just ignore the 5 inch dick.

>>26326948
got any more of this girl?

Said I won't see client again. He calls wanting closure. How do I deal with it.

The client is a nice enough guy but I just find him really hard work (mentally and physically) for reasons I can normally cope with, but I just don't want to work with him any more. He was a middle aged virgin before he met me and simply has no idea (about sexual and social intercourse), and is cripplingly shy; he's seen me a few times and still can't make eye contact or even touch me. It's like a therapy session more than a escort/client booking and I can't take too much of it at the moment. He has erectile problems too. Plus he's put me on a pedestal and has said how important our meetings are which I feel uncomfortable with. Last time we met he mentioned wanting to try something he'd seen in porn which to be honest irritated me. I was thinking "you need to grasp the basics and have a reliable erection before we can get onto that crap!" but didn't say anything.

I have big things happening in my life which take all my emotional energy and I don't want to see clients who drain me or who I dread bookings from. Unfortunately he falls into that category through no fault of his own.

He's called twice this morning and left voicemail asking what he's done wrong and I desperately don't want to be unkind to him. I've said I'm moving out of the area soon and not really working, but my site is still up and he knows he could see me if I wanted. Arrgh! How can I let him down gently?

>>26327073
>>26327175
>>26327196
>>26327207
http://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-companions/metro-vancouver/vancouver_warm_genuine_classic_blonde-253237

>Booking instructions: Non-smokers only. Please pre-book by email. Kindly send me a description of yourself and your desires, as well as a reference from DateCheck

REFERENCES

Canadian men are getting cucked outta their minds.

>>26327881
Do it faggot you're denying food and shelter for her

>>26327073
Almost ALL porn stars require references and usually do a check on your employer as well. It's a safety precaution.

>>26327960
Would you hire someone with no experience, for a position that is essential to your business?

>>26328234
wft is this real?

hi ho

There is no letting him down gently.
Rip the bandage off quickly, get it over with. He can find another ho, you're not that special.

>>26326948
sauce http://ranken.dtiblog.com/blog-entry-1.html

>>26329331
>comparing potential life partner to a job
No I don't want my partner to be experienced. That's not how nature works
Maybe for you cucked up white culture it really brainwashed you. But for thousands of years, male do not want their sexual encounters take other people's dick in them.
And again women by nature want to take as many as they want. It's just women are empowered very recently so they're free to do so. In the past they were stuck with their male dominants

>>26326948
Some of them feel wrong taking virginity. It's a lot of pressure on them. Others see it as a service they offer. Varies girl to girl. You can definitely find one where it's their soeciality.

https://www.societyservice.com/service/virgin-experience/

>>26330741
>Some of them feel wrong taking virginity. It's a lot of pressure on them.

why the fuck would they care

There are beginner friendly escorts out there. They'll say it in their profile.

>>26329288
>>26327073
this desu its so they dont get strangled by a KV NEET

>>26328244
Probably because she doesn't want to end up on channel 9 news with the headline "escort stabbed and strangled to death by autistic man"

>>26327073
>expect you to have references
jesus christ anon

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>>26326948
bro, escorts dont care if you are a virgin. They are there to get you off, and it means more work for them. if you are more experienced they get to chill and let you do all the work.

They want virgins to be their customers because it lets them remember a time when they werent just worthless fucktoys that give men pleasure for money.

So go there and pretend you are literally retarded, and just tell them to fuck you. They'll forever be attached to you.

>>26333863
>scorts dont care if you are a virgin
A simple jewgle search proves you wrong.
https://skipthegames.com/articles/escort-resources/13-point-checklist-for-an-escort-session-with-a-virgin
http://blog.sherisranch.com/legal-prostitution/losing-virginity/

There's even specialization in it.
https://www.societyservice.com/service/virgin-experience/

And it's not just malebots, either.
http://john-oh-escort.com/sexuality/losing-your-virginity-with-a-straight-male-escort/

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>>26327073
>like it's a fucking job application.
kek, most escorts here actually even require you to send a picture of yourself first.

>>26328244
This is an exception, not the rule.

Check the backpage right now for any canadian city, or any city for that matter. You won't be seeing whores pointing out the need for references in their fucking headlines or descriptions. That is absurd.

How do I find cute escorts? I don't think it's legal in my area northeastern US

>>26329331
Not the same thing at all, the reason women like experienced men is other women found them desirable so they assume they must be. It's social proof.

>>26328244
>43 year old, used up, saggy, old, ancient grandma roastie whore
>extremely high standards/requirements: "Non-smokers only. Please pre-book by email, reference from DateCheck, P411, your review board handle"
>charges absurdly high prices just for some dried up old hole probably infested with deadly STDs:

>$700 2 hr (minimum appointment time)

>$1,000 Dinner date (4 hours)

>2,500 Overnight and Leisurely Morning (16 hours)

>$50 Outcall fee

>$100 Meet and Greet

Keep in mind that this a 43, YES, a 43 year old whore who's old enough to go through menopause and be my grandmother.

I know that there's a lot of thirsty beta's out there, but I had no fucking idea that pussy was in such high demand. This is fucking insane. Absolutely fucking ridiculous.

I can easily see why some men end up resorting to rape.

>>26335203
Damn. It would be cheaper to try and get an actual girlfriend.

>>26335203
She works a corporate job, this is not a regular escort.
Keep in mind I'm not saying it's worth it.

I live in Fort McMurray, one of the most expensive cities in Canada, and our escorts average $400.00/hour, no references needed, some even offer half hour sessions.

How much would an escort be around toronto? Do they let you go to their place?

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>>26326948
very relevant to your question

>>26335302
http://toronto.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

Going to their place is called an incall, it's pretty common for them to rent a condo where they see johns.

>>26335230
QUOTED FOR TRUTH.

Why aren't you beta providers for escorts just man up and start finding girlfriends?

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>tfw cucked by prostitute

Maybe its time to end it.

>>26335449
They say you don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave after.

>>26335422
How likely am I to get v& in a sting for using backpage?

I don't even need an escort to get laid but I kind of want to try just to say I did.

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>>26335422
>half of them say no blacks

>>26335202
Shouldn't seeing an escort in the first place tell that you're not desirable?

>>26335302
terb.ca

always use escort review communities

toronto has a fairly good one

actually it's shit, but relatively speaking at least

>>26326948
just find one who caters to that

Looking through the backpages now for minneapolis

How many of these escort ads are legit? Are they stings? Are they false? How come they never state a price? I feel like im missing lingo to know

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>>26326948
It's a business.
The only exception I hear prostitutes make is for black men because they're developed a reputation for STDs and violence among hookers.

>>26335516
Even in Canada, where paying for sex is criminalized, the chances of running in with the law is practically zero.

>>26326948
They literally, L I T E R A L L Y don't give two fucks about you or your pathetic life.

The only thing they care about is their money and personal safety.

>>26335203
I imagine white hookers get to charge a premium in Hongcouver, even the ones in their 40's.
You just know the chinks are in on that.

>>26335203
>grandmother
>what

>>26335599
Social proof is subconscious.

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>>26335203
I don't actually think she believes that she's worth that much, she has little to lose by just putting it up there.
If someone is stupid enough then she wins big-time, cause she'll get both validation and a shitload of money.

But then again, women's princess ego these days is insane due to pic related.

>>26335680
You should see L.A.
Literally 8-10 girls with multiple ads, every week, all black, then one fake asian (which I believe is a sting desu)

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>>26335850
So some of them ARE stings?

>>26335878
Fucking obviously, you idiot. Why wouldn't the police be all over such a thing?

>>26335898
How do you tell which are good and which are stings?

Someone post the screencap of the guide on how to get prostitutes. I remember it's a very long list of things to do that is super detailed and helpful for autistic fucks like me.

I just want to get laid.

>>26335680
The reason most don't state a price are to get you to call and ask, it's a common sales tactic, once you jump through the hoop of calling you are much more likely to complete the transaction due to the brain's need to feel consistent with actions.
I wouldn't worry about sting operations with escorts because technically you are not paying for sex, you are paying for time. Whatever happens between two consenting adults during this time is up to them. This puts escorting in a legal gray area and makes it difficult to prosecute.

>>26336015
yes plz

im not autistic. I'm just bored and work in an industry where getting busted would be bad

>>26336030
What industry is that?

>>26336095
education lol.

It's not even with children tho

>>26335745
Actually, a nice, young white girl is anywhere from $200-300 here. Asians are 150-200.

That absurdly priced hag I posted is getting her business from filthy rich old whiteys because they like to write on review boards about how much money they got to spend. It's like the xbox kid syndrome but for grown adults.

>>26336265
>white girl is anywhere from $200-300 here. Asians are 150-200.
It's crazy that whites are becoming so so rare in some Western cities they can charge nearly double- they are now the "exotic" and that fucking terrifies me.
The future looks truly bleak.
Good comparison with the xbox kid, by the way. I understand what you mean: conspicuous consumption.

>>26336324
White girls are not in short supply. The reason why asians charge less because they're in the the bait-n-switch business.

Also, I want everyone to know bait-n-switch is very real. If you're considering seeing an escort, make sure they don't B&S you or have their pimp mug you.

>>26336444
What do you mean by bait and switch in regards to this?

>>26336444
How do you make sure?

>>26336476
Cute girl in pictures

50 year old junglegook when you/she shows up

>>26336505
Oh, the "asians with makeup and photoshop" thing, eh.
I guess it's to be expected.

>>26336476
You go to see a perfect 10/10 Asian whose snatch smells of vanilla and fresh noodles that you saw in the ad.

You get there, and you actually see a 30 year old trafficked woman. They think you won't be able to tell the difference because you're dumb gaijin and all Asians look the same to you as long as they're not 60 years old.

>>26336536
No the Asians using pictures of completely different people

>>26336580
>>26336590
Oh, so it's a different woman? That stinks. I guess there's not really a governing body you can lodge a complaint at, huh?

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>>26336580
My fucking sides.
I can't believe this is a real thing.

>>26336632
Commonly different woman at massage parlors and lower price escorts. Less likely as you go up in price, of course.

>>26326948
paying paid by men to let them give you an orgasm is QUITE GOOD>


it great to be a woman.

>>26336673
>implying women get orgasms from johns
kek

>>26336655
Also common is negresses believing that "black don't crack" and calling themselves 19 in their ads but basically the only way they're gonna ride your dick is on a stolen Walmart electric scooter.

>>26326948
My partner is an escort. She has no problem with virgins. Be honest. If she is a good escort she will go slow and put on a good show. My partner is $900/3hrs minimum, so she makes sure her clients are satisfied, virgins or not. Recently she worked with a virgin and the mostly cuddled because what he actually ended up wanting was some intimacy that you don't even really get from sex. I guess what I'm saying is if the escort you choose is good, she will take care of your needs as long as you let her know what they are (you are paying her after all). Be nice and polite and have fun and relax, she won't judge you.

>>26336715
>partner is an escort

>kingcuck

>>26336715
The ultimate woman's dream job: professionally cucking their partner.

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>caring about an escort's feelings

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I fucking love my country

Those whores cost like $20 an hour

What's it like to actually fuck an escort? Do they make you feel rushed? Is it actually enjoyable? I just figure the girl has no attraction to you so it's work for her to pretend to be interested, so isn't it really lackluster sex? And doesn't she try to get you off as fast as possible without prolonging the enjoyment?

>>26327196
My partner is an escort, references are for safety and also to show that a guy is serious. At a certain level there is a lot of behind-the-scenes stuff like booking a hotel, clothes, etc. and by having references she can find out if this guy is likely to be clean, into stuff she doesn't want to do, and if he's actually going to show up or try to beat her up.

>>26336760
do foreign hookers take burgerbux? you think if i go to brazil or hungary or some shit with 20 bucks ill be seen as a millionare?

>>26327239
>been with prostitutes
>call women trash

Haha pathetic. Girls can lead too, they don't all behave the same in bed. I had an ex that was always trying to do it even when I didn't want it, that is a big part of the reason why we aren't together. My current gf didn't act like that naturally, but when I wanted it I told her to do it and she did fine.

People like you whine about women when you're the defective one. If you have some kind of actual impairment I can understand it, but you have to own up to your own personal failures and not blame women for them.

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>>26336760
It's impossible to get tired of the booty

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>>26336786
Of course they do
>you think if i go to brazil or hungary or some shit with 20 bucks ill be seen as a millionare?
You wouldn't in the past, but now with the recent crisis the Dollar is worth 2x more than it was some months ago

>>26336760
Isn't Sao Paula the one with all the trannies?
It'd be worth getting killed in a barrio if I can get fucked by a group of shemales before it happens.

>>26336730
>>26336733
You can look at it like that, but I get turned on by her doing other guys and the amount of money she makes means I don't have to do much. And she's awesome and hot.

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>>26336836
The pics from Santo Andre I'm posting, like pic related, are all trannies

The ones from Campinas are normal woman

>>26336849
So basically you're a push over and you accept anything. You have nothing to really offer and you're totally replaceable.

Good luck with that, pal.

>>26336715
How do you know if they're good or not? Stings or not?

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>>26336836
Would you?

originall coment

>>26327698
/thread
like, for real, it's a service [and you are paying.]

>>26336871
So fucking jealous. Why can't America have a designated area for shemales? Are the white-ish ones expensive?
And San Fransisco doesn't count, they're all rich yuppies that spend their days on twitter yelling at at the working class.

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>>26336715
>literally begging to be called cuck

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>>26327073

>expect you to have references

>>26336913
tfw I would

>>26336913
If any of the ones in your pics have a penis, yes.
I long ago gave up on finding any real relationship, especially with a trans woman.
But fapping to 2D can only do so much, I want to experience the real thing one day.

>>26336883
No, she just happens to be an awesome person who happens to have a job banging super rich guys. Not all relationships have to be based on sex. I can bang whomever I want too.

>>26327653
You are literally the most beta poster I have seen on /r9k/ today.

>>26336769
That's a hard question though I feel that there's one out there for everyone, even the autistic virgins.

All escorts are different. I have great chemistry with some and others treat me like shit.

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>>26336928
>Are the white-ish ones expensive?
It's not about skin color but how similar to woman their looking are. Shemales are usually a lot more cheap than a normal prostitute

Pic related, same spot

>>26336892
Well, I guess there is always that risk, but there are websites that offer reviews of escorts to help find the good ones. Again, expect to pay kind of a lot for really great service though.

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>>26327073
>be virgin
>apply for entry level escort
>3 years of fucking experience required

>>26335090
it's not legal anywhere in the united states you fucktard

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>>26336954
Only the ones with the blue wall in the blackground are trannies.

>>26336993
A small part of Nevada...

Should I save up for an international sex tour or just bang the hos in my area?

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>>26337002
>blue wall pics are trannies

>>26336760
>>26336871
>>26336977

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR.
LIFE IS SUPPOSED TO BE WORSE IN THE THIRD WORLD.

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>>26337051
>IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR.
>LIFE IS SUPPOSED TO BE WORSE IN THE THIRD WORLD.
Welcome to Brazil
Here our men are prettier than our women

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>>26337051
Do you want more?/w

>>26337048
Yes. Take a trip to Thailand or Germany.

>>26337126
Nah, that's okay anon. I'm already on ashemaletube and getting ready to masturbate.
Thank you for offering, though.

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>>26337140
Stay safe bro, see you

>>26337182
are shemale whores top or bottom?

>>26337188
Usually bottom, but if you ask they can go top easily

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>>26336715
>My partner is an escort.

>>26337277
I know it's hard for a lot of people to understand but replace the job "escort" with "actress" or "singer" or massage therapist" or "cheerleader" or "dancer" or any other job that uses parts of the body to make money and there really isn't a difference (other than escorts get paid a lot more and generally more fun to be around).

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>>26337357
C U C K
U
C
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Die numale scum

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>>26337357
>but replace the job "escort" with "actress" or "singer" or massage therapist" or "cheerleader" or "dancer"
You can't, those people don't swallow gobs of cum in all 3 holes for money.
>i find it hot that she fucks other guys
You're a cuck in every sense of the word, why are you trying to frame it as anything else? There's nothing normal or respectable about this I don't expect you to abandon your fetish but do know I find that shit gross af.

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>>26337357
>This guy is literally manifesting a subconscious desire to be called a cuck, thinking trolling

>>26337440
Nah, I'm not trolling. Call me that if you want. I know 4chan has an obsession with that word. I honestly don't know why she's into me, she's way hotter and richer than I deserve as a 5/10 cyborg.

>>26337357
a fetish is a fetish, but man, you got stuck with the most emasculating one there is. Have you turned in your penis yet?

>>26337487
Because you're the kind of guy who says "t-t-there's more to a relationship than sex!" which basically means she sees you as her live-in maid who she has to fuck every once in a while. That's why she's in to you. You're literally her dumpy wife; she comes home to you after you've warmed the bed for her. Her real, true sexual satisfaction is found elsewhere.

And if you're really a 5/10 cyborg and she's much hotter, your cries of "but I can fuck whoever I want too!" don't really mean anything. You're the Tobias to her Lindsay, if you will.

I really hate to break it to you since you're so clearly DEEP in the delusion but this girl isn't a keeper. She's not your future. At some point - probably sooner than later - a better quality beta will appear and away you'll go. I just hope for your sake you've accepted this as a... well, basically, it's a slightly elongated fuck buddy relationship.

Source: literally every other guy in your shoes, ever.

>>26337494
Hey, I like what I like. My penis is well taken care of, by her and others. And really it's just a job for her, the relationship between the two of us wouldn't be any different if she had a different job.

>>26337558
Sure maybe it's a fuck buddy relationship. That's fine too. Full disclosure I'm 39, she's older, and we've been together for about 9 months. It's difficult to explain the dynamic or a relationship in this way, particularly when people are mostly adamantly opposed to this sort of thing. Trust me, I understand fully what this is and isn't. As for her sexual satisfaction, that comes from the insane amount of money she makes, that's fine with me too. But I can make her squirt and $ can't do that.

holy crap

in new zealand (where is legal and regulated) its so much easier. either show up in a brothel (no need to book, you can just pick whats available, need to book if you want a specific person)

otherwise its getting burner phone. text a number asking for a time and duration, and you'll get an address back.

wtf rest of the world.

https://newzealandgirls.co.nz/

http://www.adultforum.co.nz/showthread.php?55686-Troll-What-they-are

>>26336747
This.
It's literally their job to please you.
Do you worry about what your waitress thinks of you as well?

But like whats the chance of a escort having a STD or some shit? Because im pretty sure it isnt healthy to get fucked by 50 men.

>>26337638
A female escort over 40? Who the fuck is the target audience for that? How would this woman make any money at all?

>>26336790
It's funny how whores consider their clients more pathetic than themselves, when their clients think the exact same thing about them.

>>26328234

http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=21059.0

>>26337695
You seriously don't think babyboomers want to fuck someone their own age?

>>26337695
She has clients from 18yo virgins to 60+ guys. Her minimum charge is $900 for 3 hours and rarely books that short of a time period. Often for overnights or weekends it will be $5000 or more. She flies all over the country to see clients, or they come to her. Most of her clients are tech people in San Francisco or Seattle, or lawyers. She does get botox and keeps in good shape. She paid for her house mostly with cash.

>>26337774
I do. All that shit about "personality" and "we have the same hobbies" is out the window when you're just paying for sex between strangers.

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>>26335745

>Hongcouver

Why does everyone keep saying this?

Also while we're on the slut page site, look what I found :)

>>26338072
>Why does everyone keep saying this?
Do you really need to ask? Why does a city serving as a beachhead for Chinese colonization have a playful nickname?

>>26329288
what the fuck

i just wanna wear lisa ann's leathery, disgusting skin as a mask before i die, but it looks like that won't be happening ;_;

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>>26338072
>Why does everyone keep saying this?
lmao

t. Canadian

>>26326948
The escort I'm currently paying to basically date took my virginity.

It's a male escort, though, so I guess it's different. He's also a bro.

>>26339150
your anal virginity? you still havent stuck your penis in a vagina yet

>>26339172
but i'm a faggot
i don't want to stick my penis into a roastie

>>26327653
>boobies
stop using this word please

>>26327254
I think if I had sex I would probably act like a sociopath in a porn movie.

>>26326948
>How do barristas feel about making coffee for a guy who has never had coffee?

>How do Skydivers feel about being hired by people who never skydived?

>How do movers feel about DYEL's?

Who gives a shit?

>>26327960
so what your saying is "love" is a bunch of horseshit

>>26327960
>checked all them box's

...

>>26326948
Don't get one. Loser

>>26327653
Fucking do it do it do it do it do it

>>26327073

The reference part may be true for the luxury ones (not exacly a reference, just showing that you have the money) but the virgin part is hard to believe. I know they dont like it when the guy is virgin though, but its part of their jobs. There was a show abut some brothel in nevada or something (a bald guy owns it) where the hookers complaint about them (us) all the time. But they do it anyway.

>>26335273
>Fort McMurray
>City

yeah, about that

>>26336715

Trolling apart, I heard that some of them have a "girlfriend experience" sort of package where you take them out on a date and end up with sex. Sounds neat, but its usually expensive as fuck!
Oh and remember, everyone. They are expensive because robots are actually the majority of young men. Have no illusions about those stupid condom companies surveys where everyone scores at 13 or 14, or when they just survey college people by placing a questionaire of like 30 questions in which if you say no to the first question ("Have you ever had sex?") your questionaire is over and you have to deliver it alot sooner in plain sight of everyone.

>>26339797
You a girl? Show boobies pls

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I lost my virginity to this Brazilian whore in a Spanish brothel at 24 (a couple weeks before turning 25). She was surprised when I told her it was my first time but she was very sweet about it. I was super nervous and anxious and she tried her best to make me feel comfortable. Paid for 30 minutes but it lasted about one hour because I couldn't cum and she was nice and didn't watch the time. Also asked her a few questions about sex and she was helpful.

Side note, death grip fapping might cause a problem for your first time, reduce your fapping habits for a few weeks if you plan on visiting a whore and want the best experience.

Since I was in a city full of brothels and had time to kill, a few hours later, I went to fuck another one, and told her it was my first time as well. She didn't seem to care either way, wasn't sweet and patient like the first one, but I was already less nervous and more confident, so the sex was rougher and more satisfying.

In retrospect, it was a really good idea to go from 0 to 2 in a matter of hours and just get it out of the way, both were very different experiences, after the first one I still felt awkward, but after the second one my mental block was gone. Cost me 100 euros for both.

How to do tell a scam from the real deal on craigslist?